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The chicken or the egg?
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What came first the chicken or the egg?
I'm an eggist, lol. The ones who believe in evolution must be the eggists and the chickenists must be the religion 'popped out of nowhere' believers. That's my guess..

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Re: The chicken or the egg? [Re: ]
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Well, this was my riddle in another persons thread... The answer is of course...
EGG

Eggs were laid by dinosaurs way before chickens came into existance... in fact eggs were being laid by reptiles before ANY birds were even on the planet...
So yeah, EGG before CHICKEN

Edited by TheShroomHermit (07/22/02 05:40 PM)

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Re: The chicken or the egg? [Re: ]
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I don't care. I suppose they both came along at about the same time. The egg was really first I suppose.


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Re: The chicken or the egg? [Re: ]
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The egg. That's why I eat eggs for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Re: The chicken or the egg? [Re: Revelation]
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i thought it was suppost to be about a chicken egg, not any egg. or maybe i misunderstood u

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Re: The chicken or the egg? [Re: AcursedRedDragon]
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the cruton came after oprah winfrey did a back flip while yelling " Old electrical magnet life taste the mechanical clevage of open teeth 'calander glowing (8)"


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Re: The chicken or the egg? [Re: AcursedRedDragon]
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In reply to:
i thought it was suppost to be about a chicken egg, not any egg



i dont recall him mentioning which egg the animal belonged to..


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Re: The chicken or the egg? [Re: AcursedRedDragon]
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ooops, that went through twice..


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Edited by Leya (07/22/02 07:43 PM)

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Re: The chicken or the egg? [Re: ]
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the real question is: why is a duck?

the answer: because one of his legs are both the same!


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Re: The chicken or the egg? [Re: akyouser_oner]
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What?


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Re: The chicken or the egg? [Re: ]
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The egg came first. And if we're talking strictly chicken eggs, it is still the egg. At whatever arbitrary point along the evolutionary timeline chickens are to have evolved, the chicken's evolutionary predecessor (which is NOT a chicken) laid an egg which hatched a chicken. The egg is a chicken egg, and it came first. But it wasn't from a chicken. There. Age-old question solved forever .


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Re: The chicken or the egg? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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" I once overheard two botanists arguing over a Damned Thing that had blasphemously sprouted in a college yard. One claimed that the Damned Thing was a tree and the other claimed that it was a shrub. They each had good scholary arguments, and they were still debating when I left them. The world is forever spawning Damned Things- things that are neither tree nor shrub, fish nor fowl, black nor white- and the categorical thinker can only regard the spiky and buzzing world of sensory fact as a profound insult to his card-index system of classifications. Worst of all are the facts which violate "common sense", that dreary bog of sullen prejudice and muddy inertia. The whole history of science is the odyssey of a pixilated card- indexer perpetually sailing between such Damned Things and desperately juggling his classifications to fit them in, just as the history of politics is the futile epic of a long series of attempts to line up the Damned Things and cajole them to march in regiment. "

-RAW


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Re: The chicken or the egg? [Re: Revelation]
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He he. I love that guy.

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Re: The chicken or the egg? [Re: ]
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The egg was laid by a slightly sub-chicken species, and a chicken popped out. therefore, the EGG came first. If the chicken came first, where did it come from?
Egg all the way, baby.


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yeah, definately the egg...definately [Re: ]
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This ones been solved already - next


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