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Gumby
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My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck!
#5874227 - 07/18/06 05:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I can't motherfucking believe it. I was telling my best friend how I was going to meet with my ex this Thursday to give her shit back and get mine.
He says "Oh really? Hm"...."Dude, I need to tell you something so that you don't hear it from someone else. That weekend when *girl* was up here we were really drunk and ended up." So I asked him if they had sex and he said yes. And it happened twice.
I'm so motherfucking angry right now words can not express it. I'm fucking livid with my friend, and I seriously hope my ex dies an awful death.
As far as I know, she doesn't know that I've found out. She still thinks we're meeting up this Thursday to trade our stuff. I'll let her think that. I'm going to give her shit back, alright.
I've already planned my revenge. She left a suitcase at my house and a chemistry book that she needs to tutor people next semester. I've taken the liberty of cutting out every important section and equation. I'm also going to write a big note and tape it to the suit case. It'll read something like "To whom ever finds this: It should be known that *girl* had sex with my best friend. She also uses cocaine." She lives with her grandfather and mom. I'll deliver the suitcase right before her grandfather gets up to go to breakfast. He'll find it. I'll put the chemistry book inside of the suitcase with the following letter:
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I’m guessing that Fro told you that I found out about how you two had sex. That’s cool, I’m glad I know. Your grandfather and mother also know. So do my parents and everyone who knows you. Don’t expect another job at Mary's house. Fro might have warned you that I was going to burn your shit. I honestly was, but if I did that I’d be as much of a low down piece of shit as yourself.
To be honest, it didn’t come as a big surprise that you two hooked up. You’re a fucking stupid slut, I knew that after the night at the bar. God knows how many people you’ve fucked since then and what kind of diseases you’ve contracted. I actually feel sorry for Fro because he had sex with your skanky self and probably has what you have now. Oh well, it serves both of you right.
I never expected that you’d be such a low scumbag that you’d have sex with my best friend. I've heard your back on coke again. You are a fucking despicable human being. I’ve never hated anyone more than I hate you.
I head the reason you were upset and acting distant is because I told you about how I went skinny dipping(I also heard you got fat again). You claim it was a “double standard.” Are you so fucking stupid that you done understand the concept of a double standard? I was there watching you slut it up at the bar. You weren’t there with me the night I went skinny dipping. Besides, what I did was completely platonic, you were a whore. There’s a big difference, you fucktard.
I hope your last year at school goes horrible. Knowing your newly acquired alcoholic slut like ways, there’s probably no need to hope for that. I wish nothing but the worst for you in your future. Well, maybe that’s not true. I hope you do get into the Peace Corp. You’ll probably fuck some random guy in Africa and contract AIDS anyway. Just as well, it’d serve you right.
Don’t attempt to contact me ever again. I’ve blocked you by every means possible. As of today, you never existed. I hope everything bad in the world happens to you. Have a horrible, short lived, STD ridden life. Whore.
Oh, by the way, I had sex with the girl from spring break. We also had sex again after you and I were back together. And you know the sex we had after the break up? I had sex with Kate the night before.
Ah yes. Just read that letter again, I feel a little better. I'm going to go lift some weights.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
#5874234 - 07/18/06 05:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've never really been cool with the whole vindictive thing, but if you want to waste your energy getting mad and trying to insult her, go right ahead.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
#5874237 - 07/18/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Did you break up or not? If you did, then why do you give a shit what she does?
I've already planned my revenge.
That's just shitty man.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Silversoul]
#5874238 - 07/18/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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He may have had a bigger dick.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: theuser]
#5874244 - 07/18/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gumby 1 - Whore 0
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Cowgold
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
#5874247 - 07/18/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You may not have, but this is just generally good advice for anyone.
Never share sex details about your girlfriend to a friend. The whole time you're sharing these things: it's being played out in your friends head. If the oppurtunity ever presents it's self, he'll already have a leg up on what she likes.
That shit really sucks.
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Saucerfulofmoon
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Cowgold]
#5874256 - 07/18/06 05:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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True....you should have said she doesn't shave and smells like rotting tuna
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daimyo
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Diploid]
#5874258 - 07/18/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Diploid said: Did you break up or not? If you did, then why do you give a shit what she does?
I've already planned my revenge.
That's just shitty man.
The voice of reason, as usual
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Organic
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
#5874259 - 07/18/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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So he had sex with her after you two broke up?
If so, I would recommend not getting pissy and petty but accepting it.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
#5874281 - 07/18/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ho's be ho's. What can you say? 
Unlike the other responders, I am vindictive as hell. I urge you to take revenge. But, do it in a different way than you have planned.
My most favorite brand of revenge is the "blow off". You have to execute it perfectly though. You can't make it look like you are trying to blow her off. That will just show that she has gotten to you. You need to make it look like you truly don't give a shit about her, her company, or what she does....but that you're trying to be polite. Make it seem like you aren't mad at all. Make it seem like you're trying to be nice and polite...but also make it seem like you're trying to hide the fact that you have absolutely no interest in her at all. I've seen girls crumble from that shit. The most manipulative and evil bitches turn into wounded animals from it. Drop her and never think of her again.
