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Mighty Bop
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Re: Another drunken story (Cops... again, Police Helicopters... again, Gang fight... again) [Re: dblaney]
#4443631 - 07/23/05 03:50 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I used to be that way, until I got sick of it. I just wanted some action, so I didn't care about relationships or any of that BS. So I was a semi "player" for awhile. Now I wouldn't mind having a relationship again....
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StrandedVoyager
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Registered: 12/09/04
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Re: Another drunken story (Cops... again, Police Helicopters... again, Gang fight... again) [Re: Mighty Bop]
#4443660 - 07/23/05 04:00 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't want a relationship... I DON'T WANT A RELATIONSHIP!!!
I'll fucking slash my wrists before they send me back to that Alcatraz. Relationships are nothing but fucking stress man, I've never had a good one. I'm a total free spirit, and I'm a tad nuts and eradicate so relationships really don't work for me. I'm happy just having a friends with benefits thing with girls who I'm into and if you're upfront and honest about that, they're usually really understanding.
I know I could fool around with just about any girl I want (it's actually really easy to get with a girl) but sex and fooling around isn't really that big of a deal with me.
Another funny story from that night that I just remembered.
So yesterday after smoking a blunt with The Diva and the Toy and going to a lake to chill for a bit while I frantically called everyone I knew looking for a alcohol hookup. We all decided that it'd be a good idea to call this girl who I had fooled around with a bit to get see if she had a hookup since she'd be a good candidate. However, none of us had her number so I had to call one of the guy's whose heart The Diva had broken not to long ago. So I called him completely high. Now I never like to call people to just take something from them or try to get something from them. So I proceeded to tell him how sorry I was that The Diva had broken his heart and how it didn't work out and how I hoped we could still be friends. And he was buying it man, like he was down but sounded happy to have a ally in me. And then just to test the limits, I started to talk about how I heard that The Diva and her whole circle of friends were prostituting themselves for $20 a trick on the street in our town. And as the conversation progressed I gradually made the story bigger and bigger to the point where I told him The Diva and the Toy were working a convention of Asian police officers at the local convention center. And this guy was so broken-hearted about the whole episode with The Diva that he actually bought the story. How he didn't hear The Diva and The Toy laughing in the background is beyond me, and how I kept my story straight and kept from laughing myself, I'll never know. But long story short, I managed to get the girl's number and commit an act of master high conversation.
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TYL3R
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Re: Another drunken story (Cops... again, Police Helicopters... again, Gang fight... again) [Re: StrandedVoyager]
#4443694 - 07/23/05 04:10 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Teh whitney escapist....
Always nice to read your stories of near police apprehension !
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