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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: seek]
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Haha!

Can I please use that post as a monologue in my play?
It would fit so perfectly.


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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: EternalCowabunga]
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EternalCowabunga said:
Seek, your description of the masturbation routine was spot on :lol:

I try and keep it to once a week or so now, but even then it is still pretty uninteresting nowadays.

btw I don't feel any different when I haven't masturbated in over two weeks. I don't feel any difference mentally or physically.. but I don't doubt that other people are getting these benefits


You do have a bigger mess to clean up though :P

:pimpslap:


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Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!
Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!

There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





4-Methyl-Aminorex

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: hpi]
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id probably be angrier, more stressed, gayer, and my right arm weaker if i didnt nut in some way shape or form every 1-2 days

therefore, its not pointless.. and your all hooligans


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for all y’all niggaz out there that be puffin shit
when the music go on, y’all listen to this alright

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: alternatereality]
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alternatereality said:
Haha!

Can I please use that post as a monologue in my play?
It would fit so perfectly.


What play?

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: anyone420]
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anyone420 said:
id probably be angrier, more stressed, gayer, and my right arm weaker if i didnt nut in some way shape or form every 1-2 days

therefore, its not pointless.. and your all hooligans


So you're gay?


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Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!
Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!

There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





4-Methyl-Aminorex

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: hpi]
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so your jokes are obvious, horrible, and pathetic?

shut the fuck up

i dont care

never speak to me again

ignored

bye


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for all y’all niggaz out there that be puffin shit
when the music go on, y’all listen to this alright

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: anyone420]
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What a fucking cock munching faggot.

He said he'd be GAYER so I asked if he was gay.

:sniper:


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Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!
Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!

There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





4-Methyl-Aminorex

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: hpi]
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Can both of you just calm down... it's only the internet brethren...

it's only the internet... 

*heartbeat slowly intensifies*

*vision becomes blurrier and begins to rattle*

*reality begins to fade away*

*is transported to far away land within his own mind*

*body becomes immaterial*

*ego loss*

:cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9:

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: seek]
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seek said:
Can both of you just calm down... it's only the internet brethren...

it's only the internet... 

*heartbeat slowly intensifies*

*vision becomes blurrier and begins to rattle*

*reality begins to fade away*

*is transported to far away land within his own mind*

*body becomes immaterial*

*ego loss*

:cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9:



More like.....

*heartbeat quickly speeds up, body temp quickly rises

*vision is crisp, clear and vibrant

*brain is going into God mode

*body has turned super human

*Tweaked beyond comprehension

:twitchy::twitchy::twitchy:::twitchy::twitchy:
:twitchy::twitchy::twitchy::twitchy::twitchy:


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Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!
Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!

There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





4-Methyl-Aminorex

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: hpi]
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hpi said:
More like.....

*heartbeat quickly speeds up, body temp quickly rises

*vision is crisp, clear and vibrant

*brain is going into God mode

*body has turned super human

*Tweaked beyond comprehension

:twitchy::twitchy::twitchy:::twitchy::twitchy:
:twitchy::twitchy::twitchy::twitchy::twitchy:


Someone else do another drug

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: Asante]
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you've successfully made me laugh more than anyone else in quite a long time....your efforts have not gone unnoticed....you've earned yourself some Terri Summers or Angel Dark.....


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She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane
The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the National Trust

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: JesusYodiHomeboy]
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I tried to give up the ghost once, to stop masturbating. Although you quit to try and give up pointless preoccupations with sex, not masturbating just makes you more preoccupied. Walking down the street, eyeballing every girl that walks by, even the ones that don't walk by, with lurid sexual fantasies streaming through your head. It's all you think about. Unzipping her pants, unhooking her bra, kissing her while your hands move through her silky hair... knowing that if you actually had sex you'd cum right away because you haven't masturbated in weeks and then you'd just have a disappointed girl awkwardly glaring at you. Walking funny, trying to hide huge boner that's making a tent out of your pants. Stop, you weren't going to be so preoccupied with sex, you fucking meat-headed slob!

That's when you know what you have to do, and you go home, grab a towel (I'm a dirty fuck, sorry, but it washes out) and look up porn. Your dick is as wide as a tree trunk, you can feel the blood vessels surging with blood in your hot, sweaty palms, jerking it and jerking it. The girl you had on the screen barely matters at this point, you're imagining the sexy girl you saw at the coffee shop, an old girlfriend, or something equally voyeuristic. Soon, you're cumming, shaking a little with joy, knowing you're already addicted again. Time to smoke a cigarette. At least you're not a 70 year old gray bearded man that can't get it up anymore.

Edited by iamconfused (03/20/09 12:10 AM)

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: iamconfused]
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Well, what else is open? Besides your mouth...when you're like kissing on some gay dude and like holding his muscles, cuz his arms just are like wrapped around you...and you feel like so safe cuz you're like, you know, not like you're gay or nothin' but God you just want to like bury yourself in his chest and just live there forever.


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for all y’all niggaz out there that be puffin shit
when the music go on, y’all listen to this alright

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: anyone420]
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It's not gay if you didn't like it.

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: DemonoftheDrop]
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DemonoftheDrop said:
americalovesfear said:
yeah, fucking bleeding from my vag sucks, yer right.

however, it doesn't necessarily drip blood as much as gush blood...



Damn thats sexy..wanna guess how i got my red wings? :whoo:


yum.  fucking natural contraceptive action right therrr


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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: seek]
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seek said:
alternatereality said:
Haha!

Can I please use that post as a monologue in my play?
It would fit so perfectly.


What play?


Just this thing I'm almost done writing.
But that post fits the guy's personality perfectly.


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