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HoodedForestDwellr
Terrorist/Musician

Registered: 04/29/04
Posts: 225
Loc: North West US
Last seen: 18 years, 3 months
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If you ... you might be a stoner
#2996363 - 08/12/04 03:58 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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-wake up and smoke a blunt for breakfest -call the crumbs at the bottom of your chip bag, 'shake' -respond, "no I'm not" when someone says 'Hi' to you in public -take a nap a half hour after you've woken up
Now you continue it...smoke on!
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--- "As your attorny I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top, and you'll need the cocaine." - Dr. Gonzo
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Lazerouth
Drunkard

Registered: 10/15/00
Posts: 1,091
Loc: England
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-constantly ask where you left your lighter or tv remote.
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides

Registered: 05/16/03
Posts: 94,392
Loc: Earthfarm 1
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Forget what you were saying in the middle of a sentence..
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HarvestTheBrain
CultDeVader

Registered: 07/14/03
Posts: 1,749
Loc: Usa
Last seen: 4 months, 9 days
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stopped a stop sign and stayed there for a second just looking around then realizing what your doing and wonder how long you were doing it for
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TheSlapnCapn
Slappin' thangs.


Registered: 08/08/03
Posts: 2,138
Loc: zee mountain state
Last seen: 4 years, 8 months
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honestly find scooby doo humorous.
-j
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ToTheSummit
peregrinus



Registered: 08/22/99
Posts: 9,126
Loc: Las Vegas
Last seen: 7 days, 12 hours
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-went grocery shopping and when you got home you only had items made by "Hostess"
-------------------- You invented the wheel....You push the motherfucker!!
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Dreamer987
The VerbalHerman Munster


Registered: 04/15/03
Posts: 5,326
Loc: Texas
Last seen: 16 years, 1 month
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-Think the teliphone is ringing when someone drops their keys
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plexus
holding thelight of athousand candles

Registered: 04/24/03
Posts: 1,291
Loc: texas
Last seen: 4 years, 4 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: ToTheSummit]
#2996492 - 08/12/04 04:37 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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-post on the shroomery
-------------------- that there, thats not me. i go where i please. im not here. this isnt happening.
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OuchITripped
|E|C|S|T|A|C|Y| ~ ~ ~My Anti-Drug~

Registered: 07/01/04
Posts: 412
Loc: Dallas, TX
Last seen: 19 years, 4 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: plexus]
#2996542 - 08/12/04 04:46 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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not shroomery..
-post on overgrow.com -lose everything, constantly -eat "Abba zabba" it's nasty, unless ur munchin... -goto jack n the box and eat taco's -watch cartoons -have roaches all around your room (i made a 4th gen. blunt out of JOINT roaches, that's how much I save my stuff....) -buy a 50Pak of Bic lighters, and they last you a month because you lose them so much -end up with other peoples random shit... -listen to bob marley -have more than a couple alcohol beverage/stoner posters in your room.
-------------------- If mushrooms grew in my house, and I could smoke in here, i'd have no reason to go outside? -Brock D. 2004 (that's me) --------------------------------------------------- if you feel like your gonna puke just go ahead and puke you'll feel much better afterwards. sometimes its fun, as long as it doesn't come out your nose, that sucks -Sherm (from the shroomery)
Better smilies coming soon! By suffer ---------------------------------------------------
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Ahab McBathsalts
OTD Windmill Administrator



Registered: 11/25/02
Posts: 35,107
Loc: Wind Turbine, AB
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own more than 2 pink floyd albums have a favorite color of bics are constantly out of baggies own the movie "half baked" own hemp clothing have voted for a green party have lit up a doobie before you've opened your eyes in the morning
If you always smell like marijuana smoke, you might be a stoner.
-------------------- "Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's going to die."
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Northernsoul
Your Reality

Registered: 11/17/01
Posts: 2,290
Loc: Inner Eye
Last seen: 13 years, 1 month
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If you think your not a stoner, or think you dont have a problem with drugs, then you might be a stoner.
-------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------- When it comes I'll know, I know Just take my clothes and leave And I'll be gone
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baraka



Registered: 07/15/00
Posts: 10,768
Loc: hyperspace
Last seen: 2 years, 25 days
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If you are smoken the bong as you read this post....
-------------------- This is the only time I really feel alive.
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OldSpice
Geritol Breath...


Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 59,080
Loc: Crankytown, Texas
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: baraka]
#2996703 - 08/12/04 05:18 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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You see litte people spying on you in the trees
-------------------- So hard to be ....WDWGFH? Texas is humongus compared to France Our Gair, who art in Texas, Paw Paw be thy Name.... My friends are thirsty
You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office
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wrestler_az
PsiLLy BiLLy


Registered: 08/11/02
Posts: 13,676
Loc: day dreams of a mad man
Last seen: 11 hours, 28 seconds
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OldSpice]
#2996909 - 08/12/04 05:58 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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if you stop at a stop sign, and wait for it to turn green.... if your bong gets washed more than the dishes... if you are awake at obscene hours of the day trying to make inteligent conversation out of wile E coyote... when simple tasks such as tieing your shoes become a dangerous adventure... if the government is after you for reasons beyond your understanding... if you can have an entire conversation consisting of only the word "dude"...
you might be a stoner
-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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funkymonk
Get's down, withthe get-down.


Registered: 11/29/02
Posts: 8,160
Loc: saskatchewan
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-everytime you here the name 'Dave' and you answer 'Daves not here man' -you get excited when your almost done work so you can go home and smoke. -if you have an intense emotional attachment to old warner vros. cartoons
you might be a stoner
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mycopsycho
Tit Inspector.


Registered: 06/17/04
Posts: 3,712
Loc: Going Nowhere Fast
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you might be a stoner if you smoke before work, during lunch break, and after work. it's hard work, but someones got to do it.
-------------------- I Am The Sickness. Diploid: I think adults have a right to make stupid decisions and it's nobody else's fucking business.
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Ravus
Not an EggshellWalker


Registered: 07/18/03
Posts: 7,991
Loc: Cave of the Patriarchs
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-take your bud out just to smell and admire it -are sitting in a beautiful natural atmosphere, and suddenly think, this would be so much better if I was high -think looking at pics of dank bud online is better than porn
-------------------- So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.
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Fucknuckle
Dog Lover

Registered: 04/24/04
Posts: 6,762
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If everytime you take a shit your rolling one up
-------------------- What it is, is what it is my Brother. It is as it is, so suffer thru it.
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mycopsycho
Tit Inspector.


Registered: 06/17/04
Posts: 3,712
Loc: Going Nowhere Fast
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Fucknuckle]
#2997187 - 08/12/04 07:00 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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i never roll on the crapper. i do it where everyone can watch and admire the art of twisting.
-------------------- I Am The Sickness. Diploid: I think adults have a right to make stupid decisions and it's nobody else's fucking business.
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funkymonk
Get's down, withthe get-down.


Registered: 11/29/02
Posts: 8,160
Loc: saskatchewan
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Ravus]
#2997188 - 08/12/04 07:00 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ravus said: -take your bud out just to smell and admire it
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funkymonk
Get's down, withthe get-down.


Registered: 11/29/02
Posts: 8,160
Loc: saskatchewan
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: funkymonk]
#2997193 - 08/12/04 07:01 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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i'd rather be smelling the bud when i roll it rather than the shit im dropping
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Captain Loafy McPoopdick
(4 1 2)

Registered: 06/27/04
Posts: 6,571
Loc: 1 5 1 3 6
Last seen: 17 years, 10 months
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-just realize what is being said
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plexus
holding thelight of athousand candles

Registered: 04/24/03
Posts: 1,291
Loc: texas
Last seen: 4 years, 4 months
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-have ever made a homemade bong that can qualify as artwork
-------------------- that there, thats not me. i go where i please. im not here. this isnt happening.
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angryjslice
now with 20%more anger



Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 916
Last seen: 4 years, 22 days
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if your a damn poor stoner - you have eaten paper napkins with condiments on it, cause you spent all your money on weed
if you invent words on a regular basis ie. northier, mulgination, shmaghiabaghia...etc.
if you have woken up high, and dont remember smoking.
if you have avoided doing laundry because you dont remember which pants you left your weed in, and you dont want to ruin it, or put in the effort to find it.
if your car has plants growing in it ( i have moss on a rock and an ivy plant growing in my car )
if you say "thats the coolest thing ive ever seen" more than 10 times a day.
if you forgot what the title of this thread was while waiting for the page to load.
if you have misspelled your own name before.
~JSlice~
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z3r0
=P

