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My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck!
    #5874227 - 07/18/06 05:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I can't motherfucking believe it. I was telling my best friend how I was going to meet with my ex this Thursday to give her shit back and get mine.

He says "Oh really? Hm"...."Dude, I need to tell you something so that you don't hear it from someone else. That weekend when *girl* was up here we were really drunk and ended up."
So I asked him if they had sex and he said yes. And it happened twice.

I'm so motherfucking angry right now words can not express it. I'm fucking livid with my friend, and I seriously hope my ex dies an awful death.

As far as I know, she doesn't know that I've found out. She still thinks we're meeting up this Thursday to trade our stuff. I'll let her think that. I'm going to give her shit back, alright.

I've already planned my revenge.
She left a suitcase at my house and a chemistry book that she needs to tutor people next semester. I've taken the liberty of cutting out every important section and equation. I'm also going to write a big note and tape it to the suit case. It'll read something like "To whom ever finds this: It should be known that *girl* had sex with my best friend. She also uses cocaine." She lives with her grandfather and mom. I'll deliver the suitcase right before her grandfather gets up to go to breakfast. He'll find it. I'll put the chemistry book inside of the suitcase with the following letter:

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I’m guessing that Fro told you that I found out about how you two had sex. That’s cool, I’m glad I know.
Your grandfather and mother also know. So do my parents and everyone who knows you. Don’t expect another job at Mary's house. Fro might have warned you that I was going to burn your shit. I honestly was, but if I did that I’d be as much of a low down piece of shit as yourself.

To be honest, it didn’t come as a big surprise that you two hooked up. You’re a fucking stupid slut, I knew that after the night at the bar. God knows how many people you’ve fucked since then and what kind of diseases you’ve contracted. I actually feel sorry for Fro because he had sex with your skanky self and probably has what you have now. Oh well, it serves both of you right.

I never expected that you’d be such a low scumbag that you’d have sex with my best friend. I've heard your back on coke again. You are a fucking despicable human being. I’ve never hated anyone more than I hate you.

I head the reason you were upset and acting distant is because I told you about how I went skinny dipping(I also heard you got fat again). You claim it was a “double standard.” Are you so fucking stupid that you done understand the concept of a double standard? I was there watching you slut it up at the bar. You weren’t there with me the night I went skinny dipping. Besides, what I did was completely platonic, you were a whore. There’s a big difference, you fucktard.

I hope your last year at school goes horrible. Knowing your newly acquired alcoholic slut like ways, there’s probably no need to hope for that. I wish nothing but the worst for you in your future. Well, maybe that’s not true. I hope you do get into the Peace Corp. You’ll probably fuck some random guy in Africa and contract AIDS anyway. Just as well, it’d serve you right.

Don’t attempt to contact me ever again. I’ve blocked you by every means possible. As of today, you never existed. I hope everything bad in the world happens to you. Have a horrible, short lived, STD ridden life. Whore.

Oh, by the way, I had sex with the girl from spring break. We also had sex again after you and I were back together. And you know the sex we had after the break up? I had sex with Kate the night before.





Ah yes. Just read that letter again, I feel a little better. I'm going to go lift some weights.

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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874234 - 07/18/06 05:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I've never really been cool with the whole vindictive thing, but if you want to waste your energy getting mad and trying to insult her, go right ahead.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874237 - 07/18/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Did you break up or not? If you did, then why do you give a shit what she does?

I've already planned my revenge.

That's just shitty man.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Silversoul]
    #5874238 - 07/18/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

He may have had a bigger dick.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: theuser]
    #5874244 - 07/18/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Gumby 1 - Whore 0


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874247 - 07/18/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

You may not have, but this is just generally good advice for anyone.

Never share sex details about your girlfriend to a friend. The whole time you're sharing these things: it's being played out in your friends head. If the oppurtunity ever presents it's self, he'll already have a leg up on what she likes.


That shit really sucks.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Cowgold]
    #5874256 - 07/18/06 05:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

True....you should have said she doesn't shave and smells like rotting tuna


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Diploid]
    #5874258 - 07/18/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Diploid said:
Did you break up or not? If you did, then why do you give a shit what she does?

I've already planned my revenge.

That's just shitty man.





The voice of reason, as usual :thumbup:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874259 - 07/18/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

So he had sex with her after you two broke up?

If so, I would recommend not getting pissy and petty but accepting it.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874281 - 07/18/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Ho's be ho's.  What can you say?  :shrug:

Unlike the other responders, I am vindictive as hell.  I urge you to take revenge.  But, do it in a different way than you have planned.

My most favorite brand of revenge is the "blow off".  You have to execute it perfectly though.  You can't make it look like you are trying to blow her off.  That will just show that she has gotten to you.  You need to make it look like you truly don't give a shit about her, her company, or what she does....but that you're trying to be polite.  Make it seem like you aren't mad at all.  Make it seem like you're trying to be nice and polite...but also make it seem like you're trying to hide the fact that you have absolutely no interest in her at all.  I've seen girls crumble from that shit.  The most manipulative and evil bitches turn into wounded animals from it.  Drop her and never think of her again.

I just did this to a girl some months ago.  She contacted me years after she had somewhat dissed me.  Her e-mail said, "I've been thinking of you lately".  Did she start thinking of me because I had grown several inches and gained about 30 pounds in muscle since high school?  Or was it because I had a nice apartment and a fun life as a young guy?  Who knows and who cares.  This girl had gained about 100 pounds or so and had become a complete loser.  I was all polite to her.  I asked how she was.  I asked her how her family was.  I made it seem like I was making small-talk to be nice....but in the background I subtely made it obvious that I did not give a flying fuck about her.  After a few e-mails she kind of picked up on it and never contacted me again.  I still feel good about that one.  :smile:  I can only hope and pray that she is currently rotting in that shitbag small town she lives in and that she got a horrible feeling in the pit of her stomach as she realized that I didn't give a shit about her.  Admittedly, I am a vindictive asshole.  :shrug:

Revenge rocks!  :thumbup:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Organic]
    #5874282 - 07/18/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, it was after we broke up, but I know she did it out of spite. She's that kind of person. Knowing that, would you just sit back an accept that she "won?"

As far as my friend goes, fuck him. There's a certain level of respect/trust that best friends should have not fucking your best friends ex a month an a half after the break up is a part of that respect/trust. He broke it, big time.

They both went way over the fucking line of decency and I'm not going to sit back like some idiot and let them both think that what they did was cool.

On a happier note, I'm not going to attach that letter to the suitcase. That's just too low. It's between her and I.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Organic]
    #5874288 - 07/18/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Organic said:
So he had sex with her after you two broke up?

If so, I would recommend not getting pissy and petty but accepting it.




Dude, I guess noone's told you yet that there exists an unspoken rule in the world of friends and ex's.

In reality, his friend should have asked first. But the fact that this girl came onto said friend while they were drunk was probably worse. Both parties are guilty really.
If this girl is so bad, maybe the letter will sober her up.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5874294 - 07/18/06 05:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Ho's be ho's.  What can you say?  :shrug:

Unlike the other responders, I am vindictive as hell.  I urge you to take revenge.  But, do it in a different way than you have planned.

My most favorite brand of revenge is the "blow off".  You have to execute it perfectly though.  You can't make it look like you are trying to blow her off.  That will just show that she has gotten to you.  You need to make it look like you truly don't give a shit about her, her company, or what she does....but that you're trying to be polite.  Make it seem like you aren't mad at all.  Make it seem like you're trying to be nice and polite...but also make it seem like you're trying to hide the fact that you have absolutely no interest in her at all.  I've seen girls crumble from that shit.  The most manipulative and evil bitches turn into wounded animals from it.  Drop the bitch and never think of her again.

I just did this to a girl some months ago.  She contacted me years after she had somewhat dissed me.  Her e-mail said, "I've been thinking of you lately".  Did she start thinking of me because I had grown several inches and gained about 30 pounds in muscle since high school?  Or was it because I had a nice apartment and a fun life as a young guy?  Who knows and who cares.  This bitch had gained about 100 pounds or so and had become a complete loser.  I was all polite to her.  I asked how she was.  I asked her how her family was.  I made it seem like I was making small-talk to be nice....but in the background I subtely made it obvious that I did not give a flying fuck about her.  After a few e-mails she kind of picked up on it and never contacted me again.  I still feel good about that one.  :smile:  I can only hope and pray that she is currently rotting in that shitbag small town she lives in and that she got a horrible feeling in the pit of her stomach as she realized that I didn't give two fucks about her.  But, I am a vindictive asshole.  :shrug:

Revenge rocks!




:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:  It's hard to put your emotions and pride aside, but this werks!  They freak out about it after a while... especially if she's did it to be a bitch.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: RuNE]
    #5874301 - 07/18/06 05:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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RuNE said:
Dude, I guess noone's told you yet that there exists an unspoken rule in the world of friends and ex's.



Not around here. An ex is an ex. No current relationship, who cares. Unless the friend asks you to stay away.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5874310 - 07/18/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Damn, Randall you really took it to that girl. I'm going to need to remember never to get on your bad side so i dont have to experience that kind of wraith. :tongue:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: daimyo]
    #5874313 - 07/18/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

For some reason, uncountable years of history say otherwise.

But whatever, If you think you can pull it off without any bad consequences, then go ahead.

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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5874320 - 07/18/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Rock on Randal, that's what I've been doing. That exact thing, talking to her but subtly making it very obvious that she was a thing of the past and I'm moving on and becoming successful.

Her response was to fuck my best friend. And for that, I'll not go quietly.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: d33p]
    #5874322 - 07/18/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Damn, Randall you really took it to that girl. I'm going to need to remember never to get on your bad side so i dont have to experience that kind of wraith. :tongue:




If I like or love you I will walk to the ends of the Earth to stand by your side.  If you fuck me over or diss me in an insulting way then I will let you have it.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: daimyo]
    #5874324 - 07/18/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i bet you already know this, but if you're viewing it as winning and losing then you've already lost.

anyhow, i would say just get over it. the next girl you'll meet (sounds like you met one already?) will be like a million times better. keep your eyes open and your head straight.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: daimyo]
    #5874325 - 07/18/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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daimyo said:
Quote:

RuNE said:
Dude, I guess noone's told you yet that there exists an unspoken rule in the world of friends and ex's.



Not around here. An ex is an ex. No current relationship, who cares. Unless the friend asks you to stay away.




Same way in miami, although asking or telling before hand would be considered a courtesy.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: daimyo]
    #5874327 - 07/18/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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daimyo said:
Not around here. An ex is an ex. No current relationship, who cares. Unless the friend asks you to stay away.




I did. I knew they were friends after we broke up, so I told him to do me a favor and not hook up with her if he was tempted.

Guess I should have explained more in my first post. Anger makes you forget stuff.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Cowgold]
    #5874329 - 07/18/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Bro's before Bitches. He wanted some pussy, so he went in for the rebound. If he did it, and is suprised your his pissed, its probably because you never told him. You cant really blame him if he never knew your ideals in the first place.

Lose the bitch, but keep your buddies. They are few and far between.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: daimyo]
    #5874331 - 07/18/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Not around here. An ex is an ex. No current relationship, who cares. Unless the friend asks you to stay away.




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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: daimyo]
    #5874332 - 07/18/06 05:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Um, no one has commented on this part of his post yet, so...

You mentioned that you were going to burn her shit, but that would make you as much of a piece of shit as she is so you're not going to do it.

If you believe that this is the case, then won't cutting up her chem book make you a piece of shit as well?


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: ThirdEyeOpening]
    #5874336 - 07/18/06 05:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Woop, just caught the last post. NVM


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874345 - 07/18/06 05:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Rock on Randal, that's what I've been doing. That exact thing, talking to her but subtly making it very obvious that she was a thing of the past and I'm moving on and becoming successful.

Her response was to fuck my best friend. And for that, I'll not go quietly.




This whole "fucking your best friend" thing proves what a worthless bitch she is. You should be thankful that you no longer will have to deal with her. Imagine if you had married her or had a kid with her? *shudder*

Dude...you've worked so hard to cultivate the "blow-off". Don't mess it up now! If you want to make it look like you don't give a flying fuck about her or what she does...make it look like you don't give a shit about this whole incident.

I had an ex once that tried to pull similar shit. I had broken up with her and made it obvious that I didn't want her. This irked the hell out of her. She would call me and talk about how she had fucked this or that guy that she barely knew the night before. I would actually sit there and talk to her about it. I would not sound terribly interested...but I would not tell her to fuck off either. The pure anguish and frustration that she felt because she couldn't get to me was THE BEST REVENGE ever. Oh man...I get a stiffy thinking about that one.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874347 - 07/18/06 05:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

so basically your calling her a slut/whore etc because she had sex after u broke up?...yet u cheated on her while still together twice if I understand u correctly??? u obviously have some unresolved feelings for this girl...u don't get that heated over someone u don't care about anymore...I could care less who my ex's fuck...well I shouldn't say that only cause one of me ex's and I will always be close friends...so I care but not for jealous reasons

ladies and gentlemen I give u your slut  :smirk:

your making yourself look like a jackass bro


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: ThirdEyeOpening]
    #5874349 - 07/18/06 05:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

If he cant respect your feelings, after being a good friend, fuck him. And for her, just a bitch, fuckem and leave them, unless they are a real person. She doesnt sound like one tho.

Also, dont sink to her level, just give her back all of her shit, and get yours back and leave it at that. Anything more is just lemon juce on a wound, and will only make the breakup that much more painfull and longer.

Scratch her from your mind and remember the lessons if any that you experianced with her, and move on.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5874360 - 07/18/06 05:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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My most favorite brand of revenge is the "blow off". You have to execute it perfectly though. You can't make it look like you are trying to blow her off. That will just show that she has gotten to you. You need to make it look like you truly don't give a shit about her, her company, or what she does....but that you're trying to be polite. Make it seem like you aren't mad at all. Make it seem like you're trying to be nice and polite...but also make it seem like you're trying to hide the fact that you have absolutely no interest in her at all. I've seen girls crumble from that shit. The most manipulative and evil bitches turn into wounded animals from it. Drop her and never think of her again.




i did this just recently...except i was acting,haha...

it does work to an unbelievable extent.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: CaptainH13]
    #5874374 - 07/18/06 05:50 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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I did this just recently...except i was acting,haha...

it does work to an unbelievable extent.




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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5874379 - 07/18/06 05:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Not around here. An ex is an ex. No current relationship, who cares. Unless the friend asks you to stay away.







same here, I took my best friends ex to prom, though I did talk to him about it beforehand.

but in my defense, I didn't have sex with her, she got drunk and passed out early so I hooked up with someone else.

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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5874382 - 07/18/06 05:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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so basically your calling her a slut/whore etc because she had sex after u broke up?...yet u cheated on her while still together twice if I understand u correctly???




Funny thing about that. I didn't have sex with the chick on spring break. Never have. She saw some pictures where her and I were too "close" on spring break and she found out we slept in the same bed. She got all up set about it even though we weren't together at the time. She forbade me from ever seeing or talking to that girl again.

As far as sex with Kate goes, we didn't have sex after the break up. We hooked up but no sex. And it was shortly before the ex and I had the post break up sex.

Basically, I know how to push her buttons and I'm hitting them with a sledge hammer.

As far as the "best" friend goes, I'll get over it, but never forgive him. He feels awful about it. But I keep asking my self, how awful can he really feel if he did it twice? Meh.

I should have known I would have gotten a general message of disapproval on this site. I'm probably a good bit more conservative than most people on this site. I don't buy into karma. I have no hippie in me, unfortunately.

I'm just a vengeful mother fucker. You bite me, I'll stab you. That's just how I am.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874391 - 07/18/06 05:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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I'm just a vengeful mother fucker. You bite me, I'll stab you. That's just how I am.




