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why won't god destroy cynics?
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Is he fraid?


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Icelander]
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Whats up with the rhetorical question?


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Genesis 1:29 - Then God said, "Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the surface of all the earth, and every tree which has fruit yielding seed; it shall be food for you"

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: lmfsmoke] * 1
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That's not much of an answer.:satansmoking:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Icelander]
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He already has


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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Icelander]
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Damned straight he's fraid. I DARE him to strike me down with lightning. I'm waitiiinnngggg. Neener neener!


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Diploid]
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DELETED, STUPID.


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Edited by auxiliary (02/11/11 11:08 PM)

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: auxiliary]
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Hes too busy protecting the boarders of heaven from aliens.

The pearly gates have a human only policy, but those bastards are sneaky.

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: auxiliary] * 1
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auxiliary said:
DELETED, STUPID.



You've finally noticed.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Icelander]
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Icelander said:
Is he fraid?



Could it be because it is a physical impossibility for a daydream to destroy anything more than ones concentration ?

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Icelander]
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Icelander said:
Is he fraid?


why's it gotta be a man?


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Delicious Pizza

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Icelander] * 1
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why won't god send me lsd by mail after praying for years?


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:brainfart: _ :finger:

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: redgreenvines]
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:shrug: You're not deserving of mercy


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Icelander]
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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EVERYTHING IS DRUGS

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Icelander]
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The cynics will be destroyed, just not right now.

2 Thessalonians
1:6 Seeing it is a righteous thing with God to recompense
tribulation to them that trouble you; And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels, In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;When he shall come to be glorified in his saints, and to be admired in all them that believe (because our testimony among you was believed) in that day.

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Icelander]
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because he'd rather artificially inseminate you on his spaceship.


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vi veri veniversum vivus vici

What she said :
"I smoke 'cos I'm hoping for an
Early death
AND I NEED TO CLING TO SOMETHING !"

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: fivepointer]
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Life based on fear, how fun. Jesus was no more than a smart
guy who realised people are idiots, and they need to think
somebody is watching them at all times to behave nicely.
All you have to do is talk the talk, walk the walk, and die
gloriously, you can be the next jesus.

Im sure you believe in ghosts, mermaids, and harry potter too.

And why would anyone want to go to your heaven?
its full of idiots and it sounds like god is a prick.
id rather rot in the ground.

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: fivepointer]
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The believers in the blasphemous Bible will be destroyed when the FSM's wrath unleashes the Great Sauce to inundate the world for 40 days and 40 nights. Only those anointed in the Olive Oil and whose hearts are Al Dente will survive.

Mark my words, the time is near. So sayeth the Pastafarian.


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Diploid]
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God is waiting for them to rise up to a certain number.
Maybe.......

What's the point in killing 100 when you can kill a 100,000

Edited by giza (02/12/11 02:31 PM)

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: giza]
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Would send quite a powerful message to those undecided

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Re: why won't god destroy cynics? [Re: Icelander]
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Icelander said:
auxiliary said:
DELETED, STUPID.



You've finally noticed.


Had to laugh at myself that time. That always hurts


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