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Offlineangryjslice
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #3004540 - 08/14/04 02:03 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

"Complete strangers have asked you to smoke with them"

LOL!

i was in jay peak vermont, and i went in to get my snowbard fixed and the guy at the shop fixes it and asks if i want to trade instead of pay. and i was like 'huh?' and hes like 'get me high' and i said "oh...ok" HAHA.

HOW DO THEY KNOW!?

~JSlice~


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Invisible2Experimental
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: angryjslice]
    #3004590 - 08/14/04 02:18 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

oh... THEY KNOW alright... mahwhahahahaaaaa :spliff:


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Offlinea_fun_guy
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #3005021 - 08/14/04 05:21 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

- can make a bong out of the items in your glovebox.


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InvisibleMagash
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #3005101 - 08/14/04 06:05 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

This just happened so I'll put it.

Spend 5 minutes chopping the bud up just right to make the perfect bowl just to notice you haven't taken a hit off the last bowl you packed.  :wink:


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InvisibleOldSpice
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Magash]
    #3005135 - 08/14/04 06:18 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Classic... :tongue2:
You might be a stoner if ....
Your a moderator at the Shroomery :laugh:


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Paw Paw be thy Name....
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Offlinebeatlebangboy
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OldSpice]
    #3005353 - 08/14/04 07:55 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

If you:
Know Cheech and Chong's "Up in Smoke" by heart
Laugh at mentally challenged people
Always miss your exit sign on the highway because you're spacing out
Collect bizaar T shirts
Your "dress to impress" clothes are those very same T shirts
Are always being asked "are you stoned?" or "are you listening to me?"


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OfflineGod_of_Dreams
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: beatlebangboy]
    #3005728 - 08/14/04 10:22 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

-You are hitting bowls and after you hit one it takes you ten minutes to remember if you did
-You watch the same movies over and over again when you are high because you can't remember what happened in them
-Seeing a picture of towelie make syou laugh


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OfflineTheSlapnCapn
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: God_of_Dreams]
    #3005790 - 08/14/04 10:44 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

...you accidentally grow weed

...your nickname is "cheech" "chong" "smokey" or "red"

...your dealer tells you "look man you can't be callin me all the time like this..."

...new friends ask if you're high the first time they see you sober

...your drier sheets are more likely to be found in a cardboard tube than your drier

...you have a stem and seed collection

...your mouth is dry

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OfflineHoodedForestDwellr
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
    #3006035 - 08/15/04 04:57 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Magash, your Bush Animation is the shit!


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Offlinebaraka
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OldSpice]
    #3006272 - 08/15/04 06:24 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Alounacara said:
Classic... :tongue2:
You might be a stoner if ....
Your a moderator at the Shroomery :laugh:




Hahah



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InvisibleSubGen1us

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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #3006916 - 08/15/04 09:33 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

If u have ever smoked resin.


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Offlinebeatlebangboy
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: SubGen1us]
    #3008596 - 08/16/04 10:52 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

If everybody you know is named "dude"


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OfflineBubblerBoy
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #3008712 - 08/16/04 11:22 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

-If you are driving in the car with someone, and then suddenly have to look around because you forget where you were

-say something, then a second later forget what you said

-you could scrape a bowl off the clothes you're wearing


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I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter, bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."


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OfflineVulture
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: BubblerBoy]
    #3008761 - 08/16/04 11:39 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

say something..and then a second later realize what you just said isnt what you meant to just say and you ask the person next to you...did i just say that? and then laugh for 10 mins.


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OfflineDexter_Sinister
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Vulture]
    #3008837 - 08/16/04 12:06 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

-you've brought weed onto a plane


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Offlineschmektron
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Dexter_Sinister]
    #3009037 - 08/16/04 01:17 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

- if you've specifically made a device for the sole purpose of smoking resin

- you've looked at random 2 litre and 3 litre bottles and thought, "woah, that would make a nice gravity bong!"


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Offlinebaraka
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #3009174 - 08/16/04 01:49 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

have stems lodged in the keyboard....


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OfflineBubblerBoy
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: baraka]
    #3010162 - 08/16/04 05:47 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

-have stems lodged in your teeth...


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I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter, bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."


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OfflineBioSore
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #3010195 - 08/16/04 05:58 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

-while sober, it always feels like your stoned when any action occurs around you.
-been the reason that many people around you stopped smoking pot.


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InvisibleOldSpice
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: BioSore]
    #3010513 - 08/16/04 07:39 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

You eat potatoes raw because the wait for them to cook is to long.. :tongue2:


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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


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