Fuck yeah. It's the American way. If you don't stand up for yourself prepare to be walked all over.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5874396 - 07/18/06 05:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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so basically your calling her a slut/whore etc because she had sex after u broke up?...yet u cheated on her while still together twice if I understand u correctly??? u obviously have some unresolved feelings for this girl...u don't get that heated over someone u don't care about anymore...I could care less who my ex's fuck...well I shouldn't say that only cause one of me ex's and I will always be close friends...so I care but not for jealous reasons

ladies and gentlemen I give u your slut  :smirk:

your making yourself look like a jackass bro




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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Saucerfulofmoon]
    #5874431 - 07/18/06 06:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

its just sex.

lets all get back in touch with our evolution and realize that sex only has the social constraints and emotions that we give it.

most people have sex because its fun and it feels good. who cares who sleeps with who.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874451 - 07/18/06 06:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Rule #1 about breaking up with a worthless significant other (this goes for men and women): Never let them know that they have gotten to you.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874463 - 07/18/06 06:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Damn bro I'm very sorry to hear about this. However I don't agree with you getting her grandfather all worked up over it, that's not cool. He didn't do anything wrong.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874469 - 07/18/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Don’t attempt to contact me ever again. I’ve blocked you by every means possible. As of today, you never existed. I hope everything bad in the world happens to you. Have a horrible, short lived, STD ridden life. Whore.

Oh, by the way, I had sex with the girl from spring break. We also had sex again after you and I were back together. And you know the sex we had after the break up? I had sex with Kate the night before.





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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5874472 - 07/18/06 06:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Damn bro I'm very sorry to hear about this. However I don't agree with you getting her grandfather all worked up over it, that's not cool. He didn't do anything wrong.




:lol:  I'd pay to see his face when he finds out that his grand-daughter has been hopping on dicks left and right.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5874480 - 07/18/06 06:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Rule #1 about breaking up with a worthless significant other (this goes for men and women): Never let them know that they have gotten to you.




he's got a good point here,people..

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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: CaptainH13]
    #5874488 - 07/18/06 06:20 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Rule #1 about breaking up with a worthless significant other (this goes for men and women): Never let them know that they have gotten to you.




he's got a good point here,people..

hah...Randel knows whats what...




Yes, letting a woman know that she's gotten to you makes her believe that she's "won" and has some sort of control over your mind. It's always best to act as if you could give a fuck less what she does.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Diploid]
    #5874492 - 07/18/06 06:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Did you break up or not? If you did, then why do you give a shit what she does?

I've already planned my revenge.

That's just shitty man.





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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: fearfect]
    #5874501 - 07/18/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

it think it goes both ways...it depends who it is and how u feel about them...I think theres definitely a difference between fuckin and making love


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5874503 - 07/18/06 06:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Dude, i think thats just about perfect revenge and I would personally do the same thing. After i went to college my gf and I broke up and I found out that she fucked this guy i didnt like a week or so later and I felt the same way you do.. eventhough it wasnt my best friend. So fuck what these stoned out hippies say and get your revenge because not only will it make you feel better... but it'll let her know how shitty she is, and for what she did.. she deserves it.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5874508 - 07/18/06 06:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Damn bro I'm very sorry to hear about this. However I don't agree with you getting her grandfather all worked up over it, that's not cool. He didn't do anything wrong.




I'm not going to involve him. That's just too low. I revised the letter to be less... childish and more to the point. Very few cuss words and such.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874509 - 07/18/06 06:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

As much as you might hate them both right now, adding negativity to the already bad situation doesn't change anything that happened. You might feel that an angry letter and destruction of her property will bring you some satisfaction, but is it really worth it?


Dealing with her:

You said you were broken up when she had sex with your friend, so that's not really the issue, as you weren't together any longer, she can have sex all she wants. Your problem (if i understand correctly) is that she did it vindictively to try to cause you pain. I have 2 questions on this for you:

1) Was she really trying to be vindictive? Why didn't she rub it in your face if this was the case?

2) If she was being vindictive, wouldn't letting her see your anger and pain just feed into her objectives and leave you full of rage, leaving her feeling satisfied?


Dealing with him:

You clearly asked him not to mess with her, and he betrayed your trust. He's an asshole for that. It doesn't sound like he told you because he felt guilty about it... It seems like he told you because he was worried that you'd find out from her. I would distance myself from him for a while... Maybe you guys will be able to work things out... In his defense, it would have been much worse if he had fucked her while you two were dating.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: hempknight]
    #5874513 - 07/18/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I'd kick my best friend's ass into next year. Then I'd verbally destroy my ex in front of a group of mutual friends. Nothing beats public humiliation. Send 'er to the proverbial stocks.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: FalseAlternative]
    #5874519 - 07/18/06 06:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

tell her you have AIDS.

that's sweet revenge right there.








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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: hempknight]
    #5874522 - 07/18/06 06:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

yes. let her know that you don't think she should be allowed the freedom to fuck who she pleases. ESPECIALLY when she isn't in any kind of commitment or whatever.

let her know YOU RULE HER.

get a new cell phone and give her the number so she can call you whenever she's horny for some guy so she can check if its ok for her to fuck him. it can be you guys' fuck fone.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5874541 - 07/18/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

fuck winning...I refuse to get caught up in "the game" I've been told its a must etc...but I have found a girl who feels exactly the same as I do...and I feel love for her and connect with her in a way I thought existed only in fairytales

I prefer honesty above all else...in the end no matter what comes of it(and trust me being honest all the time is NOT always easy) at least u know it was pure...and when u find someone who feels and functions the same way...well its something u have to feel for yourself I can't put it into words


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874556 - 07/18/06 06:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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I head the reason you were upset and acting distant is because I told you about how I went skinny dipping(I also heard you got fat again).





AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874558 - 07/18/06 06:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

girls are NOTORIOUS for fucking your friends after you breakup. its their favorite revenge tactic.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5874560 - 07/18/06 06:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Randal is as close to being a chick as a straight(?) man can get.  That's his secret.  Nothing special.  :grin:

Seriously though, he is right.  Don't take any drastic physical actions.  It's all about the attitude.  Once a bitch knows she's got no effect on you, that your life does not ebb and flow around her self-induced drama, she can't handle it.  It's one of the weirdest things I've ever seen, but it's reality. 

If you set out to accomplish drastic actions, you're only proving yourself that she still affects you.  You could kill her dog, but she'd be fine with it because you did it thinking about her and how much she fucked with you.

DO NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID, or you lose.  Simple. :cool:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: deryl]
    #5874566 - 07/18/06 06:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

drunken commentary is the best. :yesnod:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874567 - 07/18/06 06:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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I hope you do get into the Peace Corp. You’ll probably fuck some random guy in Africa and contract AIDS anyway. Just as well, it’d serve you right.





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Oh, by the way, I had sex with the girl from spring break. We also had sex again after you and I were back together. And you know the sex we had after the break up? I had sex with Kate the night before.





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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5874570 - 07/18/06 06:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Haha. Yeah, I love Gumby's posts.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5874584 - 07/18/06 06:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

id punch him in the face


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    #5874591 - 07/18/06 06:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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id punch him in the face




Who, Randal or Gumby?


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: eris]
    #5874592 - 07/18/06 06:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Both, why not?  :smirk:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5874596 - 07/18/06 06:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Hmm, well Gumby is one big dude :lol: I don't think i'll be messing with him any time soon,


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874597 - 07/18/06 06:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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There's a certain level of respect/trust that best friends should have not fucking your best friends ex a month an a half after the break up is a part of that respect/trust. He broke it, big time.




Month and a half?!! I could see if you broke up on wednesday and he fucked her on friday, but a month and a half??? That's more than long enough to not fuck someone who happens to be free just based on a friendly respect thing. I'd say 2-3 weeks would be plenty really.

