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OrgoneConclusion
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UFO story - no joke
#7415776 - 09/16/07 07:51 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Went for a pre-dawn walk with a friend today. She said, "Wow. Look at that bright light in the sky. Seems to be an airplane, but it's not moving very fast. And what's really weird is it's not making any sound."
We walked a little more and I tried really hard not to say anything or bust out laughing.
She couldn't take her eyes off the light. Finally she blurted out, "OMG, I wonder if it's a UFO! Look at how it is following us."
"How far away do you think it is?" I asked innocently.
"Um, maybe a few miles," was her tentative reply.
"Sorry, but it is millions of miles away. That is the planet Venus," I explained.
She looked quite puzzled. "Really?"
"Yes, really."
I just found this to be too funny after my recent posts here.
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elbisivni
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You are better at life than other people
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redgreenvines
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Re: UFO story - no joke [Re: elbisivni]
#7415837 - 09/16/07 08:18 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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your recent posts are like your posts from several years ago very rational only 52 cards in the deck the others are jokers. true to form is part of the packaging. always a fresh deck if you please.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: UFO story - no joke [Re: elbisivni]
#7415849 - 09/16/07 08:23 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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elbisivni said: You are better at life than other people
I read a lot and do much research. Is egdekatin oneself not desirable?
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elbisivni
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No, I'm also better at life than other people.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: UFO story - no joke [Re: elbisivni]
#7415884 - 09/16/07 08:34 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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We should start a WASP (We Are Superior People) Club.
Nothing like Mensa, though.
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redgreenvines
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just play a few hands and enjoy your winnings. the tactics of running a club like dat will be an entangling mess of course it can be delegated...
where did everybody go?
(another alien abduction?)
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Word of advice: never play poker with aliens!
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Eh, I used to play poker with an alien from Nicaragua. Cleaned him out every time.
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Re: UFO story - no joke [Re: Diploid]
#7416900 - 09/16/07 03:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I am ready for some honey cake from the queen of diamonds
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Rebirtha
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its nice having Venus back in the evening sky.
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Re: UFO story - no joke [Re: Rebirtha]
#7421997 - 09/17/07 11:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Venus is at present in the morning sky, not the evening sky.
Phred
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Re: UFO story - no joke [Re: Phred]
#7423058 - 09/18/07 10:41 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's always night for him.
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Re: UFO story - no joke [Re: Phred]
#7425375 - 09/18/07 07:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Phred said: Venus is at present in the morning sky, not the evening sky.
Hmm you are right, I thought venus was rising again. I've been watching Jupiter lately in the night sky. I'll have to get out my star maps and figure out what the other bright evening star/planet is that I'm seeing.
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