Registered: 04/23/03
Posts: 44
Last seen: 17 years, 10 months
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this one isn't really anything special but i find it quite true... -always have a bottle of clear eyes on you .z3r0
Edited by z3r0 (08/12/04 08:34 PM)
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fearfect
Registered: 01/15/04
Posts: 1,845
Loc:
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i hate it when im talking and forget what im talking about so i just sit there and smile and nod as people continue the conversation. i've started to just give up whenever i forget and walk away. what?
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Anonymous
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-if your alarm clock is set to 4:20 -if you can roll a blunt and drive at the same time -if you have ever given your pet a shotgun -if you have ever smoked seeds and stems (on a desperate day :P) -if you ever smoked lint and shake from your pockets -if you have used kool-aid as bong water in attempts to make the smoke taste good -if you ever rolled a joint from bible paper -if your friends and you only met eachother because of the common cause -if you ever sold a little kid a bag of oregano mixed with seeds and stems to support your own habbit
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iluan
Keep your stickon the ice.


Registered: 04/24/04
Posts: 2,101
Loc: lookin at crazy in the re...
Last seen: 10 years, 6 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OuchITripped]
#2997724 - 08/12/04 09:10 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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4th generation joint..umm ummm good stuff, takes 625 joints at 5 roaches a joint to get 5th generation.. 3125 joints to get to 5th generation =))
-------------------- Remember..if the women don't find ya handsome,they should atleast find ya handy!
I do what i can with what i don't have!
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ShroomFan
nn dmt

Registered: 03/12/04
Posts: 866
Last seen: 10 years, 11 months
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you might be a stoner if..
-you relate more to Towlie than any other South Park character EVER -anytime is a good time to get high -you can have a whole convo about buying bud and no one else but you and that person know whats going on -you are very very good with weights of objects especially in grams
-------------------- Fellow Shroomerites, if you Love expressing yourself with a dope tee shirt feast your 3rd eye on www.facebook.com/vicereversa ∞ Conscious Clothing for Conscious Minds ∞ Wear a tee , open a mind Each shirt is spawned to Arouse Awareness <> We believe in Sustainability & Giving back <> Do you know of a community project or persons in need you feel deserves attention? - Tell us on our page And we just might pick the story > develop a tee > and donate the proceeds to that cause. ∞♥∞ Unget it, VICE REVERSA
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Magash
Da Bud Guru


Registered: 07/25/02
Posts: 5,876
Loc: Near Hilo
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Spend hundreds on bongs.
Wake up at 3 in the morning to take a few bonghits before going back to bed.
Cancel going to a movie cause you are out of smoke.
Are pretty much ready to bail on X-Mas cause you can't stand the family unless your high.
When everything you watch is animated or on comedy central, or starts after 12:30am
Go way, way, way out of your way to grow it...
-------------------- All creatures tremble when faced with violence. All creatures fear death, all love life. If we can only see ourselves in others, then how could we possibly hurt another creature?
Join us at the Growery!
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iluan
Keep your stickon the ice.


Registered: 04/24/04
Posts: 2,101
Loc: lookin at crazy in the re...
Last seen: 10 years, 6 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Magash]
#2997818 - 08/12/04 09:32 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you hang out with Magash, you might be a stoner!
-------------------- Remember..if the women don't find ya handsome,they should atleast find ya handy!
I do what i can with what i don't have!
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funkymonk
Get's down, withthe get-down.


Registered: 11/29/02
Posts: 8,160
Loc: saskatchewan
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: iluan]
#2997830 - 08/12/04 09:36 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wow, i used to work on a road crew, and a good friend of mine and I bunked together in a Atco trailer. he'd wake up at ridiculous hours, and i'd hear him knocking shit over and shuffling around, then I'd see a lighter flicker, and he'd take huuuge bong rips, start coughing and then fall back asleep. Fucking hilarious half the time he wouldnt even remeber doing it
he might be a stoner
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iluan
Keep your stickon the ice.