Go fuck someone else and get over it already.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: eris]
    #5874600 - 07/18/06 06:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Big dudes knock themselves out when they fall.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5874603 - 07/18/06 06:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

It's trying to make them fall that's the tricky part.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874609 - 07/18/06 06:50 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i'm still sticking too fresh roadkill in the suitcase, an said roadkill suitcase left in the atlanta heat for a few days ... let it stew.

short note, comparing her to the roadkill, yadda yaddam, less name calling. let her know she is dead to you, etc. she'll more than likely open the suitcase in her room. that smell lingers for quite some time. not only that, but the suitcase and whatever is in it will be ruined. ^_~


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5874613 - 07/18/06 06:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Mmmm nothing like the fredsh smell of stewed roadkill :drooling:

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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5874619 - 07/18/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Now that's nothing short of a brilliant idea. :yesnod: :thumbup:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5874630 - 07/18/06 06:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

a month and a half is better than the 5 days my ex gave me before 'officially' dating his coworker. after being together for over a year and him breaking up with me, i got 5 days. count yourself lucky, Gumby.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5874638 - 07/18/06 06:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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i'm still sticking too fresh roadkill in the suitcase, an said roadkill suitcase left in the atlanta heat for a few days ... let it stew.

short note, comparing her to the roadkill, yadda yaddam, less name calling. let her know she is dead to you, etc. she'll more than likely open the suitcase in her room. that smell lingers for quite some time. not only that, but the suitcase and whatever is in it will be ruined. ^_~





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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5874643 - 07/18/06 06:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i was already talking to Gumby about this but i thought i would post about it as well.

also, what do you expect Matt, for me to dish out retarded ideas? i'm female, and therefore naturally evil.


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    #5874648 - 07/18/06 06:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i'm just creative.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874658 - 07/18/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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I can't motherfucking believe it. I was telling my best friend how I was going to meet with my ex this Thursday to give her shit back and get mine.

He says "Oh really? Hm"...."Dude, I need to tell you something so that you don't hear it from someone else. That weekend when *girl* was up here we were really drunk and ended up."
So I asked him if they had sex and he said yes. And it happened twice.

I'm so motherfucking angry right now words can not express it. I'm fucking livid with my friend, and I seriously hope my ex dies an awful death.

As far as I know, she doesn't know that I've found out. She still thinks we're meeting up this Thursday to trade our stuff. I'll let her think that. I'm going to give her shit back, alright.

I've already planned my revenge.
She left a suitcase at my house and a chemistry book that she needs to tutor people next semester. I've taken the liberty of cutting out every important section and equation. I'm also going to write a big note and tape it to the suit case. It'll read something like "To whom ever finds this: It should be known that *girl* had sex with my best friend. She also uses cocaine." She lives with her grandfather and mom. I'll deliver the suitcase right before her grandfather gets up to go to breakfast. He'll find it. I'll put the chemistry book inside of the suitcase with the following letter:

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I’m guessing that Fro told you that I found out about how you two had sex. That’s cool, I’m glad I know.
Your grandfather and mother also know. So do my parents and everyone who knows you. Don’t expect another job at Mary's house. Fro might have warned you that I was going to burn your shit. I honestly was, but if I did that I’d be as much of a low down piece of shit as yourself.

To be honest, it didn’t come as a big surprise that you two hooked up. You’re a fucking stupid slut, I knew that after the night at the bar. God knows how many people you’ve fucked since then and what kind of diseases you’ve contracted. I actually feel sorry for Fro because he had sex with your skanky self and probably has what you have now. Oh well, it serves both of you right.

I never expected that you’d be such a low scumbag that you’d have sex with my best friend. I've heard your back on coke again. You are a fucking despicable human being. I’ve never hated anyone more than I hate you.

I head the reason you were upset and acting distant is because I told you about how I went skinny dipping(I also heard you got fat again). You claim it was a “double standard.” Are you so fucking stupid that you done understand the concept of a double standard? I was there watching you slut it up at the bar. You weren’t there with me the night I went skinny dipping. Besides, what I did was completely platonic, you were a whore. There’s a big difference, you fucktard.

I hope your last year at school goes horrible. Knowing your newly acquired alcoholic slut like ways, there’s probably no need to hope for that. I wish nothing but the worst for you in your future. Well, maybe that’s not true. I hope you do get into the Peace Corp. You’ll probably fuck some random guy in Africa and contract AIDS anyway. Just as well, it’d serve you right.

Don’t attempt to contact me ever again. I’ve blocked you by every means possible. As of today, you never existed. I hope everything bad in the world happens to you. Have a horrible, short lived, STD ridden life. Whore.

Oh, by the way, I had sex with the girl from spring break. We also had sex again after you and I were back together. And you know the sex we had after the break up? I had sex with Kate the night before.





Ah yes. Just read that letter again, I feel a little better. I'm going to go lift some weights.

Comments?





Why the hell you so bent up? Bro before ho ya know.... You already were nto dating her right?

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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5874660 - 07/18/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

if you're going to start sending dead stuff, why not just cut the "friend who slept with her"s head off and mail it to her. :tongue:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: eris]
    #5874668 - 07/18/06 07:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i'm suddenly starting to enjoy this thread..


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5874672 - 07/18/06 07:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

your not evil...your definitely a lil twisted...but not in a stalker kinda way...your like cute evil...meh thats the best I got

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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: RuNE]
    #5874687 - 07/18/06 07:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Gumby sorry to hear that man :frown: That really sucks. I think if you didnt do anything though and just completly ignored her it might hurt her worse than if you tried to get revenge. She might look at you trying to get back at her as a sign of still having feelings for her.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: eris]
    #5874692 - 07/18/06 07:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

because then you can't compare her to roadkill, DUH!

"this roadkill represtents your vagina, have a nice day."


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5874697 - 07/18/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

you're just jealous of my genius.


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    #5874701 - 07/18/06 07:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Sure you can, just get a little creative, mutilate it... slice it, dice it, blend it, let it rot. Make a sculpture out of it.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: eris]
    #5874716 - 07/18/06 07:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

nah, the best friend is better than she is. regardless of the fact that it takes two to tango.

besides, roadkill is more plausible, at least Gumby wouldn't have to worry about murder charges.


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    #5874738 - 07/18/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Bleh, death, murder, kill!


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: eris]
    #5874742 - 07/18/06 07:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

here! here!


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: eris]
    #5874744 - 07/18/06 07:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i'll take you people hunting later, honny.


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    #5874784 - 07/18/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i would try fittin the suitcase in the belly of some roadkill.


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    #5874790 - 07/18/06 07:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i jus tried picturing that and im laughin my ass off, i entertain myself way to easily


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    #5874793 - 07/18/06 07:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Sounds fun, what will we be hunting? :naughty:


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    #5874799 - 07/18/06 07:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

die-hard Republicans.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5874860 - 07/18/06 07:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
I've already planned my revenge.




Why? You aren't with her anymore, who cares? Being a vindictive prick about it won't make her love you more, it won't solve any of your problems and it will only show her that she still has the upper hand, that she can pull your strings and get a reaction.
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Your grandfather and mother also know. So do my parents and everyone who knows you. Don’t expect another job at Mary's house. Fro might have warned you that I was going to burn your shit. I honestly was, but if I did that I’d be as much of a low down piece of shit as yourself.
[/qoute]
You told her grandfather that she had sex with someone? Don't you think thats a little bit like, high-school-ish of you? Thats really sad, I hope that she has a brother or a friend that comes over and kicks your ass. Snitches get stitches.
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To be honest, it didn’t come as a big surprise that you two hooked up. You’re a fucking stupid slut, I knew that after the night at the bar.




So why bother fucking with her like that?
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I never expected that you’d be such a low scumbag that you’d have sex with my best friend. I've heard your back on coke again. You are a fucking despicable human being. I’ve never hated anyone more than I hate you.




Despicable scumbag coke whores don't care that you hate them.
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Don’t attempt to contact me ever again. I’ve blocked you by every means possible.





A big letter "G"
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As of today, you never existed.




A big letter "A"
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I hope everything bad in the world happens to you. Have a horrible, short lived, STD ridden life. Whore.




And a big letter "Y". Thats really pathetic to say tos omeone. If shes as big of a whore as you seem to want us to believe she is, then she won't care. Also, persuant to KOTT's excellent point in another forum/thread yesterday, you don't wanna be the psycho ex boyfriend that she goes and whines to to her new boy friends.
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Oh, by the way, I had sex with the girl from spring break.




This letter seems like you took every breakup letter from myspace, mixed it with two emo songs, boiled off the water and wrote down the distillate. It's really sad man, seriously, you'll feel like a tool if you send this letter. Best thing to do, NEVER SPEAK WITH HER AGAIN.
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We also had sex again after you and I were back together. And you know the sex we had after the break up? I had sex with Kate the night before.



So you are so mad at her for cheating on you that you are confessing that you cheated on her? A few times?
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Comments?



