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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: tomnl]
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i feel sorry for all you guys with the burning desire to wank.
glad i don't have a penis...


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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: americalovesfear]
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americalovesfear said:
i feel sorry for all you guys with the burning desire to wank.
glad i don't have a penis...


If you wanna play with one gimme a call :derfase:


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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: boletusoftruth]
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Not beating your meat is probably a good thing.


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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: boletusoftruth]
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tomnl said:
lets start an anti-porn group here


Try that in OTD :lol:

americalovesfear said:
i feel sorry for all you guys with the burning desire to wank.
glad i don't have a penis...


Glad I don't have a pussy that drips blood every month for most of my life.

boletusoftruth said:
If you wanna play with one gimme a call :derfase:


:rofl2:


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Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!
Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!

There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: hpi]
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yeah, fucking bleeding from my vag sucks, yer right.

however, it doesn't necessarily drip blood as much as gush blood...


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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: hpi]
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HAHA, having a period every month would really suck, but girls do have an advantage, that they can finger themselves for hours and not have to clean up their mess :wowz:

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: seek]
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fuck, dude... you described the way i feel to the T... i think i'm gonna reduce my masturbatory habits while at the same time following wiccan's advice and laying off the porn... it's really starting to feel like a chore... and is it just me or does porn keep getting worse and worse?


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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: skatealex2]
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True BUT their at a disadvantage for so many other things. That's not meant to be disrespectful to woman btw.

The worse is on amps, the load is so fucking much. It makes me feel like Peter North :lol:


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Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!
Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!

There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: seek]
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failure on so many levels


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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: Asante]
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Wow, Seek.... You're a god amongst men, seriously.
It's almost scary how dead-on you are. And its funny how real, and how right you were about X'ing out the tabs at the end of your session, and how unbelievably uninterested you've become to the thumbnails that where oh-so-interesting then.
Kudos on your self-realization, and I support you!~


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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: Asante]
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Why do you use toilet paper?

Doesn't that get really adhesive and sticky?


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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: SyntheticSkies]
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SyntheticSkies said:
Wow, Seek.... You're a god amongst men, seriously.
It's almost scary how dead-on you are. And its funny how real, and how right you were about X'ing out the tabs at the end of your session, and how unbelievably uninterested you've become to the thumbnails that where oh-so-interesting then.
Kudos on your self-realization, and I support you!~


QFT!


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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: mathewww]
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mathewww said:
Why do you use toilet paper?

Doesn't that get really adhesive and sticky?


i've always wondered that too.
like plaster of paris?


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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: mathewww]
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mathewww said:
Why do you use toilet paper?

Doesn't that get really adhesive and sticky?


Very :lol: , Practically need a whole role to clean up all the ectoplasm.

This is what you gotta use :

http://reviews.canadiantire.ca/9045/0396641P/reviews.htm

Use 1 and it's enough! :thumbsup:


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Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!
Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!

There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: hpi]
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nvm. good post

Edited by blkjkrabbit (03/19/09 04:47 PM)

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: blkjkrabbit]
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no no, NOT masturbating can attribute to prostate cancer.  i think that's what he was saying.  probably something to do with constant pressure of seminal fluids or something.  :shrug:

you sneaky ninja-editor!


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Edited by tiny_rabid_birds (03/19/09 04:49 PM)

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
no no, NOT masturbating can attribute to prostate cancer.  i think that's what he was saying.  probably something to do with constant pressure of seminal fluids or something.  :shrug:

you sneaky ninja-editor!



thanks man. i sorta misread that i went back tho and ya that seems to make good sense. if you don't use it ya lose it sorta logic i s'pose. :thumbup:

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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: blkjkrabbit]
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that's why male dogs get prostate cancer if not fixed.  they don't have enough sex at all.


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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: americalovesfear]
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unless you're this dog.



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Re: I refuse to beat my fucking meat anymore! [Re: tomnl]
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The OP's description of a porn-viewing session is all-to-familiar... Almost an exact portrayal of whenever I give in.

I try to masturbate infrequently, if at all.

I notice much higher energy and better mood when I don't do it. I notice more synchronicity in my life as well.


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