Registered: 04/24/04
Posts: 2,101
Loc: lookin at crazy in the re...
Last seen: 10 years, 6 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: funkymonk]
#2997848 - 08/12/04 09:41 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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lol i still do that all the time, hence my 4am posts sometimes.. i wake up, hit the bong, check the site then back to bed.. also there is always something "missing" out of the fridge that i know i didn't eat!
-------------------- Remember..if the women don't find ya handsome,they should atleast find ya handy!
I do what i can with what i don't have!
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SHR00MiN
PSYCH0PSiL0CYBiN

Registered: 07/24/04
Posts: 456
Loc: RI
Last seen: 18 years, 5 months
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- find yourself replying to a "you might be a stoner if..." thread.. - you go to meet up with your friend at a baseball field to smoke.. and you realize you forgot the weed.. - you smoke 3 times a day and think nothing of it - you need to smoke more than 1 big bowl of really good bud by yourself.. - you think to yourself that you could be toking right now instead of sitting on the computer..
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iluan
Keep your stickon the ice.


Registered: 04/24/04
Posts: 2,101
Loc: lookin at crazy in the re...
Last seen: 10 years, 6 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: SHR00MiN]
#2997877 - 08/12/04 09:49 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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-if your toking while at your computer right now..
-------------------- Remember..if the women don't find ya handsome,they should atleast find ya handy!
I do what i can with what i don't have!
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hairs
old hand
Registered: 12/12/01
Posts: 1,019
Last seen: 19 years, 4 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: iluan]
#3001378 - 08/13/04 03:01 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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if you call someone on the phone and have to ask them who they are, because you forgot who you called
you might be a stoner, or an idiot
-------------------- If I didn't have such a great drive (golf) the American people would thing I wasn't working so hard. George W. Bush
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The_Red_Crayon
Exposer of Truth


Registered: 08/13/03
Posts: 13,673
Loc: Smokey Mtns. TN
Last seen: 6 years, 8 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: ]
#3001455 - 08/13/04 03:20 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Youve ever spent 30 minutes on the floor picking up tiny scraps of weed and you actually had enough for a full bowl.
Your a master at scraping bong tar.
You have a habit of pocketing other peoples lighters
Youve ever put ice cream in the refrigedaire
You have had a religious experience listening to a led zeppelin song.
If your lighter has ash marks on the bottom.
Complete strangers have asked you to smoke with them.
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The_Red_Crayon
Exposer of Truth


Registered: 08/13/03
Posts: 13,673
Loc: Smokey Mtns. TN
Last seen: 6 years, 8 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: hairs]
#3001459 - 08/13/04 03:21 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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haha ive done that a few times stoned.
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Fucknuckle
Dog Lover

Registered: 04/24/04
Posts: 6,762
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
#3001491 - 08/13/04 03:27 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't feel bad anymore I though only crackheads and me were carpet miners. Some of my best "before work highs" were from lost bud crumbs next to the bed.
Speaking of work ... You might be a stoner if you call into work sick because you ain't got a joint for lunchbreak and then spend all day hunting bud.
-------------------- What it is, is what it is my Brother. It is as it is, so suffer thru it.
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HoodedForestDwellr
Terrorist/Musician

Registered: 04/29/04
Posts: 225
Loc: North West US
Last seen: 18 years, 3 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Fucknuckle]
#3001583 - 08/13/04 03:51 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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heh eh, nice...
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--- "As your attorny I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top, and you'll need the cocaine." - Dr. Gonzo
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angryjslice
now with 20%more anger



Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 916
Last seen: 4 years, 22 days
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
#3004540 - 08/14/04 02:03 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Complete strangers have asked you to smoke with them"
LOL!
i was in jay peak vermont, and i went in to get my snowbard fixed and the guy at the shop fixes it and asks if i want to trade instead of pay. and i was like 'huh?' and hes like 'get me high' and i said "oh...ok" HAHA.
HOW DO THEY KNOW!?
~JSlice~
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2Experimental

Registered: 01/15/03
Posts: 18,073
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: angryjslice]
#3004590 - 08/14/04 02:18 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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oh... THEY KNOW alright... mahwhahahahaaaaa
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a_fun_guy
Papa Smurf


Registered: 11/30/03
Posts: 57
Loc: Portland, OR
Last seen: 16 years, 2 months
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- can make a bong out of the items in your glovebox.
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Magash
Da Bud Guru


Registered: 07/25/02
Posts: 5,876
Loc: Near Hilo
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This just happened so I'll put it.
Spend 5 minutes chopping the bud up just right to make the perfect bowl just to notice you haven't taken a hit off the last bowl you packed.
-------------------- All creatures tremble when faced with violence. All creatures fear death, all love life. If we can only see ourselves in others, then how could we possibly hurt another creature?
Join us at the Growery!
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OldSpice
Geritol Breath...


Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 59,080
Loc: Crankytown, Texas
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Magash]
#3005135 - 08/14/04 06:18 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Classic...  You might be a stoner if .... Your a moderator at the Shroomery
-------------------- So hard to be ....WDWGFH? Texas is humongus compared to France Our Gair, who art in Texas, Paw Paw be thy Name.... My friends are thirsty
You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office
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beatlebangboy
Absinthe-ian


Registered: 07/31/03
Posts: 2,354
Loc: Bum Fuck Florida
Last seen: 1 year, 8 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OldSpice]
#3005353 - 08/14/04 07:55 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you: Know Cheech and Chong's "Up in Smoke" by heart Laugh at mentally challenged people Always miss your exit sign on the highway because you're spacing out Collect bizaar T shirts Your "dress to impress" clothes are those very same T shirts Are always being asked "are you stoned?" or "are you listening to me?"
-------------------- Check out my tunes. You will be better off for it. www.myspace.com/beatlebangboy
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God_of_Dreams
MasterMage

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 308
Loc: In Your Mind
Last seen: 19 years, 5 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: beatlebangboy]
#3005728 - 08/14/04 10:22 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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-You are hitting bowls and after you hit one it takes you ten minutes to remember if you did -You watch the same movies over and over again when you are high because you can't remember what happened in them -Seeing a picture of towelie make syou laugh
-------------------- In Your Sleep I'll Make You Weep As I change your dream Into Something That Will Make You Scream
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TheSlapnCapn
Slappin' thangs.


Registered: 08/08/03
Posts: 2,138
Loc: zee mountain state
Last seen: 4 years, 8 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: God_of_Dreams]
#3005790 - 08/14/04 10:44 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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...you accidentally grow weed
...your nickname is "cheech" "chong" "smokey" or "red"
...your dealer tells you "look man you can't be callin me all the time like this..."
...new friends ask if you're high the first time they see you sober
...your drier sheets are more likely to be found in a cardboard tube than your drier
...you have a stem and seed collection
...your mouth is dry
-j
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HoodedForestDwellr
Terrorist/Musician

Registered: 04/29/04
Posts: 225
Loc: North West US
Last seen: 18 years, 3 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
#3006035 - 08/15/04 04:57 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Magash, your Bush Animation is the shit!
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--- "As your attorny I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top, and you'll need the cocaine." - Dr. Gonzo
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baraka



Registered: 07/15/00
Posts: 10,768
Loc: hyperspace
Last seen: 2 years, 25 days
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OldSpice]
#3006272 - 08/15/04 06:24 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Alounacara said: Classic...  You might be a stoner if .... Your a moderator at the Shroomery
Hahah
-------------------- This is the only time I really feel alive.
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SubGen1us

Registered: 11/26/02
Posts: 3,427
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If u have ever smoked resin.
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beatlebangboy
Absinthe-ian


Registered: 07/31/03
Posts: 2,354
Loc: Bum Fuck Florida
Last seen: 1 year, 8 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: SubGen1us]
#3008596 - 08/16/04 10:52 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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If everybody you know is named "dude"
-------------------- Check out my tunes. You will be better off for it. www.myspace.com/beatlebangboy
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BubblerBoy
local

Registered: 01/27/04
Posts: 587
Loc: Bo, CA
Last seen: 9 years, 1 month
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-If you are driving in the car with someone, and then suddenly have to look around because you forget where you were
-say something, then a second later forget what you said
-you could scrape a bowl off the clothes you're wearing
-------------------- In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, "Is it good, friend?" "It is bitter, bitter," he answered; "But I like it Because it is bitter, And because it is my heart."
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Vulture
Pursuer ofWisdom


Registered: 06/18/02
Posts: 3,546
Loc: SC
Last seen: 8 years, 10 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: BubblerBoy]
#3008761 - 08/16/04 11:39 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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say something..and then a second later realize what you just said isnt what you meant to just say and you ask the person next to you...did i just say that? and then laugh for 10 mins.
-------------------- Work like you dont need the money. Love like you never been hurt. Dance like nobody is watching.
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Dexter_Sinister
Madvillain