I hope I don't get banned for flaming, you asked for comments and I gave them. Suck it up, don't destroy someone elses property and don't be a big beefy pussy about this.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
    #5874878 - 07/18/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Exactly. You NEVER want to be the psycho ex-boyfriend. Not only will the girl talk about you for years, but you'll just look like an idiot.


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    #5874901 - 07/18/06 07:43 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

fuck I'm transparent! /me bows down to da sloth


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
    #5874911 - 07/18/06 07:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

Gumby said:
I've already planned my revenge.




Why? You aren't with her anymore, who cares? Being a vindictive prick about it won't make her love you more, it won't solve any of your problems and it will only show her that she still has the upper hand, that she can pull your strings and get a reaction.
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Your grandfather and mother also know. So do my parents and everyone who knows you. Don’t expect another job at Mary's house. Fro might have warned you that I was going to burn your shit. I honestly was, but if I did that I’d be as much of a low down piece of shit as yourself.
[/qoute]
You told her grandfather that she had sex with someone? Don't you think thats a little bit like, high-school-ish of you? Thats really sad, I hope that she has a brother or a friend that comes over and kicks your ass. Snitches get stitches.
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To be honest, it didn’t come as a big surprise that you two hooked up. You’re a fucking stupid slut, I knew that after the night at the bar.




So why bother fucking with her like that?
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I never expected that you’d be such a low scumbag that you’d have sex with my best friend. I've heard your back on coke again. You are a fucking despicable human being. I’ve never hated anyone more than I hate you.




Despicable scumbag coke whores don't care that you hate them.
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Don’t attempt to contact me ever again. I’ve blocked you by every means possible.





A big letter "G"
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As of today, you never existed.




A big letter "A"
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I hope everything bad in the world happens to you. Have a horrible, short lived, STD ridden life. Whore.




And a big letter "Y". Thats really pathetic to say tos omeone. If shes as big of a whore as you seem to want us to believe she is, then she won't care. Also, persuant to KOTT's excellent point in another forum/thread yesterday, you don't wanna be the psycho ex boyfriend that she goes and whines to to her new boy friends.
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Oh, by the way, I had sex with the girl from spring break.




This letter seems like you took every breakup letter from myspace, mixed it with two emo songs, boiled off the water and wrote down the distillate. It's really sad man, seriously, you'll feel like a tool if you send this letter. Best thing to do, NEVER SPEAK WITH HER AGAIN.
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We also had sex again after you and I were back together. And you know the sex we had after the break up? I had sex with Kate the night before.



So you are so mad at her for cheating on you that you are confessing that you cheated on her? A few times?
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Comments?



I hope I don't get banned for flaming, you asked for comments and I gave them. Suck it up, don't destroy someone elses property and don't be a big beefy pussy about this.




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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5875049 - 07/18/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I started penning my response before reading the entire post. The reply was of the don't-waste-your-energy variety. My opinion is that an ex is an ex and thus fair game but male friends should definitely have the common sense to ask if it's OK.

But then I read the whole thing. Gumby, you cheated on her twice and you're pissed that she had sex with a friend after you broke up?

Wow. That's chutzpah.

IMO, cheating on a lover is one of the absolute shittiest things you can do to another human being.

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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: splifner180]
    #5875198 - 07/18/06 08:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I understand what you are trying to say, but I like Gumby and felt the need to post something sarcastic to try and cheer him up rather than point out things that might or might not be wrong.

Some people just need a place to share things that may stay bottled up to make themselves feel better. I know that I have made rant posts before and it felt better to get some things out.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: absolute zero]
    #5875223 - 07/18/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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absolute_zero said:
As much as you might hate them both right now, adding negativity to the already bad situation doesn't change anything that happened. You might feel that an angry letter and destruction of her property will bring you some satisfaction, but is it really worth it?


Dealing with her:

You said you were broken up when she had sex with your friend, so that's not really the issue, as you weren't together any longer, she can have sex all she wants. Your problem (if i understand correctly) is that she did it vindictively to try to cause you pain. I have 2 questions on this for you:

1) Was she really trying to be vindictive? Why didn't she rub it in your face if this was the case?

2) If she was being vindictive, wouldn't letting her see your anger and pain just feed into her objectives and leave you full of rage, leaving her feeling satisfied?


Dealing with him:

You clearly asked him not to mess with her, and he betrayed your trust. He's an asshole for that. It doesn't sound like he told you because he felt guilty about it... It seems like he told you because he was worried that you'd find out from her. I would distance myself from him for a while... Maybe you guys will be able to work things out... In his defense, it would have been much worse if he had fucked her while you two were dating.




1. Yes, she really did it to "get back at me." Like I said, thats the kind of person she is. She's too much like me, although I'd never stoop to that level.

2. No, like I said, she's a lot like I am. My letter will leave her feeling like the most awful person in the world and angry. That's exactly what I want.

As for him, he has been torn up about it. I've known him for so long that I know exactly how he reacts to things. He got a girl pregnant, she got an abortion, then she died in a car accident. He's been acting very similar to the way he did then, he felt awful when that happened. He smoked a lot of pot and was self destructive then. It's been the same this time around. He's become a pothead since that happened, and he also has had horrible stomach problems. He has IBS just like I do. I know the IBS triggers. Guiltand anxiety will completely destroy someone's stomach/GI tract when they have IBS. He's been 100% miserable the past few weeks. Physical manifestations of a medical condition tell me that he's truly upset about the situation. Because of that, I can get over what he did with time, but I will NEVER forgive him.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5875261 - 07/18/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i feel for ya bro!

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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5875298 - 07/18/06 08:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

It might just be me, but I don't see how you can be sooooo angry over an ex-girlfriend. On the other hand sluts need to get theres in the end.


Do it! Let us know how she responds. I like the revenge factor, but I just don't see how you can be so angry.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: despisedicon]
    #5875328 - 07/18/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

but shes not a fuckin slut...she didn't cheat...

"IMO, cheating on a lover is one of the absolute shittiest things you can do to another human being."

I agree completely...no wonder rhys considers u a good friend :smile:

cheating is so fuckin horrible...how can u put someone through that kinda pain that u love...I just dont' get it...I've had chances to cheat where theres no way in hell I would get caught and had full oppurtunity(girl rubbin herself in front of me while tellin me she loves to jerk off to porn and have casual sex) and I was in an online relationship at the time with someone who would have never met this girl...but I told her that I couldn't...that I was seeing someone and I don't cheat

she said she respected my decision but she got really pissed off at me the next day for nothing and has never been the same with me since..../me shrugs oh well


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: splifner180]
    #5875341 - 07/18/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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But then I read the whole thing. Gumby, you cheated on her twice and you're pissed that she had sex with a friend after you broke up?

Wow. That's chutzpah.

IMO, cheating on a lover is one of the absolute shittiest things you can do to another human being.

splif




But I didn't I said that shit out of spite. Read the whole post. I'd NEVER cheat on a girl. I'm a much more decent human being than that.


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    #5875357 - 07/18/06 09:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

rhysaboveit?  Shes cool to talk to.  Where has see been?  I sent her a PM last night, about that thread in P.E. It was some girl needing advice.

Long story short, it was probably the only post you will see the words

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    #5875401 - 07/18/06 09:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

shes out with friends right now...probably be back soon but I dunno for sure


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    #5875447 - 07/18/06 09:32 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I just remembered I have pr0n pics with her, is that a bad thing?

Edit: I am drunk. Uh oh.


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    #5875452 - 07/18/06 09:32 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

no way man...heres your chance to get even! jk man..but I'd keep em lol


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    #5875467 - 07/18/06 09:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:evil:

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    #5875470 - 07/18/06 09:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

post 'em up jack!  :naughty:


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    #5875494 - 07/18/06 09:43 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Fuck it, I'll do it. I'm a decent human being, though. I'll edit it so you don't know sho she is. Give me a few minutes.


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    #5875505 - 07/18/06 09:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

no offence but by being this mad that makes Gumby = 0 and "Whore" = 1.. IMHO.... be a man about it and brush it off... that bitch is tricken you...


