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Why did the chicken cross the road?
    #5060110 - 12/13/05 10:35 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Just thought I'd bring back an old favorite

Swami: Because a childish, overzealous mod banned him from one side for speaking the truth.

Icelander: Because he was a neo-shaman seeking his own path in life.

Veritas: It was his way of manifesting a subconscious death wish by risking his life.

Huehuecoyotl: Because he was running away from responsibility.

Diploid: No scientific study has ever shown chickens to cross roads.  Until you can prove such a phenomenon to me, the question is moot.

Skorpivo: Because it recognized objective reality, and followed accordingly.

Markos: The chicken was heavily attuned to the power chakra, and sought out to explore his inner heart cave through outer exploration of the world.

Ped: The road is an illusory object.  The chicken felt the need to cross it because he was still stuck in samsara.  If he had attained higher consciousness, he would understand that there is no separation between road and non-road, just as there is no separation between chicken and non-chicken.

Shroomism: The Pledians were calling him from the 5th dimension.

redgreenvines: he was just a chicken with all his soul, no spite and almost no intelligence.

Seuss: What chicken? *burp*

Jiggy: The chicken's heart was near to overflowing and nearly loving one side of the road was not enough. She had to embrace the other side as well. :heart:

fireworks_god: It seems we're getting too caught up in why the chicken crossed the road.  The important thing is that the chicken crossed the road.  Once we understand that, we know where he's going, and that's what's important.  Damn I'm stoned. :stoned:

Phluck: What's wrong with crossing the road?  Just because it's popular doesn't make it a bad idea.  I'm really sick of this stupid "anti-mainstream" attitude.

Trendal: According to quantum mechanics, events can happen in either direction, but entropy is what makes them appear chonologically to us.  Therefore, the chicken had already crossed the road at the same time he began to cross.

Gomp: maybe, the road crossed, the chicken? :confused: :thumbup:

danoEoboy: Because the aliens were going to abduct him.  YOU CAN'T PROVE I'M WRONG!

Paradigm: He was inspired by a religious experience.


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Edited by Paradigm (12/14/05 10:43 AM)

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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5060193 - 12/13/05 10:50 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

HILARIOUS. :grin:

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5060283 - 12/13/05 11:13 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2:

:tongue2:


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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: MOTH]
    #5060449 - 12/13/05 11:41 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
HILARIOUS. :grin:




Good job! :thumbup: You put a lot of thought into that and nailed it. I especially liked Peds! Too funny!

:peace: :heart:


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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #5060560 - 12/14/05 12:14 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Jiggy: The chicken's heart was near to overflowing and nearly loving one side of the road was not enough. She had to embrace the other side as well.  :heart:


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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5060988 - 12/14/05 04:05 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

DEAD on target/

wasnt the old post way longer? or is this a new take?


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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5061031 - 12/14/05 04:57 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

LOL. :thumbup: I especially chuckled at Fireworks one. Thanks for the humor! :heart:






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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5061035 - 12/14/05 05:01 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

redgreenvines: he was just a chicken with all his soul, no spite and almost no intelligence.


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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5061092 - 12/14/05 06:06 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Seuss: What chicken? *burp*


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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5061659 - 12/14/05 09:41 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:grin: great post!! :thumbup:

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5061691 - 12/14/05 09:48 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

Here is an old one, can be fun to read what you all said a year ago  :smirk:

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5061876 - 12/14/05 10:38 AM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:rotfl:  Nice job, Paradigm!

Alternate for me:

Veritas: To get to the Tantra workshop on the other side.

:grin:

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5062817 - 12/14/05 02:28 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl2:

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