Registered: 08/04/04
Posts: 66
Loc: Mannheim, Germany
Last seen: 19 years, 2 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Vulture]
#3008837 - 08/16/04 12:06 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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-you've brought weed onto a plane
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schmektron
Vainglorious

Registered: 04/25/04
Posts: 263
Loc: Wrapped in an imbroglio
Last seen: 16 years, 11 months
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- if you've specifically made a device for the sole purpose of smoking resin
- you've looked at random 2 litre and 3 litre bottles and thought, "woah, that would make a nice gravity bong!"
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baraka



Registered: 07/15/00
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have stems lodged in the keyboard....
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BubblerBoy
local

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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: baraka]
#3010162 - 08/16/04 05:47 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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-have stems lodged in your teeth...
-------------------- In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, "Is it good, friend?" "It is bitter, bitter," he answered; "But I like it Because it is bitter, And because it is my heart."
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BioSore
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-while sober, it always feels like your stoned when any action occurs around you. -been the reason that many people around you stopped smoking pot.
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OldSpice
Geritol Breath...


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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: BioSore]
#3010513 - 08/16/04 07:39 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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You eat potatoes raw because the wait for them to cook is to long..
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YouEnjoyMyself
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OldSpice]
#3010663 - 08/16/04 08:11 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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- when you call a person at there house and ask where they are (i've never done that but friends have called my house and been like "where are you right now?" and i'm like "at home...you just called me at my house" and they are like "oh, yeah.", i love that) - Asked to smoke with strangers - asked strangers for weed - every sentence starts with "DUDE!" - you always start talking about one thing and never finish what you were talking about because you start talking about something esle - get confused where you are in your own neighborhood (only happened to me once, i for 10 seconds was LOST as hell(it was pretty dark too which made it worse) even though i was not far from home at all) - someone asks you a simple question and you say "ummmm...." and then answer - You can scrape a rez ball off of the bottom of your lighter - you buy only green bic lighters because it reminds you of dank. - You pay an extra buck or 2 for a bic lighter that has a little design on it just cause it looks cool, yet there are plain colorded bics right next to it for half the price. - You buy a candy bar/food product cause it's named funny - you get stoned with 2 friends, go to a small restaurant, have VERY little money split 2 burgers between the 3 and you are a penny short of paying for the 2 burgers and have no tip and just walk out.....when you know the girl serving you quite well and have classes with her. - You are by yourself and looking for something and say "ummmm..." to yourself. - You are smoking with a friend and say "i'm pretty baked, but lets smoke 1 more"
i love these threads...quality material.
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Fade_To_Black
Fire It Up


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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OldSpice]
#3010748 - 08/16/04 08:32 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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...when your lungs start to rupture and bleed.
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PHiSH

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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Fade_To_Black]
#3010765 - 08/16/04 08:37 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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- when you don't know if the current bowl you are smoking is the last bowl that you were/wanted to save or if you are smoking that last bowl.
- you start laughing and you friend/s ask what? and you tell them and they don't find it amusing at all.
- you say "i wish i was high" but then start telling your friends WHY you wish you were high and go into detail.
- someone says "that would be cool if we can/this happens [insert cool thing here]" and then you keep adding things to make it SO AWESOME and then get so far out there that you finally realize "this is never gonna happen" or feel bored cause you what you just said is so cool and what you are doing isn't anything fun really.
- someone breaks your pipe and you say "ah, whatever" and then 30 minutes later out of no where are like "HOLY SHIT! My pipe is broken!" and then the next day you re-realize that it's broken and are suprsied and have to find something else to get high with. (that happened to my friend, it was hilarious. The thirty minute party were were with like 5 people and we all started laughing. Then the next day was in school during class, and i started laughing again cause he was in the middle of class and came up to me and said "dude, i just realized my pipe is broken!"
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YouEnjoyMyself
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
#3011736 - 08/17/04 12:37 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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BUMP
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Fade_To_Black
Fire It Up