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    #5875520 - 07/18/06 09:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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    #5875522 - 07/18/06 09:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

shhh lol we're about to get some pr0n pics no upsetting gumby :smile:


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    #5875529 - 07/18/06 09:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:popcorn:


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    #5875534 - 07/18/06 09:50 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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    #5875537 - 07/18/06 09:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

This should be good, hopefully Gumby comes through. 

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    #5875538 - 07/18/06 09:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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    #5875579 - 07/18/06 10:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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This should be good, hopefully Gumby comes through. 

:monopoly:

I donno why.




And he did. Apparently I deleted a few more pic than I thought, but whatevs.

Here you go:





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    #5875584 - 07/18/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Nice, so who took the pictures?

By the way, I'm not doing a thing to it as far as editing/moving or whatever :rofl2:


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    #5875595 - 07/18/06 10:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

You sir have some balls.  Gumby did come through, and I have seen his penis.  Shes pretty cute.  I enjoyed the pictures.  :cheer:  :cheer:  :cheer:

Got any full boob shots of her, I think the OTD guys would enjoy them.  :boobs:


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    #5875601 - 07/18/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I posted a pic of my balls in some girls mouth in here once. :lol:


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    #5875603 - 07/18/06 10:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

/searching Eris's posts.


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    #5875631 - 07/18/06 10:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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You sir have some balls.  Gumby did come through, and I have seen his penis.  Shes pretty cute.  I enjoyed the pictures.  :cheer:  :cheer:  :cheer:

Got any full boob shots of her, I think the OTD guys would enjoy them.  :boobs:




Neg, no full boob shot. They weren't that great anyway.

Of course I came through. I might be a vengeful/evil motherfucker... But I'm a man of my word, respect, and honesty. I don't put that on the line.
I may be angry, but I respect keeping to my word and won't sacrifice the sanctity of honesty and friendship. Fuck people who betray that.

Edit: I've got a pic of my balls on here too :x I took most of the pictures. Her camera though. Haha.


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    #5875632 - 07/18/06 10:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks. Picture 2 fit on my hard drive.


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    #5875654 - 07/18/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: That's cool as hell bro... She did you dirty, and you have made her the star of the shroomery.. A+  man


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    #5875667 - 07/18/06 10:20 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

That's fucking hilarious bro. Does she get on the Shroomery by any chance? It would make it much more evil if she happened to stumble upon that post. :rotfl:


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    #5875684 - 07/18/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Hah, she used to. I doubt she'd check it anymore.


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    #5875690 - 07/18/06 10:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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But I'm a man of my word, respect, and honesty. I don't put that on the line.
I may be angry, but I respect keeping to my word and won't sacrifice the sanctity of honesty and friendship. Fuck people who betray that.

Edit: I've got a pic of my balls on here too :x I took most of the pictures. Her camera though. Haha.




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    #5875694 - 07/18/06 10:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Email her the link to your post, hahaha.


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    #5875701 - 07/18/06 10:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Email her the link to your post, hahaha.




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    #5875710 - 07/18/06 10:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

DUDE! You need to grammer/spell check that letter PRONTO!!!

So you don't look like the fool!


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    #5875720 - 07/18/06 10:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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DUDE! You need to grammer/spell check that letter PRONTO!!!

So you don't look like the fool!




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    #5875722 - 07/18/06 10:32 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Gumby; I'm going to give you reasons why this shouldnt bother you much:

1. They were drunk
2. He obviously isnt your bestfriend
3. You're not with her anymore
4. The worse you think of it the worse it is

So why do you want to get even ? You'd only be causing more trouble, and is that what anyone needs after all this?


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    #5875732 - 07/18/06 10:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

He needs to go get himself some decent ass pronto. It's the medicine for this.


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    #5875741 - 07/18/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Hah, she used to. I doubt she'd check it anymore.




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    #5875746 - 07/18/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

now that ive seen the porn pics

Gumby - 2
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    #5875760 - 07/18/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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    #5875766 - 07/18/06 10:43 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Fuck her dude.
Wait, you did :grin:
Half mission accomplished.
Own her,
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Fucking Gumby is a tall dude... He could choke slam the bitch if he wanted to..


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I got his back, and anyone that fucks with him is fucking with me.
I've seen his full picture with his girl, both faces in all.
Love ain't worth it right now.

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    #5875807 - 07/18/06 10:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

ok, sorry didn't read much, just got done reading every post, so you're not going to send the letter.

Well if you do fix it up man!!!

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    #5875827 - 07/18/06 11:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Fuck with him... Hell i am praising Gumby dude... That was bad ass..  :smirk:


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    #5875991 - 07/18/06 11:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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ok, sorry didn't read much, just got done reading every post, so you're not going to send the letter.

Well if you do fix it up man!!!

Anymore pictures?




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    #5876008 - 07/18/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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But I didn't I said that shit out of spite. Read the whole post. I'd NEVER cheat on a girl. I'm a much more decent human being than that.




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    #5876014 - 07/18/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Shes got a sexy pussy.


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    #5876016 - 07/18/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Ah man, that's really fucked up.. I know. .

One of my best friends had sex with my ex-girlfriend (while I was still dating her).. he was tripping on DXM . . and that's the only reason why I can forgive him, it was fucked up.


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Sins schmins. I deleted that part from the letter I'm sending her anyway.


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    #5876196 - 07/19/06 12:40 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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I can't motherfucking believe it. I was telling my best friend how I was going to meet with my ex this Thursday to give her shit back and get mine.

He says "Oh really? Hm"...."Dude, I need to tell you something so that you don't hear it from someone else. That weekend when *girl* was up here we were really drunk and ended up."
So I asked him if they had sex and he said yes. And it happened twice.

I'm so motherfucking angry right now words can not express it. I'm fucking livid with my friend, and I seriously hope my ex dies an awful death.

As far as I know, she doesn't know that I've found out. She still thinks we're meeting up this Thursday to trade our stuff. I'll let her think that. I'm going to give her shit back, alright.

I've already planned my revenge.
She left a suitcase at my house and a chemistry book that she needs to tutor people next semester. I've taken the liberty of cutting out every important section and equation. I'm also going to write a big note and tape it to the suit case. It'll read something like "To whom ever finds this: It should be known that *girl* had sex with my best friend. She also uses cocaine." She lives with her grandfather and mom. I'll deliver the suitcase right before her grandfather gets up to go to breakfast. He'll find it. I'll put the chemistry book inside of the suitcase with the following letter:

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I’m guessing that Fro told you that I found out about how you two had sex. That’s cool, I’m glad I know.
Your grandfather and mother also know. So do my parents and everyone who knows you. Don’t expect another job at Mary's house. Fro might have warned you that I was going to burn your shit. I honestly was, but if I did that I’d be as much of a low down piece of shit as yourself.

To be honest, it didn’t come as a big surprise that you two hooked up. You’re a fucking stupid slut, I knew that after the night at the bar. God knows how many people you’ve fucked since then and what kind of diseases you’ve contracted. I actually feel sorry for Fro because he had sex with your skanky self and probably has what you have now. Oh well, it serves both of you right.

I never expected that you’d be such a low scumbag that you’d have sex with my best friend. I've heard your back on coke again. You are a fucking despicable human being. I’ve never hated anyone more than I hate you.

I head the reason you were upset and acting distant is because I told you about how I went skinny dipping(I also heard you got fat again). You claim it was a “double standard.” Are you so fucking stupid that you done understand the concept of a double standard? I was there watching you slut it up at the bar. You weren’t there with me the night I went skinny dipping. Besides, what I did was completely platonic, you were a whore. There’s a big difference, you fucktard.

I hope your last year at school goes horrible. Knowing your newly acquired alcoholic slut like ways, there’s probably no need to hope for that. I wish nothing but the worst for you in your future. Well, maybe that’s not true. I hope you do get into the Peace Corp. You’ll probably fuck some random guy in Africa and contract AIDS anyway. Just as well, it’d serve you right.

Don’t attempt to contact me ever again. I’ve blocked you by every means possible. As of today, you never existed. I hope everything bad in the world happens to you. Have a horrible, short lived, STD ridden life. Whore.

Oh, by the way, I had sex with the girl from spring break. We also had sex again after you and I were back together. And you know the sex we had after the break up? I had sex with Kate the night before.





