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YouEnjoyMyself
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OldSpice]
#3010663 - 08/16/04 08:11 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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- when you call a person at there house and ask where they are (i've never done that but friends have called my house and been like "where are you right now?" and i'm like "at home...you just called me at my house" and they are like "oh, yeah.", i love that) - Asked to smoke with strangers - asked strangers for weed - every sentence starts with "DUDE!" - you always start talking about one thing and never finish what you were talking about because you start talking about something esle - get confused where you are in your own neighborhood (only happened to me once, i for 10 seconds was LOST as hell(it was pretty dark too which made it worse) even though i was not far from home at all) - someone asks you a simple question and you say "ummmm...." and then answer - You can scrape a rez ball off of the bottom of your lighter - you buy only green bic lighters because it reminds you of dank. - You pay an extra buck or 2 for a bic lighter that has a little design on it just cause it looks cool, yet there are plain colorded bics right next to it for half the price. - You buy a candy bar/food product cause it's named funny - you get stoned with 2 friends, go to a small restaurant, have VERY little money split 2 burgers between the 3 and you are a penny short of paying for the 2 burgers and have no tip and just walk out.....when you know the girl serving you quite well and have classes with her. - You are by yourself and looking for something and say "ummmm..." to yourself. - You are smoking with a friend and say "i'm pretty baked, but lets smoke 1 more"
i love these threads...quality material.
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Fade_To_Black
Fire It Up


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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OldSpice]
#3010748 - 08/16/04 08:32 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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...when your lungs start to rupture and bleed.
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YouEnjoyMyself
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Fade_To_Black]
#3010765 - 08/16/04 08:37 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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- when you don't know if the current bowl you are smoking is the last bowl that you were/wanted to save or if you are smoking that last bowl.
- you start laughing and you friend/s ask what? and you tell them and they don't find it amusing at all.
- you say "i wish i was high" but then start telling your friends WHY you wish you were high and go into detail.
- someone says "that would be cool if we can/this happens [insert cool thing here]" and then you keep adding things to make it SO AWESOME and then get so far out there that you finally realize "this is never gonna happen" or feel bored cause you what you just said is so cool and what you are doing isn't anything fun really.
- someone breaks your pipe and you say "ah, whatever" and then 30 minutes later out of no where are like "HOLY SHIT! My pipe is broken!" and then the next day you re-realize that it's broken and are suprsied and have to find something else to get high with. (that happened to my friend, it was hilarious. The thirty minute party were were with like 5 people and we all started laughing. Then the next day was in school during class, and i started laughing again cause he was in the middle of class and came up to me and said "dude, i just realized my pipe is broken!"
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YouEnjoyMyself
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
#3011736 - 08/17/04 12:37 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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BUMP
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Fade_To_Black
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
#3011768 - 08/17/04 12:55 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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"- someone breaks your pipe and you say "ah, whatever" and then 30 minutes later out of no where are like "HOLY SHIT! My pipe is broken!" and then the next day you re-realize that it's broken and are suprsied and have to find something else to get high with. (that happened to my friend, it was hilarious. The thirty minute party were were with like 5 people and we all started laughing. Then the next day was in school during class, and i started laughing again cause he was in the middle of class and came up to me and said "dude, i just realized my pipe is broken!"
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Fade_To_Black]
#3012014 - 08/17/04 02:32 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah, it was really funny.
- when you bring about 4-5 bowls worth of weed and your glass pipe to a country club when there is a family thing going on and plan to smoke somewhere. (i did this but i smoked 2 bowls before i left (i was like 15 or 16) and was sitting passenger seat and my dad says "you smell like weed, were you smoking?" and i say no but he puts his hand on my leg and it is half an inch away from my pipe and container of weed, i was really scared, and really stoned. Didn't smoke at the country club and it was a pain carrying the container and pipe.
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BioSore
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-when you make a post on the shroomery and then no less than a minute later make a *BUMP* post.
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JAMIEK
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Roll 2 and forget em.......figure I'll roll 2 more after doing so you find the first 2 and smokem all.
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xmercury
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-when you know there are 2 types of people in the world. People who steal lighters and people who loose lighters
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gdman
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: xmercury]
#3013197 - 08/17/04 11:49 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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i have a friend that just fuckin blatently steals lighters, if he is last in the rotation, you aren't getting your lighter back. by then your just to stoned to give a shit.
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Magash
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>Have a finger tip that won't burn from packing down so many hot bong bowls.
>Forget what you were saying mid sentance, never to remember it.
>Lock your keys in the car, fucking call the towtruck guy out to slimjim the lock, only to lock em in there again 5 motherfucking seconds after the towtruck guy leaves.
>strain bongwater with panty hose hoping to find something to smoke.
> (I know a lot of us did this) Smoke while you have some kind of chest cold no matter how much it hurt. (Going as far to use a bong even)
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Hrethic
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- read through the entire "you might be a stoner" post remembering things you've done while high, then when you type you forget what you were thinking - heartily laugh at 90% of things other people have done. - save pictures of bud on disk so that you can look at them without having to type of a bunch of stuff - a major goal in life is to be able to say "dude... check out this bud i'm growing!" - half your smoking untensils were given to you by family members
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YouEnjoyMyself
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Hrethic]
#3013576 - 08/17/04 12:52 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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- if you find a bunch of shake in the "hidden" pocket inside your winter jacket and pack it up and it equals almost a bowl for you to smoke.
i must say, that was a nice treat when i realized a bunch of shake was in my pocket and i didn't have bud. It was from some good nuggets too
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DepthToTheCore
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: gdman]
#3017191 - 08/18/04 06:15 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
gdman420 said: i have a friend that just fuckin blatently steals lighters, if he is last in the rotation, you aren't getting your lighter back. by then your just to stoned to give a shit.
 For some reason i find this to be hillarious! Probably because its so true it happens to me all the time.
One of mine that i do all the time is
-Walk around for 30 minutes searching for something only to find that its in your hand. -And when your at a friends smoking up and the only lighter has gone missing and you have to stop smoking for the night only to find it in your pocket the next morning.
Both have happened to me haha.
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YouEnjoyMyself
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: DepthToTheCore]
#3017551 - 08/18/04 09:43 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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my friend put his cigerette in his ear (he bummed one) and we smoked a few bowls, and then he was like where's my cigerette? And he was looking on his tables and whatnot, and after 10 minutes he's getting pissed like "what the fuck, where the hell did i put it?!" and then i saw it in his ear and i was like "dude, it's in your ear" and he was like "oh yeah" and we started laughing.
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
#3017749 - 08/18/04 10:29 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lighter theaving is a game around here. I bring my own lighter and dont pass it, unless its people i always smoke with and they arent gonna jack my lighter.
Here is another one that happened to me just now.
- get out of the shower and find a piece of resiin stuck on yer armhair, and you havent even smoked today.
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YouEnjoyMyself
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: baraka]
#3017957 - 08/18/04 11:22 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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- in the middle of the night, waking up, packing a bowl in bed, smoke while in bed and just set the pipe down next to your quickly and fall fast asleep...and then wake up to see bud spilled in your sheets...and you pick it up to smoke it.
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downforpot
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
#3018079 - 08/18/04 11:53 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've got one bowl of KB left I guess I'll smoke that before I go to the gym, I can run nonstop while stoned, haha.
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l3ounTy
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You fill in small spaces in your sentences with "The stoner Laugh"
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YouEnjoyMyself
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: l3ounTy]
#3018660 - 08/18/04 01:50 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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- first thought when you wake up is "man, i wish i had some bud"
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