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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
#3011768 - 08/17/04 12:55 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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"- someone breaks your pipe and you say "ah, whatever" and then 30 minutes later out of no where are like "HOLY SHIT! My pipe is broken!" and then the next day you re-realize that it's broken and are suprsied and have to find something else to get high with. (that happened to my friend, it was hilarious. The thirty minute party were were with like 5 people and we all started laughing. Then the next day was in school during class, and i started laughing again cause he was in the middle of class and came up to me and said "dude, i just realized my pipe is broken!"
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YouEnjoyMyself
PHiSH

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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Fade_To_Black]
#3012014 - 08/17/04 02:32 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah, it was really funny.
- when you bring about 4-5 bowls worth of weed and your glass pipe to a country club when there is a family thing going on and plan to smoke somewhere. (i did this but i smoked 2 bowls before i left (i was like 15 or 16) and was sitting passenger seat and my dad says "you smell like weed, were you smoking?" and i say no but he puts his hand on my leg and it is half an inch away from my pipe and container of weed, i was really scared, and really stoned. Didn't smoke at the country club and it was a pain carrying the container and pipe.
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BioSore
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-when you make a post on the shroomery and then no less than a minute later make a *BUMP* post.
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JAMIEK
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Roll 2 and forget em.......figure I'll roll 2 more after doing so you find the first 2 and smokem all.
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xmercury
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-when you know there are 2 types of people in the world. People who steal lighters and people who loose lighters
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gdman
badger, badger,badger...


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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: xmercury]
#3013197 - 08/17/04 11:49 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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i have a friend that just fuckin blatently steals lighters, if he is last in the rotation, you aren't getting your lighter back. by then your just to stoned to give a shit.
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Magash
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>Have a finger tip that won't burn from packing down so many hot bong bowls.
>Forget what you were saying mid sentance, never to remember it.
>Lock your keys in the car, fucking call the towtruck guy out to slimjim the lock, only to lock em in there again 5 motherfucking seconds after the towtruck guy leaves.
>strain bongwater with panty hose hoping to find something to smoke.
> (I know a lot of us did this) Smoke while you have some kind of chest cold no matter how much it hurt. (Going as far to use a bong even)
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Hrethic
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- read through the entire "you might be a stoner" post remembering things you've done while high, then when you type you forget what you were thinking - heartily laugh at 90% of things other people have done. - save pictures of bud on disk so that you can look at them without having to type of a bunch of stuff - a major goal in life is to be able to say "dude... check out this bud i'm growing!" - half your smoking untensils were given to you by family members
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YouEnjoyMyself
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Hrethic]
#3013576 - 08/17/04 12:52 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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- if you find a bunch of shake in the "hidden" pocket inside your winter jacket and pack it up and it equals almost a bowl for you to smoke.
i must say, that was a nice treat when i realized a bunch of shake was in my pocket and i didn't have bud. It was from some good nuggets too
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DepthToTheCore
JeeBuzz

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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: gdman]
#3017191 - 08/18/04 06:15 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
gdman420 said: i have a friend that just fuckin blatently steals lighters, if he is last in the rotation, you aren't getting your lighter back. by then your just to stoned to give a shit.
 For some reason i find this to be hillarious! Probably because its so true it happens to me all the time.
One of mine that i do all the time is
-Walk around for 30 minutes searching for something only to find that its in your hand. -And when your at a friends smoking up and the only lighter has gone missing and you have to stop smoking for the night only to find it in your pocket the next morning.
Both have happened to me haha.
Peace
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YouEnjoyMyself
PHiSH

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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: DepthToTheCore]
#3017551 - 08/18/04 09:43 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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my friend put his cigerette in his ear (he bummed one) and we smoked a few bowls, and then he was like where's my cigerette? And he was looking on his tables and whatnot, and after 10 minutes he's getting pissed like "what the fuck, where the hell did i put it?!" and then i saw it in his ear and i was like "dude, it's in your ear" and he was like "oh yeah" and we started laughing.
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baraka



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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
#3017749 - 08/18/04 10:29 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lighter theaving is a game around here. I bring my own lighter and dont pass it, unless its people i always smoke with and they arent gonna jack my lighter.
Here is another one that happened to me just now.
- get out of the shower and find a piece of resiin stuck on yer armhair, and you havent even smoked today.
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YouEnjoyMyself
PHiSH

