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Oral Sex
#5368409 - 03/05/06 07:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Do you guys think that it's generally more epected for women to go down on guys and not as much expected for guys to go down on girls? If so... why do you suppose that is?
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deryl
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Aninator]
#5368419 - 03/05/06 07:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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might have something to do with that battery acid aftertaste.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Aninator]
#5368434 - 03/05/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i expect that things should be equal. if ur girl goes down on you, you should do the same. but in all honesty its not about who does it more. you should want to do it to please your partner.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: deryl]
#5368444 - 03/05/06 07:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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because once you open the pussy it only stays fresh for 30 days.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: sparks8]
#5368457 - 03/05/06 07:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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sparks8 said: because once you open the pussy it only stays fresh for 30 days.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Aninator]
#5368459 - 03/05/06 07:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Probably because guys have something you can actually put in a mouth, as opposed to a vag, which you have to put your mouth in.
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Re: Oral Sex *DELETED* [Re: deryl]
#5368462 - 03/05/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Aninator]
#5368466 - 03/05/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't mind going downtown.
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Quote:
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deryl said: might have something to do with that battery acid aftertaste.
I have only gone down on 2 girls, but I have always equated the taste to envelope glue.
Am I wrong?
Do the girls you guys go down on have any pride in their personaly hygiene? 
Battery acid? Envelope glue? Jesus...
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#5368474 - 03/05/06 07:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Liz]
#5368479 - 03/05/06 07:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'd say it's more "expected" for a chick to go down on a guy. In my relationship it's all about making the other person feel better, so I do it just as much as she does.
Plus, I love going down on girls 
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I dont know what the fuck you guys are talking about. The chicks Ive gone down on tasted like...vagina. Not bad but not appetizing.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Aninator]
#5368492 - 03/05/06 08:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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AniNator said: Do you guys think that it's generally more epected for women to go down on guys and not as much expected for guys to go down on girls? If so... why do you suppose that is?
It goes back to the old days. Not more than 50 years ago it wasn't the norm. Women were still in their place, and a man that ate pussy was considered weak. Although he might do it in private, he would never talk about it. This is still prevelant today in certain groups.
As far as I'm concerned, eating pussy should be reserved for long term partners. You go eating every bar slut's snatch you run across, and you're a sick fuck in my book.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Jadian]
#5368496 - 03/05/06 08:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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it's so subjective. i've been with several girls (girlfriends) - not much of a swingabout - two of which i've done oral too. my old gf i did often to, who i'm with now doesn't like the idea or enjoy it as much. but she goes down on me more often than my previous gf, so i don't know.
in my opinion, it's entirely subjective to the party. i would say though that it's talked about more when girls go down on guys, or it's more accepted. i don't know..
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: daimyo]
#5368499 - 03/05/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Is it possible that penises and vaginas have a similar taste and smell?
Edited by irascible_raunch (03/05/06 08:03 PM)
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I was just trying to illustrate to Ani here that it really isn't that tasty.
Im sure you ladies could say the same about us, but who knows, I've never tried my own brand.
(or any other guy's for that matter}
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i have both
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: daimyo]
#5368524 - 03/05/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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daimyo said:
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AniNator said: Do you guys think that it's generally more epected for women to go down on guys and not as much expected for guys to go down on girls? If so... why do you suppose that is?
It goes back to the old days. Not more than 50 years ago it wasn't the norm. Women were still in their place, and a man that ate pussy was considered weak. Although he might do it in private, he would never talk about it. This is still prevelant today in certain groups.
As far as I'm concerned, eating pussy should be reserved for long term partners. You go eating every bar slut's snatch you run across, and you're a sick fuck in my book.
to hell with what people think. if my wife and i have a strong relationship where we do our best to make each other happy, fuck other people.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: automan]
#5368532 - 03/05/06 08:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fucking other people makes you guys happy?
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: TheDude]
#5368582 - 03/05/06 08:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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*except when my penis falls into my vagina, then they taste the same.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: daimyo]
#5368846 - 03/05/06 10:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
daimyo said:
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AniNator said: Do you guys think that it's generally more epected for women to go down on guys and not as much expected for guys to go down on girls? If so... why do you suppose that is?
