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Invisiblefunkymonk
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: funkymonk]
    #2997193 - 08/12/04 07:01 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

i'd rather be smelling the bud when i roll it rather than the shit im dropping


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2997194 - 08/12/04 07:01 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

-just realize what is being said


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Offlineplexus
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #2997369 - 08/12/04 07:38 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

-have ever made a homemade bong that can qualify as artwork


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Offlineangryjslice
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2997520 - 08/12/04 08:18 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

if your a damn poor stoner - you have eaten paper napkins with condiments on it, cause you spent all your money on weed

if you invent words on a regular basis  ie. northier, mulgination, shmaghiabaghia...etc.

if you have woken up high, and dont remember smoking.

if you have avoided doing laundry because you dont remember which pants you left your weed in, and you dont want to ruin it, or put in the effort to find it.

if your car has plants growing in it ( i have moss on a rock and an ivy plant growing in my car :cool:)

if you say "thats the coolest thing ive ever seen" more than 10 times a day.

if you forgot what the title of this thread was while waiting for the page to load.

if you have misspelled your own name before.

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Offlinez3r0
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Registered: 04/23/03
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2997575 - 08/12/04 08:33 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

this one isn't really anything special but i find it quite true...

-always have a bottle of clear eyes on you


.z3r0


Edited by z3r0 (08/12/04 08:34 PM)


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Invisiblefearfect
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2997634 - 08/12/04 08:48 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

i hate it when im talking and forget what im talking about so i just sit there and smile and nod as people continue the conversation. i've started to just give up whenever i forget and walk away. what?


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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2997707 - 08/12/04 09:07 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

-if your alarm clock is set to 4:20
-if you can roll a blunt and drive at the same time
-if you have ever given your pet a shotgun
-if you have ever smoked seeds and stems (on a desperate day :P)
-if you ever smoked lint and shake from your pockets
-if you have used kool-aid as bong water in attempts to make the smoke taste good
-if you ever rolled a joint from bible paper
-if your friends and you only met eachother because of the common cause
-if you ever sold a little kid a bag of oregano mixed with seeds and stems to support your own habbit


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Offlineiluan
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OuchITripped]
    #2997724 - 08/12/04 09:10 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

4th generation joint..umm ummm good stuff, takes 625 joints at 5 roaches a joint to get 5th generation.. 3125 joints to get to 5th generation =)) :crazy2:


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OfflineShroomFan
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2997767 - 08/12/04 09:20 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

you might be a stoner if..

-you relate more to Towlie than any other South Park character EVER
-anytime is a good time to get high
-you can have a whole convo about buying bud and no one else but you and that person know whats going on
-you are very very good with weights of objects especially in grams


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InvisibleMagash
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2997805 - 08/12/04 09:29 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Spend hundreds on bongs.

Wake up at 3 in the morning to take a few bonghits before going back to bed.

Cancel going to a movie cause you are out of smoke.

Are pretty much ready to bail on X-Mas cause you can't stand the family unless your high.

When everything you watch is animated or on comedy central, or starts after 12:30am

Go way, way, way out of your way to grow it...


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Offlineiluan
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Magash]
    #2997818 - 08/12/04 09:32 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

If you hang out with Magash, you might be a stoner!


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Invisiblefunkymonk
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: iluan]
    #2997830 - 08/12/04 09:36 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Wow, i used to work on a road crew, and a good friend of mine and I bunked together in a Atco trailer. he'd wake up at ridiculous hours, and i'd hear him knocking shit over and shuffling around, then I'd see a lighter flicker, and he'd take huuuge bong rips, start coughing and then fall back asleep. Fucking hilarious half the time he wouldnt even remeber doing it

he might be a stoner


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Offlineiluan
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: funkymonk]
    #2997848 - 08/12/04 09:41 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

lol i still do that all the time, hence my 4am posts sometimes.. i wake up, hit the bong, check the site then back to bed.. also there is always something "missing" out of the fridge that i know i didn't eat!


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OfflineSHR00MiN
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #2997861 - 08/12/04 09:44 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

- find yourself replying to a "you might be a stoner if..." thread..
- you go to meet up with your friend at a baseball field to smoke.. and you realize you forgot the weed..
- you smoke 3 times a day and think nothing of it
- you need to smoke more than 1 big bowl of really good bud by yourself..
- you think to yourself that you could be toking right now instead of sitting on the computer..


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Offlineiluan
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: SHR00MiN]
    #2997877 - 08/12/04 09:49 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

-if your toking while at your computer right now..


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Offlinehairs
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: iluan]
    #3001378 - 08/13/04 03:01 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

if you call someone on the phone and have to ask them who they are, because you forgot who you called

you might be a stoner, or an idiot


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OfflineThe_Red_Crayon
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: ]
    #3001455 - 08/13/04 03:20 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Youve ever spent 30 minutes on the floor picking up tiny scraps of weed and you actually had enough for a full bowl.

Your a master at scraping bong tar.

You have a habit of pocketing other peoples lighters

Youve ever put ice cream in the refrigedaire

You have had a religious experience listening to a led zeppelin song.

If your lighter has ash marks on the bottom.

Complete strangers have asked you to smoke with them.


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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: hairs]
    #3001459 - 08/13/04 03:21 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

haha ive done that a few times stoned.


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InvisibleFucknuckle
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #3001491 - 08/13/04 03:27 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

I don't feel bad anymore I though only crackheads and me were carpet miners. Some of my best "before work highs" were from lost bud crumbs next to the bed. 

Speaking of work ... You might be a stoner if you call into work sick because you ain't got a joint for lunchbreak and then spend all day hunting bud.  :crazy:


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OfflineHoodedForestDwellr
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Fucknuckle]
    #3001583 - 08/13/04 03:51 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

heh eh, nice...


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