Ah yes. Just read that letter again, I feel a little better. I'm going to go lift some weights.

Comments?




DUDE





care if i plagiarize that letter? i just caught my ex, again today... after her telling me she wants to marry me last night.

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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5876212 - 07/19/06 12:47 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Gumby  :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2:

My best friends ex offered me some once. Sex is not worth betraying someone who has always been there through thick and thin.


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    #5876222 - 07/19/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Iamthewalrus writes:
"I agree completely...no wonder rhys considers u a good friend"

Aww. You know Rhys? Where is that woman? Her AIM icon is sorely missed.

Gumby writes:
"But I didn't I said that shit out of spite. Read the whole post. I'd NEVER cheat on a girl. I'm a much more decent human being than that. "

Wups. Shit. My bad. I have a tendency to miss details like that.

In that case I can only suggest that karma is a bitch. Whenever I dislike someone enough to want to do damage, I think to myself, "what are you going to do to them that they're not going to do to themselves?" As for the times I decided revenge was a wise path, I can't remember a single one that I felt good about.

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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5876454 - 07/19/06 03:20 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

shes gorgeous..but man I learned pretty quickly that no matter how gorgeous or sexual a girl is if she treats u like shit it ain't worth it...its all about whats on the inside bro(plus there are really good looking sweeties out there)


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: splifner180]
    #5876460 - 07/19/06 03:22 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

ya man :smile: she talks about u occasionally...always good things to say :smile: she thinks your a good guy :smile:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5876556 - 07/19/06 04:37 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

As far as the "best" friend goes, I'll get over it, but never forgive him. He feels awful about it. But I keep asking my self, how awful can he really feel if he did it twice?



maybe he just didn't know you still had feelings for her; you obviously do. Otherwise you would be happy for your friend that he got laid :thumbup:

just forgive your friend man, you ended that relationship 1 1/2 month ago. (although I can imagine it sucks to find out something like that, my guess is you didn't make clear to your friend that you still really cared about her. If he really knew he probably wouldn't have done it.)


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    #5877723 - 07/19/06 01:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Gumby said:
Here you go:








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    #5878689 - 07/19/06 06:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

make sure to put a gigantic novelty sized dong in the suitcase


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    #5878704 - 07/19/06 06:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

well that was a nice surprise.


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    #5879063 - 07/19/06 08:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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make sure to put a gigantic novelty sized dong in the suitcase




LOL where the hell is that big ass dick smiley?


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    #5879115 - 07/19/06 08:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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make sure to put a gigantic novelty sized dong in the suitcase




She'd probably use it, the whore.


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    #5879158 - 07/19/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5879168 - 07/19/06 09:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Then send her one of those full-sized latex fists. =)

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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #6524276 - 02/02/07 05:40 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

So hey, how did that revenge work out?


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #6524375 - 02/02/07 06:07 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Damn that sucks. I feel the best way to break up with a girl is do it as humble as possible, it makes them feel like such shit when you were the good guy and broke it off mature. I will not go out with someone unless I know I will not be interested in other girls. I think cheating is the most fucked up and wrong thing in the world. It can really hurt someone. However, you guys wernt honest to each other so, maybe its for the best.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #6526913 - 02/03/07 03:56 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Eh, I took the higher road and decided not to send her the letter. She probably would have killed herself if she read it (unstable mentally).

I've got a new girlfriend who is sane and things are going well.

...If the ex died tomorrow though, I'd still throw a big "the bitch is dead" party.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #6526993 - 02/03/07 04:24 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

You sound like you care wayyy too much in that letter. I agree with the other guy, you're like boarder line psycho ex boyfriend right now. People fuck people over in life, that's what makes the world go 'round. You can either take it like a man and move on or waste your time trying to "get back" by writing long letters and cutting out shit she uses for education or some other childish shit. Chances are, she's not going to feel any worse after all that. Instead, I'm sure she, and her entire family, are going to think of you as a childish psycho ex.

Try to be the bigger person here, or at least don't display your emotions so very easily. Best way to get back at her is to fuck one of her friends and call it a day.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #6527330 - 02/03/07 06:26 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

dont feel bad man. one of my exes had sex with just about ALL of my friends and a bunch of other people.

keep in mind that even though it pisses you off now, in a year or two, you will feel better about it then if she didn't sleep with him. i know it seems weird, but she'll end up regretting it because she'll know that that is how you will remember her.

trust me on this one.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: LayYouIn]
    #6527341 - 02/03/07 06:31 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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one of my exes had sex with just about ALL of my friends 





Not to judge or anything, but your friends dont sound so cool...
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    #6527472 - 02/03/07 07:02 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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eligal said:
Quote:

LayYouIn said:
one of my exes had sex with just about ALL of my friends 





Not to judge or anything, but your friends dont sound so cool...
:undecided:




haha, i guess i should have said 'old friends'.  i quit hanging out with them right before i broke up with that girl.  i knew they would end up fucking her because that's how they were.

about a year after me and her broke up, i hung out with them and found out that they all went downhill.  two have kids now with girls that dont like them and rob them for child support, one got his trucking license just to lose it right after getting it,  and they are back on meth.  guess i caught them at a good time in their lives...or maybe i was a good influence...


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #6527584 - 02/03/07 07:43 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

She totally would have fucked your dad if you sent her that letter.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #6536293 - 02/06/07 09:32 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

when i first started reading this thread i felt really bad for you, man... cause that totally sucks. your "best friend" sucks big time if he'd do something as rotten and underhanded as sleeping with your ex. but then i read this:


Quote:

Gumby said:


Oh, by the way, I had sex with the girl from spring break. We also had sex again after you and I were back together. And you know the sex we had after the break up? I had sex with Kate the night before.







are you kidding me??? YOU'RE A CHEATER!!!! dude... cheating is NEVER ok. thus, i feel that you got exactly what was coming to you. IMO, you should quit your bitching because you brought this upon yourself.

i'm not saying that your "best friend" fucking your ex was the right or noble thing to do... but i am saying that you really have no room to complain about it after the way you treated her.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: a2ndopinion]
    #6536316 - 02/06/07 09:44 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

that is fucking horrible.

what a selfish "friend" you had.

people can be so sick sometimes


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: a2ndopinion]
    #6536434 - 02/06/07 10:34 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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when i first started reading this thread i felt really bad for you, man... cause that totally sucks. your "best friend" sucks big time if he'd do something as rotten and underhanded as sleeping with your ex. but then i read this:


Quote:

Gumby said:


Oh, by the way, I had sex with the girl from spring break. We also had sex again after you and I were back together. And you know the sex we had after the break up? I had sex with Kate the night before.







are you kidding me??? YOU'RE A CHEATER!!!! dude... cheating is NEVER ok. thus, i feel that you got exactly what was coming to you. IMO, you should quit your bitching because you brought this upon yourself.

i'm not saying that your "best friend" fucking your ex was the right or noble thing to do... but i am saying that you really have no room to complain about it after the way you treated her.




Don't you know? After the cheating starts, it's a big one-up contest. Bestfriend pwns spring break girl. :oneup:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: a2ndopinion]
    #6537094 - 02/06/07 03:05 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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a2ndopinion said:
when i first started reading this thread i felt really bad for you, man... cause that totally sucks. your "best friend" sucks big time if he'd do something as rotten and underhanded as sleeping with your ex. but then i read this:


Quote:

Gumby said:


Oh, by the way, I had sex with the girl from spring break. We also had sex again after you and I were back together. And you know the sex we had after the break up? I had sex with Kate the night before.







are you kidding me??? YOU'RE A CHEATER!!!! dude... cheating is NEVER ok. thus, i feel that you got exactly what was coming to you. IMO, you should quit your bitching because you brought this upon yourself.

i'm not saying that your "best friend" fucking your ex was the right or noble thing to do... but i am saying that you really have no room to complain about it after the way you treated her.




If you read the thread (long I know) you'd see that I didn't actually cheat, I just threw that in there to be spiteful and mean. I'd never cheat.