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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: baraka]
#3017957 - 08/18/04 11:22 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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- in the middle of the night, waking up, packing a bowl in bed, smoke while in bed and just set the pipe down next to your quickly and fall fast asleep...and then wake up to see bud spilled in your sheets...and you pick it up to smoke it.
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downforpot
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
#3018079 - 08/18/04 11:53 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've got one bowl of KB left I guess I'll smoke that before I go to the gym, I can run nonstop while stoned, haha.
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l3ounTy
Lets Burn oneDown

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You fill in small spaces in your sentences with "The stoner Laugh"
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YouEnjoyMyself
PHiSH

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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: l3ounTy]
#3018660 - 08/18/04 01:50 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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- first thought when you wake up is "man, i wish i had some bud"
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xmercury
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
#3033363 - 08/21/04 04:32 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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-You use the word "DANK" as an adjective
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YouEnjoyMyself
PHiSH

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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: xmercury]
#3033370 - 08/21/04 04:34 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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haha, good one
-You need to go shopping or need to buy something, but instead save it for weed.
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gdman
badger, badger,badger...


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-the only things you watch on tv are the simpsons, comeady central, and adult swim
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NCHunter
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stop at green lights
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FlusH
Random person on Internet

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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OuchITripped]
#3043978 - 08/24/04 11:39 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
-have roaches all around your room (i made a 4th gen. blunt out of JOINT roaches, that's how much I save my stuff....)
When reading post's at the shroomery remind you to clean up your roaches..
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Infrared
sleeping


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if all your pants are stained with resin......
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BioSore
Drunken' Irish
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Infrared]
#3044241 - 08/24/04 12:44 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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-When you can read this thread and think back to doing half of these things more than once.
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Fade_To_Black
Fire It Up


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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: BioSore]
#3044245 - 08/24/04 12:46 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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HeavyToilet
The Heaviest OfThem All


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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Fade_To_Black]
#3044375 - 08/24/04 01:28 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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When you're walking along the beach, and you hear a bird chirping... but you think it's an android.
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YouEnjoyMyself
PHiSH

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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: BioSore]
#3044439 - 08/24/04 01:52 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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-you don't need to think of something to post in this thread because there are so many stupid things you've done
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Infrared
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
#3044574 - 08/24/04 02:25 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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- if you grow one long finger nail specifically for slicing blunts
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Scarfmeister
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Infrared]
#3044709 - 08/24/04 03:00 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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when you are a loser
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Psilicubes
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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers


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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Psilicubes]
#4794098 - 10/12/05 05:19 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Have holes from dropping cherries on ALL your shirts/pants...
If you tell people your favorite color is tie-dye...
If you've glanced at the clock and said to a non-smoking family member, "Hey, its 4:20!" who then looked at you strangely....
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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mmarc
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Madtowntripper]
#4794198 - 10/12/05 05:40 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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you might be a stoner if you die of lung cancer and don't smoke cigarettes
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thegatewaydrug
my burning sunwill some dayrise

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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: mmarc]
#4794233 - 10/12/05 05:47 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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my grandma died like that actually, she always blazed, never smoked cigs (but everyone around her did...2nd hand smoke ) and she died of lung cancer
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KidgardFromSRQ
Strange

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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: thegatewaydrug]
#4794362 - 10/12/05 06:09 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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if you burp smoke when the cop is asking for your liscense.
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shroomanic
PsychiatricExplorations


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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
#4794398 - 10/12/05 06:14 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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When you go to school and 30 minutes after you've arrived you shout "Holy FUCK! I'm at school, how'd that happen?" hahaha...i did that so many times back in the day
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thegatewaydrug
my burning sunwill some dayrise

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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
#4794454 - 10/12/05 06:23 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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i did that on accident (a FAT cloud to) in front of the most religious, up tight, anti-drug, peice of SHIT bitch, and she didnt even see it lol. after i burped it shes like "WUTS THAT SMELL??!?!?! SMELLS LIKE WEED"
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it stars saddam
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
#4794455 - 10/12/05 06:23 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
The_Red_Crayon said: You have had a religious experience listening to a led zeppelin song.
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soma_victim
Random

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-you are walking through a public place and you suddenly get a wiff of weed, so you retrace your steps trying to figure out where it is coming from -when you haven't smoked in a few minutes but suddenly look around you, confused, and say "holy shit, am i still breathing smoke?"
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