It goes back to the old days. Not more than 50 years ago it wasn't the norm. Women were still in their place, and a man that ate pussy was considered weak. Although he might do it in private, he would never talk about it. This is still prevelant today in certain groups.
As far as I'm concerned, eating pussy should be reserved for long term partners. You go eating every bar slut's snatch you run across, and you're a sick fuck in my book.
Word.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Aninator]
#5368874 - 03/05/06 10:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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AniNator said: Do you guys think that it's generally more epected for women to go down on guys and not as much expected for guys to go down on girls? If so... why do you suppose that is?
i dunno but my philosophy is if she wants it, give it to her! - has never failed...
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Aninator
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: AliceDee]
#5368931 - 03/05/06 10:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i meant this as a general question. more of a question about societal norms rather than a question about your personal preference...
the reason i asked was cause i was writing a paper about it for my intro to women's studies class, and i wanted to see what people thought and why this expectation exist as well as what in our society points to this expectation.
of course the expectation doesn't have any implications what so ever in my opinion as to what it should and shouldn't be like
I say if you're gonna accept you should be just as willing to give. if you epect a girl to go down on you, you should also epect that she might want some too.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: AliceDee]
#5368935 - 03/05/06 10:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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AliceDee said: i dunno but my philosophy is if she wants it, give it to her! - has never failed...
You mean give her the ol' one-two so she'll shut up about it, right?
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Re: Oral Sex *DELETED* [Re: TheDude]
#5368940 - 03/05/06 10:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Aninator]
#5368989 - 03/05/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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There's lots of reasons for it I suppose. For some it may be a power thing. I get mine, and maybe you get yours. Could be a peer pressure sort of thing where the group considers it to be disgusting and perpetuates this belief. Some just consider it nasty and won't do it.
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AniNator said: I say if you're gonna accept you should be just as willing to give. if you epect a girl to go down on you, you should also epect that she might want some too.
expect*
Both parties must also understand, and accept, that some people don't do it(male or female).
I don't think one of the foundational elements of a budding relationship should be whether or not you're getting head.
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my x key is broken. i know how to spell expect but it doesn't go everytime i hit it.
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Aninator
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Aninator]
#5369080 - 03/05/06 11:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i'm not saying it is a foundation of a relationship at all. but it does make it better to know that my partner loves to eat my pussy and i mutually love to suck his cock. That's a nice feeling. but it sure as hell isn't the foundation.. this doesn't even have to apply to relationships. i mean it applies more in my opinion to casual sex.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Aninator]
#5369081 - 03/05/06 11:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Is there something lodged up under it? You can pop the key off and check if you haven't already.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: daimyo]
#5369085 - 03/05/06 11:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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yea i've been trying to do that. but it's also a mac laptop keyboard so it's kinda all in one piece. i've been trying to stick things under it to get it out. right now it's pitch black in my room. my roomate is sleeping. i don't want to go fishing around for something i can use to take whatever is underneath it out.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: daimyo]
#5369094 - 03/05/06 11:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Meh, I was gonna type a really sexist comment, but then I remembered that people don't think thats funny. Oh well.
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Aninator
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if you're gonna say that you might as well say the sexist comment
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Aninator]
#5369100 - 03/05/06 11:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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in that case then its more expected that girls give head beacuse:
a. it feeeeeeelzzzzz sooo goooooood b. men are dominant over women, except for rug munchers, but they dont suck cock anyway c. girls cant just whip it out and get it sucked (easy access) d. getting girls off is way harder to get off than guys, we just need a good suckin and we're done, with girls theres all these spots you gotta pay attention to...
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: AliceDee]
#5369107 - 03/05/06 11:16 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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e. men can dip it in melted chocolate and put sprinkles on to make it more appealing, women can't.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: AliceDee]
#5369119 - 03/05/06 11:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thanks Alice. yea i definitely mentioned letter D in my paper!
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Aninator]
#5369130 - 03/05/06 11:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Is the paper done? When do we get to read it?
