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Re: 1 COP VS. 25 STONERS [Re: Mchaggis]
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Fuck yes.
Scooter football was the shit in high school.


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Re: 1 COP VS. 25 STONERS [Re: youbreakyoubuy]
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youbreakyoubuy said:
I love how the cop couldn't decide which way to go.  Hilarious.


Cops can be easily confused. They have a very primitive nervous system similar to that of a reptile. They make up for this, however, with technology and a massive, networked, swarm response, similar to ants or termites.

Those kids were lucky this cop seemed to be alone. Usually they travel in packs...


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Re: 1 COP VS. 25 STONERS [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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claraclairvoyant said:
LivioDoubleFang said:
I remember those balloon tents, we also had those in elementary....ah...those were the days :smile:


On the semi rare occassion I saw that while walking into gym class, I knew it was gonna be a good day.


Ah yes, I always looked forward to field day back in elementary, what I wouldnt give to be that simple minded child that had no worries


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Re: 1 COP VS. 25 STONERS [Re: jewunit]
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jewunit said:
Fuck yes.
Scooter football was the shit in high school.


AHHH! Yes! I love reminiscing about elementary school. Some fool ran over my hand on one of those. What about crab soccer? Where you have to crab walk and kick around a giant ball, an "exercise" ball I guess?


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Re: 1 COP VS. 25 STONERS [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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Did any of you have an elementary where the principle and vice principle had a bicycle race around the inside of the school or some sort of contest like mine did?  Or guessing how many jelly beans were in a container and whoever came closest won a cash prize? damn those were the fukin days


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“I, as a responsible adult human being, will never concede the power to anyone to regulate my choice of what I put into my body, or where I go with my mind. From the skin inwards is my jurisdiction, is it not? I choose what may or may not cross that border. Here I am the customs agent. I am the coastguard. I am the sole legal and spiritual government of this territory, and only the laws I choose to enact within myself are applicable” - Alexander Shulgin

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Re: 1 COP VS. 25 STONERS [Re: Papaver]
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Papaver said:
youbreakyoubuy said:
I love how the cop couldn't decide which way to go.  Hilarious.


Cops can be easily confused. They have a very primitive nervous system similar to that of a reptile. They make up for this, however, with technology and a massive, networked, swarm response, similar to ants or termites.

Those kids were lucky this cop seemed to be alone. Usually they travel in packs...


However their vision is based on movement, the best bet would've been for them to stay still.


Or make themselves appear larger, and make lots of noise, bang pots and pans, whistle, etc. If all else fails cover your face, soil yourself, and play dead.


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Re: 1 COP VS. 25 STONERS [Re: Mchaggis]
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I would've hated being those kids in the SUV hahaha


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Re: 1 COP VS. 25 STONERS [Re: LivioDoubleFang]
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with music*



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Re: 1 COP VS. 25 STONERS [Re: LivioDoubleFang]
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Anyone see this down the bottom?

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Hah.

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Re: 1 COP VS. 25 STONERS [Re: Mchaggis]
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Mchaggis said:
If all else fails cover your face, soil yourself, and play dead.


:ilold:


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Re: 1 COP VS. 25 STONERS [Re: Chubba]
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Chubba said:
Anyone see this down the bottom?

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Hah.


gay, oh well


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