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Offlinexmercury
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3033363 - 08/21/04 04:32 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

-You use the word "DANK" as an adjective :laugh:


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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: xmercury]
    #3033370 - 08/21/04 04:34 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

haha, good one

-You need to go shopping or need to buy something, but instead save it for weed.


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Invisiblegdman
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #3036509 - 08/22/04 02:33 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

-the only things you watch on tv are the simpsons, comeady central, and adult swim


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OfflineNCHunter
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #3043896 - 08/24/04 11:22 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

stop at green lights


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OfflineFlusH
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: OuchITripped]
    #3043978 - 08/24/04 11:39 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

-have roaches all around your room (i made a 4th gen. blunt out of JOINT roaches, that's how much I save my stuff....)




When reading post's at the shroomery remind you to clean up your roaches.. :smirk:


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OfflineInfrared
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #3043995 - 08/24/04 11:43 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

if all your pants are stained with resin......


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OfflineBioSore
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Infrared]
    #3044241 - 08/24/04 12:44 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

-When you can read this thread and think back to doing half of these things more than once.


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OfflineFade_To_Black
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: BioSore]
    #3044245 - 08/24/04 12:46 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

^^^^^^^^^^  :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


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InvisibleHeavyToilet
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3044375 - 08/24/04 01:28 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

When you're walking along the beach, and you hear a bird chirping... but you think it's an android.


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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: BioSore]
    #3044439 - 08/24/04 01:52 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


-you don't need to think of something to post in this thread because there are so many stupid things you've done


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OfflineInfrared
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3044574 - 08/24/04 02:25 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

- if you grow one long finger nail specifically for slicing blunts


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OfflineScarfmeister
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Infrared]
    #3044709 - 08/24/04 03:00 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

when you are a loser


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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner *DELETED* [Re: HoodedForestDwellr]
    #4793611 - 10/12/05 03:48 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Psilicubes]
    #4794098 - 10/12/05 05:19 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Have holes from dropping cherries on ALL your shirts/pants...

If you tell people your favorite color is tie-dye...

If you've glanced at the clock and said to a non-smoking family member, "Hey, its 4:20!" who then looked at you strangely....


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Offlinemmarc
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #4794198 - 10/12/05 05:40 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

you might be a stoner if you die of lung cancer and don't smoke cigarettes


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: mmarc]
    #4794233 - 10/12/05 05:47 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

my grandma died like that actually, she always blazed, never smoked cigs (but everyone around her did...2nd hand smoke:nonono:) and she died of lung cancer


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OfflineKidgardFromSRQ
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4794362 - 10/12/05 06:09 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

if you burp smoke when the cop is asking for your liscense.


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Invisibleshroomanic
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #4794398 - 10/12/05 06:14 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

When you go to school and 30 minutes after you've arrived you shout "Holy FUCK! I'm at school, how'd that happen?"
hahaha...i did that so many times back in the day


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #4794454 - 10/12/05 06:23 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: i did that on accident (a FAT cloud to) in front of the most religious, up tight, anti-drug, peice of SHIT bitch, and she didnt even see it lol. after i burped it shes like "WUTS THAT SMELL??!?!?! SMELLS LIKE WEED"


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Invisibleit stars saddam
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Re: If you ... you might be a stoner [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #4794455 - 10/12/05 06:23 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

The_Red_Crayon said:
You have had a religious experience listening to a led zeppelin song.




:rofl:


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