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Aninator]
#5369132 - 03/05/06 11:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Naw, its really subtle sarcasm to begin with, it doesn't translate to text whatsoever.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: AliceDee]
#5369144 - 03/05/06 11:23 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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hah this threads funny i love oral sex the end
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God bless you notapillow. that's how i feel. The paper is done. It's not really a paper though. i mean its basically part of my midterm, we had to write 5 one page journal style essays about everyday things we encounter and i guess the female roles in all of it.
I wrote about : The word Bitch Girls and parties/nightlife My Mother Women in the Photography field Oral sex.
Here's oral Sex.
Oral sex with heterosexual couples is an interesting thing to ponder. With recent conversations I have found that it is much more expected for women to give oral sex than it is for men to give oral sex. Oral sex on women is something men almost have to get used to. For example, someone can't casually say "eat my pussy" as an insult, however "suck my dick" has become an insult so common and used in our society that even women say it. Oral sex with women is still somewhat of a touchy subject. It's a subject that makes some people uncomfortable. And yet the topic of oral sex with men is discussed much more and with less hesitations about it. I also have found it to be much more common of men not to give oral sex to women unless they are in a relationship with them and yet have no hesitations about receiving oral sex. I find this to be less true with women. Of course there are women who have hesitations about receiving oral sex but I find most women also want to be pleased and that is one way of receiving ultimate pleasure. Oral sex with women seems to be a much more intimate experience rather than be something involved with casual sexual experience the way oral sex with men is. I believe that much of this has to do with the fact that we are in a society that gears sex towards men and male pleasure rather than female pleasure. One way we see this is in the pornography industry. The pornography industry is much more geared towards men than women. Women are much more successful as porn stars rather than men and most porn videos are centered around male fantasies rather than female fantasies. Women are also much more passive in pornography. Men seem to be much more in control of where the sex goes rather than women. In general in society and in the media I believe that much more attention is focused on male orgasms than female orgasms. This is probably a result of the fact that there really isn't much involved with pleasing a male in comparison to pleasing a female. Pleasing a female seems to be a more complicated process.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Aninator]
#5369257 - 03/05/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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If its clean and the girl is hot id never turn down eating some puss.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: daimyo]
#5369273 - 03/05/06 11:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
daimyo said:
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AniNator said: Do you guys think that it's generally more epected for women to go down on guys and not as much expected for guys to go down on girls? If so... why do you suppose that is?
It goes back to the old days. Not more than 50 years ago it wasn't the norm. Women were still in their place, and a man that ate pussy was considered weak. Although he might do it in private, he would never talk about it. This is still prevelant today in certain groups.
As far as I'm concerned, eating pussy should be reserved for long term partners. You go eating every bar slut's snatch you run across, and you're a sick fuck in my book.
Agreed and agreed.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Aninator]
#5369279 - 03/05/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Not bad. If I may offer some constructive critisicm(and if this isn't turned in already), I suggest using the terms cunnilingus and fellatio in place of oral sex every now and then. And, if it is a laid back affair, maybe toss in a few phrases like "slobbin knob" and the like. It's never good to use the same term/phrase too much.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Aninator]
#5369281 - 03/05/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: daimyo]
#5369292 - 03/05/06 11:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thanks for the advice!
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Aninator]
#5369375 - 03/06/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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AniNator said: Do you guys think that it's generally more epected for women to go down on guys and not as much expected for guys to go down on girls? If so... why do you suppose that is?
Depends who you ask. Every girl I've been with has been reluctant to go down on me. But for me, I can't fully enjoy sex without having the satisfaction of making the girl orgasm, so I'll gladly lick it before I stick it.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Jadian]
#5369637 - 03/06/06 02:25 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah ill eat the fuck outta some pussy its all gravy but that bitch better give me some god damned head i hate girls that dont even bother to try i wash my dick if you dont want it in your mouth why would you want it in your pussy/ass/empty cavity where your glass eye was
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Dobie]
#5369640 - 03/06/06 02:29 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Because there they don't have to taste your schlong or choke on it? I knew a girl that wouldn't give me head at first because she was DEATHY afraid I was going to bust in her mouth. I promised her I wouldn't and she was timid at first but it was all gravy after a while.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Jadian]
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Dont pay attention to dobie. I love him with all my heart.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: TYL3R]
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We do not look kindly on stoners here.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Jadian]
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Fixed.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: TYL3R]
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Alright, that's acceptable
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Jadian]
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Thats what it was before i ninja-edited it, cuz i thought it was too harsh.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: TYL3R]
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Jadian]
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But stoner didnt hurt
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: TYL3R]
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I only go down on the sexiest of my partners.
