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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: fivepointer]
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fivepointer said:
The cynics will be destroyed, just not right now.

2 Thessalonians
1:6 Seeing it is a righteous thing with God to recompense
tribulation to them that trouble you; And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels, In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;When he shall come to be glorified in his saints, and to be admired in all them that believe (because our testimony among you was believed) in that day.


:rofl2: Good one, but I meant it as a serious question.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Icelander]
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HAHAHAhahahaha Jesus.....


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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Diploid]
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Diploid said:
The believers in the blasphemous Bible will be destroyed when the FSM's wrath unleashes the Great Sauce to inundate the world for 40 days and 40 nights. Only those anointed in the Olive Oil and whose hearts are Al Dente will survive.

Mark my words, the time is near. So sayeth the Pastafarian.


FSM's spirit has spoken to me.

He has told me to assemble a giant meatball,

so the worlds meat may survive the saucing.

The only problem is there are neighborhood

rules against giant meatball construction

without a permit, and FSM forgot to give me one.

Does anyone know how to get in touch with FSM?

He's not answering my thoughts, I think he's mad at me.

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: mushiepussy]
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mushiepussy said:
FSM's spirit has spoken to me.

He has told me to assemble a giant meatball,

so the worlds meat may survive the saucing.

The only problem is there are neighborhood

rules against giant meatball construction

without a permit, and FSM forgot to give me one.

Does anyone know how to get in touch with FSM?

He's not answering my thoughts, I think he's mad at me.


This is a forum, not fb chat. But I'm just sayin... Do(type) as you may.


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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: auxiliary]
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1. Never been on facebook

2. Thats how I type, deal with it.

3. Why do you care?

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Diploid]
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PROOF that the FSM is real!



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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Icelander]
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Define cynic, cause if you're talking about Cynicism, most Gods aren't going to be too upset by their behavior.

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: falcon]
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That looks more like Golden Toast Entity ,the god of panera bread's bakers. GTE blesses all of their treats with tastiness.

It's a part of their job training, cause if you don't believe in him your pasteries will be filled with evil maggots.

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: mushiepussy]
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Thanks,

:themoreyouknow:

:beer:

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: falcon]
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falcon said:
Define cynic, cause if you're talking about Cynicism, most Gods aren't going to be too upset by their behavior.



I'm not talking about hate.

I'm talking about eight.  Dinner at eight.  LETS EAT!


The Mighty Hot Dog is our Lord. :pope:

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Icelander]
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You'd better bring the holy horseradish.

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: mushiepussy] * 1
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mushiepussy said:
1. Never been on facebook

2. Thats how I type, deal with it.

3. Why do you care?


Because I care about what you have to say, but your typing is distracting for me. I can understand developing a style in writing, but this makes me think you don't have one so you force a systematic way of saying "HEY, IT'S ME!"


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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: auxiliary]
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auxiliary said:
mushiepussy said:
1. Never been on facebook

2. Thats how I type, deal with it.

3. Why do you care?


Because I care about what you have to say, but your typing is distracting for me. I can understand developing a style in writing, but this makes me think you don't have one so you force a systematic way of saying "HEY, IT'S ME!"


Thanks for caring lol
I don't always type like that, i just felt like it in that situation.
FSM deserves better than single spaced.

hes good enough for double.


maybe even triple.

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: mushiepussy]
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Haha okay then


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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: auxiliary]
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because god is a cynic... duh


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Jesus loves you.

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: andrewss]
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andrewss said:
because god is a cynic... duh


He's a cynic that smokes meth at the start of every week, just so everything he creates can go to shit.


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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: mushiepussy]
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mushiepussy said:
auxiliary said:
mushiepussy said:
1. Never been on facebook

2. Thats how I type, deal with it.

3. Why do you care?


Because I care about what you have to say, but your typing is distracting for me. I can understand developing a style in writing, but this makes me think you don't have one so you force a systematic way of saying "HEY, IT'S ME!"


Thanks for caring lol
I don't always type like that, i just felt like it in that situation.
FSM deserves better than single spaced.

hes good enough for double.


maybe even triple.


... That isn't double OR triple spaced because it doesn't account for the fact that you break to the next line halfway through each sentence.


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