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angryjslice
now with 20%more anger



Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 916
Last seen: 4 years, 22 days
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
#3004540 - 08/14/04 02:03 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Complete strangers have asked you to smoke with them"
LOL!
i was in jay peak vermont, and i went in to get my snowbard fixed and the guy at the shop fixes it and asks if i want to trade instead of pay. and i was like 'huh?' and hes like 'get me high' and i said "oh...ok" HAHA.
HOW DO THEY KNOW!?
~JSlice~
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2Experimental

Registered: 01/15/03
Posts: 18,073
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: angryjslice]
#3004590 - 08/14/04 02:18 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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oh... THEY KNOW alright... mahwhahahahaaaaa
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a_fun_guy
Papa Smurf


Registered: 11/30/03
Posts: 57
Loc: Portland, OR
Last seen: 16 years, 2 months
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- can make a bong out of the items in your glovebox.
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Magash
Da Bud Guru


Registered: 07/25/02
Posts: 5,876
Loc: Near Hilo
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This just happened so I'll put it.
Spend 5 minutes chopping the bud up just right to make the perfect bowl just to notice you haven't taken a hit off the last bowl you packed.
-------------------- All creatures tremble when faced with violence. All creatures fear death, all love life. If we can only see ourselves in others, then how could we possibly hurt another creature?
Join us at the Growery!
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OldSpice
Geritol Breath...


Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 59,080
Loc: Crankytown, Texas
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Magash]
#3005135 - 08/14/04 06:18 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Classic...  You might be a stoner if .... Your a moderator at the Shroomery
-------------------- So hard to be ....WDWGFH? Texas is humongus compared to France Our Gair, who art in Texas, Paw Paw be thy Name.... My friends are thirsty
You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office
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beatlebangboy
Absinthe-ian


Registered: 07/31/03
Posts: 2,354
Loc: Bum Fuck Florida
Last seen: 1 year, 8 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OldSpice]
#3005353 - 08/14/04 07:55 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you: Know Cheech and Chong's "Up in Smoke" by heart Laugh at mentally challenged people Always miss your exit sign on the highway because you're spacing out Collect bizaar T shirts Your "dress to impress" clothes are those very same T shirts Are always being asked "are you stoned?" or "are you listening to me?"
-------------------- Check out my tunes. You will be better off for it. www.myspace.com/beatlebangboy
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God_of_Dreams
MasterMage

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 308
Loc: In Your Mind
Last seen: 19 years, 5 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: beatlebangboy]
#3005728 - 08/14/04 10:22 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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-You are hitting bowls and after you hit one it takes you ten minutes to remember if you did -You watch the same movies over and over again when you are high because you can't remember what happened in them -Seeing a picture of towelie make syou laugh
-------------------- In Your Sleep I'll Make You Weep As I change your dream Into Something That Will Make You Scream
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TheSlapnCapn
Slappin' thangs.


Registered: 08/08/03
Posts: 2,138
Loc: zee mountain state
Last seen: 4 years, 8 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: God_of_Dreams]
#3005790 - 08/14/04 10:44 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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...you accidentally grow weed
...your nickname is "cheech" "chong" "smokey" or "red"
...your dealer tells you "look man you can't be callin me all the time like this..."
...new friends ask if you're high the first time they see you sober
...your drier sheets are more likely to be found in a cardboard tube than your drier
...you have a stem and seed collection
...your mouth is dry
-j
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HoodedForestDwellr
Terrorist/Musician

Registered: 04/29/04
Posts: 225
Loc: North West US
Last seen: 18 years, 3 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
#3006035 - 08/15/04 04:57 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Magash, your Bush Animation is the shit!
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--- "As your attorny I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top, and you'll need the cocaine." - Dr. Gonzo
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baraka



Registered: 07/15/00
Posts: 10,768
Loc: hyperspace
Last seen: 2 years, 25 days
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OldSpice]
#3006272 - 08/15/04 06:24 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Alounacara said: Classic...  You might be a stoner if .... Your a moderator at the Shroomery
Hahah
-------------------- This is the only time I really feel alive.
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SubGen1us

Registered: 11/26/02
Posts: 3,427
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If u have ever smoked resin.
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beatlebangboy
Absinthe-ian


Registered: 07/31/03
Posts: 2,354
Loc: Bum Fuck Florida
Last seen: 1 year, 8 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: SubGen1us]
#3008596 - 08/16/04 10:52 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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If everybody you know is named "dude"
-------------------- Check out my tunes. You will be better off for it. www.myspace.com/beatlebangboy
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BubblerBoy
local

Registered: 01/27/04
Posts: 587
Loc: Bo, CA
Last seen: 9 years, 1 month
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-If you are driving in the car with someone, and then suddenly have to look around because you forget where you were
-say something, then a second later forget what you said
-you could scrape a bowl off the clothes you're wearing
-------------------- In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, "Is it good, friend?" "It is bitter, bitter," he answered; "But I like it Because it is bitter, And because it is my heart."
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Vulture
Pursuer ofWisdom


Registered: 06/18/02
Posts: 3,546
Loc: SC
Last seen: 8 years, 10 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: BubblerBoy]
#3008761 - 08/16/04 11:39 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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say something..and then a second later realize what you just said isnt what you meant to just say and you ask the person next to you...did i just say that? and then laugh for 10 mins.
-------------------- Work like you dont need the money. Love like you never been hurt. Dance like nobody is watching.
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Dexter_Sinister
Madvillain

Registered: 08/04/04
Posts: 66
Loc: Mannheim, Germany
Last seen: 19 years, 2 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Vulture]
#3008837 - 08/16/04 12:06 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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-you've brought weed onto a plane
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schmektron
Vainglorious

Registered: 04/25/04
Posts: 263
Loc: Wrapped in an imbroglio
Last seen: 16 years, 11 months
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- if you've specifically made a device for the sole purpose of smoking resin
- you've looked at random 2 litre and 3 litre bottles and thought, "woah, that would make a nice gravity bong!"
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baraka



Registered: 07/15/00
Posts: 10,768
Loc: hyperspace
Last seen: 2 years, 25 days
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have stems lodged in the keyboard....
-------------------- This is the only time I really feel alive.
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BubblerBoy
local

Registered: 01/27/04
Posts: 587
Loc: Bo, CA
Last seen: 9 years, 1 month
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: baraka]
#3010162 - 08/16/04 05:47 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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-have stems lodged in your teeth...
-------------------- In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, "Is it good, friend?" "It is bitter, bitter," he answered; "But I like it Because it is bitter, And because it is my heart."
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BioSore
Drunken' Irish
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 422
Last seen: 16 years, 5 months
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-while sober, it always feels like your stoned when any action occurs around you. -been the reason that many people around you stopped smoking pot.
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OldSpice
Geritol Breath...


Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 59,080
Loc: Crankytown, Texas
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: BioSore]
#3010513 - 08/16/04 07:39 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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You eat potatoes raw because the wait for them to cook is to long..
-------------------- So hard to be ....WDWGFH? Texas is humongus compared to France Our Gair, who art in Texas, Paw Paw be thy Name.... My friends are thirsty
You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office
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