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OfflineHoodedForestDwellr
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Registered: 04/29/04
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Loc: North West US
Last seen: 12 years, 1 month
If you ... you might be a stoner
    #2996363 - 08/12/04 05:58 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

-wake up and smoke a blunt for breakfest
-call the crumbs at the bottom of your chip bag, 'shake'
-respond, "no I'm not" when someone says 'Hi' to you in public
-take a nap a half hour after you've woken up

Now you continue it...smoke on!


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--- "As your attorny I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top, and you'll need the cocaine." - Dr. Gonzo


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InvisibleLazerouth
Drunkard

Registered: 10/16/00
Posts: 1,091
Loc: England
Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2996375 - 08/12/04 06:02 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

-constantly ask where you left your lighter or tv remote.


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InvisibleLe_Canard
The Duk Abides

Registered: 05/17/03
Posts: 94,392
Loc: Earthfarm 1 Flag
Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2996410 - 08/12/04 06:16 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Forget what you were saying in the middle of a sentence.. :wexican:


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OfflineHarvestTheBrain
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Registered: 07/14/03
Posts: 1,749
Loc: WNY
Last seen: 2 months, 5 days
Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2996429 - 08/12/04 06:20 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

stopped a stop sign and stayed there for a second just looking around then realizing what your doing and wonder how long you were doing it for


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OfflineTheSlapnCapn
Slappin' thangs.
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Registered: 08/08/03
Posts: 2,138
Loc: zee mountain state
Last seen: 2 months, 6 days
Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2996438 - 08/12/04 06:24 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

honestly find scooby doo humorous.

-j


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OfflineToTheSummit
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2996467 - 08/12/04 06:33 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

-went grocery shopping and when you got home you only had items made by "Hostess"


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OfflineDreamer987
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Registered: 04/15/03
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2996488 - 08/12/04 06:36 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

-Think the teliphone is ringing when someone drops their keys


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Offlineplexus
holding thelight of athousand candles

Registered: 04/24/03
Posts: 1,290
Loc: texas
Last seen: 7 years, 12 days
Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #2996492 - 08/12/04 06:37 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

-post on the shroomery


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that there, thats not me. :noway:
i go where i please. :yesnod:
im not here.:shake:
this isnt happening.:nonono:


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OfflineOuchITripped
|E|C|S|T|A|C|Y| ~ ~ ~My Anti-Drug~

Registered: 07/01/04
Posts: 412
Loc: Dallas, TX
Last seen: 13 years, 2 months
Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: plexus]
    #2996542 - 08/12/04 06:46 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

not shroomery..

-post on overgrow.com
-lose everything, constantly
-eat "Abba zabba" it's nasty, unless ur munchin...
-goto jack n the box and eat taco's
-watch cartoons
-have roaches all around your room (i made a 4th gen. blunt out of JOINT roaches, that's how much I save my stuff....)
-buy a 50Pak of Bic lighters, and they last you a month because you lose them so much
-end up with other peoples random shit...
-listen to bob marley
-have more than a couple alcohol beverage/stoner posters in your room.


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If mushrooms grew in my house, and I could smoke in here, i'd have no reason to go outside?
-Brock D. 2004 (that's me)
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if you feel like your gonna puke just go ahead and puke
you'll feel much better afterwards.
sometimes its fun, as long as it doesn't come out your nose, that sucks
-Sherm (from the shroomery)

Better smilies coming soon! By suffer
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InvisibleAhab McBathsalts
Dank Nihilist
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Registered: 11/25/02
Posts: 19,790
Loc: 2 International
Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2996569 - 08/12/04 06:50 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

own more than 2 pink floyd albums
have a favorite color of bics
are constantly out of baggies
own the movie "half baked"
own hemp clothing
have voted for a green party
have lit up a doobie before you've opened your eyes in the morning

If you always smell like marijuana smoke, you might be a stoner.


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"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's going to die."


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OfflineNorthernsoul
Your Reality

Registered: 11/17/01
Posts: 2,290
Loc: Inner Eye
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2996579 - 08/12/04 06:52 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)





If you think your not a stoner, or think you dont have a problem with drugs, then you might be a stoner.


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When it comes
I'll know, I know
Just take my clothes and leave
And I'll be gone




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Offlinebaraka
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2996686 - 08/12/04 07:15 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

If you are smoken the bong as you read this post.... :smile:


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This is the only time I really feel alive.


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InvisibleOldSpice
Geritol Breath...
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Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 59,080
Loc: Crankytown, Texas
Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: baraka]
    #2996703 - 08/12/04 07:18 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

You see litte people spying on you in the trees :shocked:


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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:


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Onlinewrestler_az
PsiLLy BiLLy
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Registered: 08/11/02
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OldSpice]
    #2996909 - 08/12/04 07:58 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

if you stop at a stop sign, and wait for it to turn green....
if your bong gets washed more than the dishes...
if you are awake at obscene hours of the day trying to make inteligent conversation out of wile E coyote...
when simple tasks such as tieing your shoes become a dangerous adventure...
if the government is after you for reasons beyond your understanding...
if you can have an entire conversation consisting of only the word "dude"...

you might be a stoner :grin:


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how's your WOW?





  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 


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Invisiblefunkymonk
Get's down, withthe get-down.
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Registered: 11/29/02
Posts: 8,160
Loc: saskatchewan
Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2997153 - 08/12/04 08:50 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

-everytime you here the name 'Dave' and you answer 'Daves not here man'
-you get excited when your almost done work so you can go home and smoke.
-if you have an intense emotional attachment to old warner vros. cartoons

you might be a stoner


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Invisiblemycopsycho
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2997166 - 08/12/04 08:54 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

you might be a stoner if you smoke before work, during lunch break, and after work. it's hard work, but someones got to do it.


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I Am The Sickness.

Diploid: I think adults have a right to make stupid decisions and it's nobody else's fucking business.


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InvisibleRavus
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2997174 - 08/12/04 08:57 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

-take your bud out just to smell and admire it
-are sitting in a beautiful natural atmosphere, and suddenly think, this would be so much better if I was high
-think looking at pics of dank bud online is better than porn


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So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.


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InvisibleFucknuckle
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Registered: 04/24/04
Posts: 6,762
Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2997175 - 08/12/04 08:57 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

If everytime you take a shit your rolling one up


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What it is, is what it is my Brother.
It is as it is, so suffer thru it.


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Invisiblemycopsycho
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Fucknuckle]
    #2997187 - 08/12/04 09:00 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

i never roll on the crapper. i do it where everyone can watch and admire the art of twisting.


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I Am The Sickness.

Diploid: I think adults have a right to make stupid decisions and it's nobody else's fucking business.


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Invisiblefunkymonk
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Ravus]
    #2997188 - 08/12/04 09:00 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Ravus said:
-take your bud out just to smell and admire it




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