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InvisibleMOTH
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Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around?
    #2121865 - 11/19/03 05:09 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

I think I have a serious phobia of law enforcement.  Tonight, there were five cop cars in the parking lot outside my apartment with their lights all flashing.  I was supposed to leave to go to the grocery store, but I fought a terrible urge to turn around and flee back inside when I saw the cops. 

It might be because I have several traffic-ticket warrents to my name, or it may be because I am a mushroom cultivator, but man...my brain goes nuts when I see one of those self-righteous bastards swaggering nearby.  :blush:

:blush: :blush: :blush:

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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: MOTH]
    #2121921 - 11/19/03 06:13 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

i feel ya on that cops freak me the fuck out


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: Dobie]
    #2121922 - 11/19/03 06:15 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Yep. Nearly as scary as horses to me.


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: RunDMT]
    #2121929 - 11/19/03 06:20 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

HORSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WHERE


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: RunDMT]
    #2121932 - 11/19/03 06:22 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

I am usually more terrified about cops nearby then some thug on the street!  They didn't want anything to do with me tonight, but just the thought of them being so close to where I live really freaks me out.  :tongue: 


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: MOTH]
    #2121937 - 11/19/03 06:27 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

for a while i had about 10 warrents for my arrest it really sucked i was cruising around in my car with a large ammount of pot and a cop got behind me luckly my g/f at the time was driving i freaked out started shaking really bad if we would got pulled over i woulda been fucked but all is good now i took care of my warrents so im clean :laugh:


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: Dobie]
    #2121941 - 11/19/03 06:31 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

I sure hate horses.

They're big, unpredictable, utterly insane and all they do all day everyday is run around and scream.


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: MOTH]
    #2121958 - 11/19/03 07:08 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Yes, most definately!! I've had my share of ticks and warrents. The worst is when you are smoking in the car and are really baked and one pulls out behind ya. Paranoia like you wouldn't believe. I get the shakes sometimes.  :smile:


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: Elise]
    #2121961 - 11/19/03 07:12 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

One time they came to raid my flat in search for E, and stupid fucking me stumbled up and opened the door (unsuspectingly) with a massive J in my hand.

I don't think cops like joints.


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: RunDMT]
    #2121962 - 11/19/03 07:15 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

lol ya i dont think they do man reminds me of the time we were takin plants too the woods in my friends van and then a cop came behind us i wonder what he thought those plants were :laugh:


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: MOTH]
    #2121964 - 11/19/03 07:17 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

I am afraid of cops, too... it is dumb because I've never fallen afoul of the law, don't cultivate anything...there is no reason that a cop would be interested in giving me a hard time. I think it is because they have guns and truncheons and handcuffs all displayed on their belts, they are basically superior in the eyes of the law and represent a culture of violence that frightens me. I wish some other people could protect us from crime, like shaolin monks or something.


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: Dobie]
    #2121965 - 11/19/03 07:18 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Hehe. Were you like "It's only datura you silly effnugget"?


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: RunDMT]
    #2121968 - 11/19/03 07:20 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

i never got pulled over it was in a mini van with window allaround i mean it was painfully obvious what we were doin


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: Dobie]
    #2121974 - 11/19/03 07:29 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Fuck the police. Fuck, fuck, fuck the police.
They do not make me nervous. There are MUCH bigger fish to fry around here. Like murderers, rapist, and crackheads. They come into my work every night, many of them, and think I'm an OK guy. Must be because I let them have free coffee??? And before I lived here, I lived in a real small town, with a real big meth plague, they left us heads alone. So nice. As for horses, they are cops too.

Has anyone ever noticed the GANG AFFILIATION of the police?!?!?!? Here goes my description of the WORLDS BIGGEST GANG.
1) They are easily identified by 'Colors' BLUE, BLACK, & BROWN seem to be the favorites.
2) They ALL drive suped up cars, THAT can be identified by matching colors, again, BLUE, BLACK, BROWN, and this instance, WHITE.
3) They talk in code.
4) They carry guns
5) They have 'levels'
Sure as fuck seems to be a gang to me. World wide. Fuck gangs


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: Dobie]
    #2121975 - 11/19/03 07:31 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Sounds like a close call. :lol: 


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: RunDMT]
    #2121977 - 11/19/03 07:41 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

yep we got them bad boys to the hills safly and harvest em all. thats all that counts right


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: Dobie]
    #2121979 - 11/19/03 07:42 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Yep. That and the sweet sweet victory. :grin:


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: MOTH]
    #2122021 - 11/19/03 09:00 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
I am usually more terrified about cops nearby then some thug on the street!  They didn't want anything to do with me tonight, but just the thought of them being so close to where I live really freaks me out.  :tongue: 




This is true, so am I. Even though I haven't had my hands in any illegal pies for quite some time, I still feel like a criminal when they're near. 


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: RunDMT]
    #2122070 - 11/19/03 09:45 AM (13 years, 17 days ago)

Any job that requires that you bring misery down on your fellow human beings wouldnt be a very fulfilling job and thats what the majority of them do everyday ....The horrible thing is they really feel good about fucking over there fellow human beings. :mad:


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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: OldSpice]
    #2122077 - 11/19/03 09:47 AM (13 years, 17 days ago)

I guess you'd be forced to develop some sick passion for it if you were to do it, even if you didn't like it from the beginning... But why become a cop if that's the case? Suckers.

Actually real corrupt cops appeal to me in a way... Like that sick one in Training Day. He's pretty damn tight, no?


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