I just did this to a girl some months ago. She contacted me years after she had somewhat dissed me. Her e-mail said, "I've been thinking of you lately". Did she start thinking of me because I had grown several inches and gained about 30 pounds in muscle since high school? Or was it because I had a nice apartment and a fun life as a young guy? Who knows and who cares. This girl had gained about 100 pounds or so and had become a complete loser. I was all polite to her. I asked how she was. I asked her how her family was. I made it seem like I was making small-talk to be nice....but in the background I subtely made it obvious that I did not give a flying fuck about her. After a few e-mails she kind of picked up on it and never contacted me again. I still feel good about that one. I can only hope and pray that she is currently rotting in that shitbag small town she lives in and that she got a horrible feeling in the pit of her stomach as she realized that I didn't give a shit about her. Admittedly, I am a vindictive asshole. 
Revenge rocks!
Edited by RandalFlagg (07/18/06 05:30 PM)
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Gumby
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Organic]
#5874282 - 07/18/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, it was after we broke up, but I know she did it out of spite. She's that kind of person. Knowing that, would you just sit back an accept that she "won?"
As far as my friend goes, fuck him. There's a certain level of respect/trust that best friends should have not fucking your best friends ex a month an a half after the break up is a part of that respect/trust. He broke it, big time.
They both went way over the fucking line of decency and I'm not going to sit back like some idiot and let them both think that what they did was cool.
On a happier note, I'm not going to attach that letter to the suitcase. That's just too low. It's between her and I.
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RuNE
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Organic]
#5874288 - 07/18/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Organic said: So he had sex with her after you two broke up?
If so, I would recommend not getting pissy and petty but accepting it.
Dude, I guess noone's told you yet that there exists an unspoken rule in the world of friends and ex's.
In reality, his friend should have asked first. But the fact that this girl came onto said friend while they were drunk was probably worse. Both parties are guilty really. If this girl is so bad, maybe the letter will sober her up.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5874294 - 07/18/06 05:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: Ho's be ho's. What can you say? 
Unlike the other responders, I am vindictive as hell. I urge you to take revenge. But, do it in a different way than you have planned.
My most favorite brand of revenge is the "blow off". You have to execute it perfectly though. You can't make it look like you are trying to blow her off. That will just show that she has gotten to you. You need to make it look like you truly don't give a shit about her, her company, or what she does....but that you're trying to be polite. Make it seem like you aren't mad at all. Make it seem like you're trying to be nice and polite...but also make it seem like you're trying to hide the fact that you have absolutely no interest in her at all. I've seen girls crumble from that shit. The most manipulative and evil bitches turn into wounded animals from it. Drop the bitch and never think of her again.
I just did this to a girl some months ago. She contacted me years after she had somewhat dissed me. Her e-mail said, "I've been thinking of you lately". Did she start thinking of me because I had grown several inches and gained about 30 pounds in muscle since high school? Or was it because I had a nice apartment and a fun life as a young guy? Who knows and who cares. This bitch had gained about 100 pounds or so and had become a complete loser. I was all polite to her. I asked how she was. I asked her how her family was. I made it seem like I was making small-talk to be nice....but in the background I subtely made it obvious that I did not give a flying fuck about her. After a few e-mails she kind of picked up on it and never contacted me again. I still feel good about that one. I can only hope and pray that she is currently rotting in that shitbag small town she lives in and that she got a horrible feeling in the pit of her stomach as she realized that I didn't give two fucks about her. But, I am a vindictive asshole. 
Revenge rocks!
It's hard to put your emotions and pride aside, but this werks! They freak out about it after a while... especially if she's did it to be a bitch.
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daimyo
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: RuNE]
#5874301 - 07/18/06 05:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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RuNE said: Dude, I guess noone's told you yet that there exists an unspoken rule in the world of friends and ex's.
Not around here. An ex is an ex. No current relationship, who cares. Unless the friend asks you to stay away.
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d33p
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5874310 - 07/18/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Damn, Randall you really took it to that girl. I'm going to need to remember never to get on your bad side so i dont have to experience that kind of wraith.
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RuNE
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: daimyo]
#5874313 - 07/18/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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For some reason, uncountable years of history say otherwise.
But whatever, If you think you can pull it off without any bad consequences, then go ahead.
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Gumby
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5874320 - 07/18/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rock on Randal, that's what I've been doing. That exact thing, talking to her but subtly making it very obvious that she was a thing of the past and I'm moving on and becoming successful.
Her response was to fuck my best friend. And for that, I'll not go quietly.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: d33p]
#5874322 - 07/18/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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d33p said: Damn, Randall you really took it to that girl. I'm going to need to remember never to get on your bad side so i dont have to experience that kind of wraith.
If I like or love you I will walk to the ends of the Earth to stand by your side. If you fuck me over or diss me in an insulting way then I will let you have it.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: daimyo]
#5874324 - 07/18/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i bet you already know this, but if you're viewing it as winning and losing then you've already lost.
anyhow, i would say just get over it. the next girl you'll meet (sounds like you met one already?) will be like a million times better. keep your eyes open and your head straight.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: daimyo]
#5874325 - 07/18/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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daimyo said:
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RuNE said: Dude, I guess noone's told you yet that there exists an unspoken rule in the world of friends and ex's.
Not around here. An ex is an ex. No current relationship, who cares. Unless the friend asks you to stay away.
Same way in miami, although asking or telling before hand would be considered a courtesy.
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