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HoodedForestDwellr
Terrorist/Musician
Registered: 04/29/04
Posts: 225
Loc: North West US
Last seen: 18 years, 5 months
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If you ... you might be a stoner
#2996363 - 08/12/04 03:58 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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-wake up and smoke a blunt for breakfest -call the crumbs at the bottom of your chip bag, 'shake' -respond, "no I'm not" when someone says 'Hi' to you in public -take a nap a half hour after you've woken up
Now you continue it...smoke on!
-------------------- --- "As your attorny I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top, and you'll need the cocaine." - Dr. Gonzo
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Lazerouth
Drunkard
Registered: 10/15/00
Posts: 1,091
Loc: England
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-constantly ask where you left your lighter or tv remote.
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides
Registered: 05/16/03
Posts: 94,392
Loc: Earthfarm 1
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Forget what you were saying in the middle of a sentence..
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HarvestTheBrain
CultDeVader
Registered: 07/14/03
Posts: 1,749
Loc: Usa
Last seen: 6 months, 8 days
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stopped a stop sign and stayed there for a second just looking around then realizing what your doing and wonder how long you were doing it for
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TheSlapnCapn
Slappin' thangs.
Registered: 08/08/03
Posts: 2,138
Loc: zee mountain state
Last seen: 4 years, 10 months
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honestly find scooby doo humorous.
-j
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ToTheSummit
peregrinus
Registered: 08/22/99
Posts: 9,126
Loc: Las Vegas
Last seen: 1 month, 23 days
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-went grocery shopping and when you got home you only had items made by "Hostess"
-------------------- You invented the wheel....You push the motherfucker!!
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Dreamer987
The VerbalHerman Munster
Registered: 04/15/03
Posts: 5,326
Loc: Texas
Last seen: 16 years, 2 months
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-Think the teliphone is ringing when someone drops their keys
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plexus
holding thelight of athousand candles
Registered: 04/24/03
Posts: 1,291
Loc: texas
Last seen: 4 years, 6 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: ToTheSummit]
#2996492 - 08/12/04 04:37 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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-post on the shroomery
-------------------- that there, thats not me. i go where i please. im not here. this isnt happening.
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OuchITripped
|E|C|S|T|A|C|Y| ~ ~ ~My Anti-Drug~
Registered: 07/01/04
Posts: 412
Loc: Dallas, TX
Last seen: 19 years, 6 months
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: plexus]
#2996542 - 08/12/04 04:46 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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not shroomery..
-post on overgrow.com -lose everything, constantly -eat "Abba zabba" it's nasty, unless ur munchin... -goto jack n the box and eat taco's -watch cartoons -have roaches all around your room (i made a 4th gen. blunt out of JOINT roaches, that's how much I save my stuff....) -buy a 50Pak of Bic lighters, and they last you a month because you lose them so much -end up with other peoples random shit... -listen to bob marley -have more than a couple alcohol beverage/stoner posters in your room.
-------------------- If mushrooms grew in my house, and I could smoke in here, i'd have no reason to go outside? -Brock D. 2004 (that's me) --------------------------------------------------- if you feel like your gonna puke just go ahead and puke you'll feel much better afterwards. sometimes its fun, as long as it doesn't come out your nose, that sucks -Sherm (from the shroomery) Better smilies coming soon! By suffer ---------------------------------------------------
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Ahab McBathsalts
OTD Windmill Administrator
Registered: 11/25/02
Posts: 35,161
Loc: Wind Turbine, AB
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own more than 2 pink floyd albums have a favorite color of bics are constantly out of baggies own the movie "half baked" own hemp clothing have voted for a green party have lit up a doobie before you've opened your eyes in the morning
If you always smell like marijuana smoke, you might be a stoner.
-------------------- "Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's going to die."
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Northernsoul
Your Reality
Registered: 11/17/01
Posts: 2,290
Loc: Inner Eye
Last seen: 13 years, 3 months
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If you think your not a stoner, or think you dont have a problem with drugs, then you might be a stoner.
-------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------- When it comes I'll know, I know Just take my clothes and leave And I'll be gone
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baraka
Registered: 07/15/00
Posts: 10,768
Loc: hyperspace
Last seen: 2 years, 2 months
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If you are smoken the bong as you read this post....
-------------------- This is the only time I really feel alive.
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OldSpice
Geritol Breath...
Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 59,080
Loc: Crankytown, Texas
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: baraka]
#2996703 - 08/12/04 05:18 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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You see litte people spying on you in the trees
-------------------- So hard to be ....WDWGFH? Texas is humongus compared to France Our Gair, who art in Texas, Paw Paw be thy Name.... My friends are thirsty You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office
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wrestler_az
PsiLLy BiLLy
Registered: 08/11/02
Posts: 13,679
Loc: day dreams of a mad man
Last seen: 2 days, 18 hours
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OldSpice]
#2996909 - 08/12/04 05:58 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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if you stop at a stop sign, and wait for it to turn green.... if your bong gets washed more than the dishes... if you are awake at obscene hours of the day trying to make inteligent conversation out of wile E coyote... when simple tasks such as tieing your shoes become a dangerous adventure... if the government is after you for reasons beyond your understanding... if you can have an entire conversation consisting of only the word "dude"...
you might be a stoner
-------------------- how's your WOW? Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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funkymonk
Get's down, withthe get-down.
Registered: 11/29/02
Posts: 8,160
Loc: saskatchewan
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-everytime you here the name 'Dave' and you answer 'Daves not here man' -you get excited when your almost done work so you can go home and smoke. -if you have an intense emotional attachment to old warner vros. cartoons
you might be a stoner
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mycopsycho
Tit Inspector.
Registered: 06/17/04
Posts: 3,712
Loc: Going Nowhere Fast
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you might be a stoner if you smoke before work, during lunch break, and after work. it's hard work, but someones got to do it.
-------------------- I Am The Sickness. Diploid: I think adults have a right to make stupid decisions and it's nobody else's fucking business.
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Ravus
Not an EggshellWalker
Registered: 07/18/03
Posts: 7,991
Loc: Cave of the Patriarchs
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-take your bud out just to smell and admire it -are sitting in a beautiful natural atmosphere, and suddenly think, this would be so much better if I was high -think looking at pics of dank bud online is better than porn
-------------------- So long as you are praised think only that you are not yet on your own path but on that of another.
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Fucknuckle
Dog Lover
Registered: 04/24/04
Posts: 6,762
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If everytime you take a shit your rolling one up
-------------------- What it is, is what it is my Brother. It is as it is, so suffer thru it.
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mycopsycho
Tit Inspector.
Registered: 06/17/04
Posts: 3,712
Loc: Going Nowhere Fast
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Fucknuckle]
#2997187 - 08/12/04 07:00 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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i never roll on the crapper. i do it where everyone can watch and admire the art of twisting.
-------------------- I Am The Sickness. Diploid: I think adults have a right to make stupid decisions and it's nobody else's fucking business.
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funkymonk
Get's down, withthe get-down.
Registered: 11/29/02
Posts: 8,160
Loc: saskatchewan
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Ravus]
#2997188 - 08/12/04 07:00 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ravus said: -take your bud out just to smell and admire it
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