That said, this is a really old thread that LF dug up. This matter is done with now. I don't even live in the same state as that hooker anymore. This whole issue is water under the bridge, I've moved on in life.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #6548711 - 02/09/07 08:15 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

it was over. still disrespect of your "friend", being weak for the easy pussy, but i always heard a two week rule. in fact i chose a girl over a "friend" once. she left him, and i helped her move. then i moved in with her. then i fucked her, daily. no regrets, even though she became a bitch that hates me. she was actually smart and fun, for a while. he was an abusive stupid asshole who stole my shit when i was out of town. she told me about it later. he was really mad i made off with "his girl". fuck him. Territorial pissings  :grin:

you really shouldnt care so much this happened. its an ego trip. you let yourself be deceived from the reality of these personalities. its happening to me right now :confused:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #6548918 - 02/09/07 09:52 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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That said, this is a really old thread that LF dug up.




Oh sure, scapegoat me. I was just wondering if you did what you said you were going to do, since you never said.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #6755638 - 04/06/07 09:03 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

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Dude...you've worked so hard to cultivate the "blow-off". Don't mess it up now! If you want to make it look like you don't give a flying fuck about her or what she does...make it look like you don't give a shit about this whole incident.




exactly. To someone with her mentality, getting a letter like that will be gratifying. Don't write her some emo letter dude. Just ignore her, she's worthless. move on. channel your anger elsewhere.


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    #6755640 - 04/06/07 09:04 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

whoops, old :shrug:


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    #6755641 - 04/06/07 09:04 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

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whoops, old :shrug:




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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #6755656 - 04/06/07 09:08 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Why should you be mad? Did you break up with her, or did she you?

She is your ex...

An ex slept with very good friend of mine about a week after we broke up, thinking it would piss me off. Instead I had a good laugh at her :smirk:


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    #6755720 - 04/06/07 09:26 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

WEAKSAUCE!


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    #6756165 - 04/06/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I dunno, smoke a bowl and forget about it. Your friend's obviously not that much of a friend, that's what I'd be pissed about. Not her, since she's already not in your life and out of your control. You should be pissed at your friend, not her.


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    #16403504 - 06/19/12 12:53 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

You should confront the both of them! Here, give me a call: 646 651 1957 . I can definitely help you confront them and get the justice you deserve!


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    #16403533 - 06/19/12 12:58 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Professional Necromancer.


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    #16403603 - 06/19/12 01:09 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I guess I'll just join in on the necro.

Well gumby, how did it go? Did you eventually kill her and move states, or what?


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Uzziel]
    #16403631 - 06/19/12 01:14 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

The same thing happened to me...except I fucked my bestfriends ex :sad:










I fuckin miss hanging out with that dude, wooooo way to go me! :suicide:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #16405651 - 06/19/12 07:49 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

40% of the people who havep posted in this thread in the past FIVE YEARS, relize what's going on.




..... anyways - i'm not sure i saw this thread five years ago.... seems fresh to me.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #16405670 - 06/19/12 07:56 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
The same thing happened to me...except I fucked my bestfriends ex :sad:










I fuckin miss hanging out with that dude, wooooo way to go me! :suicide:




I don't really understand this though.

Why does your friend think he can dictate what you or his ex should do?

I can see him renouncing your friendship if you did it while they were still together. But it's just an ex.

Doesn't sound like much of a "bestfriend" to me.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: propensity]
    #16405728 - 06/19/12 08:09 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

You don't fuck your friends exs ever. It's just bad form.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: sui]
    #16405946 - 06/19/12 08:41 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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You don't fuck your friends exs ever. It's just bad form.




Why?


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: propensity]
    #16406006 - 06/19/12 08:51 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
The same thing happened to me...except I fucked my bestfriends ex :sad:










I fuckin miss hanging out with that dude, wooooo way to go me! :suicide:




I don't really understand this though.

Why does your friend think he can dictate what you or his ex should do?

I can see him renouncing your friendship if you did it while they were still together. But it's just an ex.

Doesn't sound like much of a "bestfriend" to me.




It was his kids mom :nonono:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #16407125 - 06/20/12 12:49 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I should go bump a thread from 2000 for the lol.

:trololol:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: sui]
    #16407183 - 06/20/12 01:10 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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sui said:
You don't fuck your friends exs ever. It's just bad form.




depends on the situation i guess. ive done it and had it done to me, with very mixed results lol

theres only one girl from my past i would have a hard time knowing a good friend was banging. i wouldnt be mad at the guy, but i definitely would tell him i never want to see their relationship in action. every other ex-gf i wouldnt give a shit.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Uzziel] * 1
    #16408352 - 06/20/12 10:38 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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I guess I'll just join in on the necro.

Well gumby, how did it go? Did you eventually kill her and move states, or what?




Well, since some random asshat brought this thread back from the dead, I figured I'd respond.

I moved to a different state not long after I made the original post. I'm still friends with the dude and I am actually still friends with ex that I wrote this post about, though we had a MAJOR falling out when she met my last girlfriend. Never introduce current girlfriends to exgirlfriends, no matter how much they say you're just friends and they're cool with it and want to meet the girl you're with now. Bad idea.

After reading the original post, it's really interesting to see how much I've changed and matured since then.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: NAshley] * 1
    #16408390 - 06/20/12 10:48 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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You should confront the both of them! Here, give me a call: 646 651 1957 . I can definitely help you confront them and get the justice you deserve!



Well apparently they want you on the Father Albert show cause thats what the number is for...
http://www.nytix.com/TVShows/Current/fatheralbert/index.html


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Oldgregg]
    #16408429 - 06/20/12 10:57 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Do it Gumby.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: xanderofpella]
    #16408433 - 06/20/12 10:58 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Hahaha, I'm tempted but nahhh. That shit's all water under the bridge now.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #16408819 - 06/20/12 12:47 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I was about to say, 5 year old grudge eh? :wink:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Maverick] * 1
    #16408852 - 06/20/12 12:53 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I can't hold a grudge for the life of me. The German and Irish part of my heritage must be broken.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #16408984 - 06/20/12 01:22 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

So if I banged your recent ex you wouldn't hold a grudge?


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Newbie]
    #16409087 - 06/20/12 01:49 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I could give a fuck less at this point, I'm already sexin up someone else. Fly out to California and bang her. :lol:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #16409103 - 06/20/12 01:56 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

LOL I was TOTALLY kidding.  I could never do that to a close friend. 

I've already found out that one of my (past) close friends recently nailed that girl I was telling you about that was "the one".  The only reason I'm not flipping my shit is because I know that they knew each other and he wanted to fuck her in high school before WAY before I met her years later.  If that wasn't the case, I'd have given him 2 shiners and a broken jaw.


You just don't do that shit....


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Newbie]
    #16409119 - 06/20/12 02:01 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Only read OP. Sounds a bit immature on ur part but you do what ya gotta do. This kind of shit can
really fuckin ur brain up. Its all probably over and done with at this point so I hope that worked out
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: DeadHearts]
    #16409127 - 06/20/12 02:03 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Dude OP is OLLLLDDD  this is a bump, only follow the recent shit.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: DeadHearts]
    #16409132 - 06/20/12 02:04 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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Its all probably over and done with at this point so I hope that worked out
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: DeadHearts]
    #16409223 - 06/20/12 02:21 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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Only read OP. Sounds a bit immature on ur part but you do what ya gotta do. .




Yeah, it was totally immature and I never delivered the letter. Both parties involved have been forgiven and I still talk to them somewhat regularly. I wouldn't even think about doing that kind of shit anymore. It's amazing how much you mature/grow in only 5-6 years.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #16409227 - 06/20/12 02:22 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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Only read OP. Sounds a bit immature on ur part but you do what ya gotta do. .




Yeah, it was totally immature and I never delivered the letter. I wouldn't even think about doing that anymore. It's amazing how much you mature/grow in only 5-6 years.





That kind of shit is serious business tho.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #16410371 - 06/20/12 06:33 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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DeadHearts said:
Only read OP. Sounds a bit immature on ur part but you do what ya gotta do. .




Yeah, it was totally immature and I never delivered the letter. Both parties involved have been forgiven and I still talk to them somewhat regularly. I wouldn't even think about doing that kind of shit anymore. It's amazing how much you mature/grow in only 5-6 years.




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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: ManianFH]
    #16410547 - 06/20/12 07:04 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Really? I had no idea haha, if thats true thats really cool


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