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RunDMT
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: OldSpice]
#2122207 - 11/19/03 09:08 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh, you mean the times when we're not masturbating on the subway? Yeah Paw, we sure are inferior beings with all that raping, drooling and general raging.
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OldSpice
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: RunDMT]
#2122226 - 11/19/03 09:16 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dont forget about all the accidents that we cause when blowin an going at breakneck speed down the highway...I dont know if you have seen that shitassed commercial on tv that states the % of people who test positive for tha evil weed that have accidents..
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RunDMT
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: OldSpice]
#2122229 - 11/19/03 09:17 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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No, we don't have that kind of inane crap in Sweden.
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Madtowntripper
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: OldSpice]
#2122230 - 11/19/03 09:17 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I like the one where the car is FULL of smoke, and they roll out of the drive thru right into the little girl....
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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy
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OldSpice
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: Madtowntripper]
#2122241 - 11/19/03 09:21 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh yeah i forgot about that one because of brain damage due to chillin with a few bowls in the evening as i crouched under the stairs staring wildly about with my dick in my hands
-------------------- So hard to be ....WDWGFH? Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas, Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty
You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: OldSpice]
#2122274 - 11/19/03 09:38 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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bf6
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debianlinux
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: OldSpice]
#2122447 - 11/19/03 10:46 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Alounacara said: Oh yeah i forgot about that one because of brain damage due to chillin with a few bowls in the evening as i crouched under the stairs staring wildly about with my dick in my hands
this one made me lol and the guys at work of course wanted to know what was so funny. Close call. They'd be forced to restrain me while they called the cops to come get me if they knew I was consorting with evildoers. Luckily, they are none the wiser. Imma go sneak a toke and locate me an underaged rape victim and then use her skull as a bong.
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: debianlinux]
#2122540 - 11/19/03 11:25 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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hands up you are all under arrest!......joke yep i get nervous near em too
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OldSpice
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: ]
#2122550 - 11/19/03 11:29 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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What pisses me off is when they pull you over and give you a fuckin ticket for a tail lite being out ....Thats just boredom and we all know the most dangerous thing in the world is a bored policeman
-------------------- So hard to be ....WDWGFH? Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas, Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty
You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office
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Anonymous
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: OldSpice]
#2122635 - 11/19/03 12:03 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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it pisses me off more when they give you a hiding while you are cuffed. i've had mace sprayed down my throat and into my eyeballs then bashed while being hand-cuffed.these pigs were that weak they all coughed and choke and vomitted after the mace ricocheted off my eyeballs and back into their faces.i just passed out,fucking wimps.
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: OldSpice]
#2123010 - 11/19/03 02:27 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I love that commercial where that girl gets pregnant.
Yeah, cause every time I get high, i have unprotected sex. They go together hand in hand.
Not that I COULD get pregrant, being a boy and all.. but still.
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The_Red_Crayon
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#2123076 - 11/19/03 02:58 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Whats funny about that is. Everthing they have those commercials the same thing can be said about alcohol.
Least i still have judgement when im high. Cause when im drunk my judgement flys out the door haha.
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NationofStrangers
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
#2123248 - 11/19/03 03:44 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I wish when i was a teenager i could have had sex everytime i got high
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BubblerBoy
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: Anonymous]
#4860213 - 10/27/05 05:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
DONOTDELETE said: bf6
i havent seen this man post in a long while.
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TheDudeAbides
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: BubblerBoy]
#4860381 - 10/27/05 05:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey now - I don't HATE cops, it's a fuckin job ya know?
Sure, they scare the shit out of me - but thats only because I BREAK the law 
I wonder if people who abide by the so called "Laws" feel the same way we do...
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: TheDudeAbides]
#4860878 - 10/27/05 07:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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The_Dude_420 said: Hey now - I don't HATE cops, it's a fuckin job ya know?
Sure, they scare the shit out of me - but thats only because I BREAK the law 
I wonder if people who abide by the so called "Laws" feel the same way we do...
Generally, if you are a law abiding citizin, you are pleased to see police patrolling your neighborhood to keep crime down.
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: Boom]
#4861224 - 10/27/05 08:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yea i have LEOphobia as well. Not so bad as it used to be, though. Now I can sort of turn it into a fun game  Give 'em full eye contact and sort of silenty antagonize them with your mind. Jedi Mind Tricks
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: RunDMT]
#4981557 - 11/25/05 09:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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RunDMT said: I sure hate horses. 
They're big, unpredictable, utterly insane and all they do all day everyday is run around and scream.
WB I think the funniest thing I have hear this weekend get 5 from me!!
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: MOTH]
#4981948 - 11/25/05 11:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Any form of law enforcement used to freak me out bad. At one point they used to love fucking with me, mainly because it's a small area and I made a name for myself when I was a young teen. I used to always have people out front of my house at night dropping by for a few minutes to hang out and what not. The cops were always driving by trying to fuck with me. It used to make me really paranoid, but I had good reason. Now I could give a fuck less, nothing I do anymore is any concern to them. For as big of a hard on as they had for me, they never busted me doing anything illegal. Being a paranoid fuck pays.
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Re: Am I the only one who freaks when cops are around? [Re: MOTH]
#4981950 - 11/25/05 11:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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cops don't bother me the slightest bit anymore. well, some do still piss me off. i got stuck behind a trooper that was going 35 mph on the highway earlier tonight. every time we got to a passing zone, he sped up when i tried to pass, so i just rode his ass for a few miles until he finally pulled over.
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