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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
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hahahah right! damn backwards thing...

2 months sounds great, man!!


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: In(di)go]
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Im reachin 1 week. But the woman n I have had a busy week so some crazy monkey love is in order.

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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Banez]
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Banez said:
yeah, i dont get ass- access either... not yet.



suckerrrr


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Cryptix]
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A few hours ago, actually.


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Asante]
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Roughly 6 hours ago.

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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Gumby]
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Thursday I think?

I've been out of town all weekend. :smirk:

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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: adrug]
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3 nights ago. Since we don't have a home, we walked to a park at night, in the midst of some trees. I'd like to have about 10 times as much sex as i currently have.

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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Quais]
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everyone thinks im fucking this girl i work with.
they think.
really i was thinking of abstaining, waiting for a girl i want. ive recently realized this is a pointless endeavour and i should just get laid. maybe i already have ?? ive gone and confused myself.

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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: VietKong]
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VietKong said:
I wish my girl would give me access to her bum. I tried to put it in once but she got scared. Dammit.:mad2:



Me and my girlfriend of 10 months (?) or so, have just crossed this barrier. its wonderful! (+ she just joined the boards - mraej)


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: PDU]
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Last night


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: PDU]
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I broke up with my girlfriend of almost 3 years a couple months ago, and things have been dry since. You don't realize how good a consistent sex life is until you lose it.  :mad2:


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Asante]
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~9 hours ago.

I could have gone again, but I had to excuse myself and leave because I had to shit really bad.

the girlfriend's roomate was out of town all weekend though, so I was a little worn out.

and Muppet I'm still curious of the circumstances around sex with a dead person.

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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Asante]
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LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!! :laugh:!!!!!
Too bad my GF went to sleep early tonight.


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
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About 10 hours ago. Boyfriend came for a weekend visit :wink:


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Asante]
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Two weeks ago, wit da ex.


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:heartpump:

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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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Saturday.

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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Asante]
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a couple months ago. actually .. it was most like 6 months ago.


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Asante]
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Oh fuck..
I might be lying...

I had sex in 2002 . ..


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Yesterday morning,was going for like an hour....because I have the LATINO HEAT!!!! booya.


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Asante]
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In 2 hours it will be an hour ago...:grin:


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