Truthfully, I just have to really want to please the other person - which is the case with most of my sexual encounters, since I have to care about them in order to want to please them. If some girl comes onto me and I'm just drunk, then baby, you're not gettin' head.
However, speaking of this: I got my current job at a restaurant because this fine blonde girl told the manager he had to hire me. Apparently she's had a crush on me for a few months, but I never work with her. Then yesterday, I get invited into a conversation about head with her and a few other people. She didn't understand why some girls don't like to swallow. She greatly enjoys it.
I have to get this girls' number, NOW!
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Speaking of cunts.....
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: TYL3R]
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I always give more than I get!
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: eris]
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And pubewax...
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: TYL3R]
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TYL3R said: Speaking of cunts.....
What about 'em?
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Jadian]
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Err, that was supposed to be in a reply to Tyl3r's post, now it just looks weird.
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TYL3R said: Speaking of cunts.....
What about 'em?
I like kittens
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: TYL3R]
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH is the opportunity for a flame war in the pub right in front of us?
How do you get away with this in the pub? Sucking off the mods?
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: TYL3R]
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Don't even try to heart me, vagface.
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And I'm done.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: TYL3R]
#5369724 - 03/06/06 03:09 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm gonna do this pub-style.
What's your problem, man?
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I think he has problems that he needs to face. Best of luck Tyl3r! PLUR!
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Jadian]
#5369734 - 03/06/06 03:14 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Happy trails on your journey to escaping your current state of mental retardation.
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This thread went from funny to lame, fast.
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I didn't think it was too funny to begin with!
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Jadian]
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: eris]
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Jadian]
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All the arguing =
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I wouldnt mind giving myself a BJ, its all an adventure to the crouch then to the tissue and inbetween the two is the blissfull experience of having a mouth full of your own semen, oh wait this is titled Oral Sex not Giving Myself Oral Sex curse my near sided vision. What I really meant was myself and Irene. Anyways Oral Sex could be called smoking anything thats dope, weed or what not.. since its all pleasurable and smoking it requires oral attention and a nice huge suck on the tip, then viola an ejaculation occurs n smoke enters your body and at this point your receiving pleasure n giving oral sex.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: TYL3R]
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TYL3R said: You're really blazed, arnt you.
lol that noticeable eh,
Im loving the mind-reading capabilities that some of the shroomery members have, even if thats an illusion. If you didnt already know im more buzzed on bacardi than baked off the green, I dont get as sexual on green as I once did, its more like another reality thats just different and fun to experience I smoke weed 1-5 times a day everyday for so long as I can remember, its not something new so im not so thrilled with having any sexual experiences, I did at one time though id smoke n poke, smoke n poke . To bad to much drug n sex leaves some people like myself a shrivled lil twig thats hard as a rock but as wrinkled as grandmas saggy rack and as small as a pinky it happens rarely but none the less it happens , if ya get my drift.
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I'm getting there myself. Hehe.. Well I took some benzos anyway.. kind of a confused, sloppy buzz that I got going on right now. it should fully kick in soon.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: eris]
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I loved benzos before I knew more about them, I didnt care much for the knowledge because I had been taking them on n off for 17 years (not in long term more like 30 times in that period) for their effects and I took them soly for my insominia. How much did you dose on, I usually did 2 and never did enough for the "trip" to take effect, but it did slightly give me visuals in my periphereal vision, and a nice sense of utter bliss in a way that i could pass out anytime I wished, sleep comes hard for me. Oh wait im talking about benadryls oh man im so off lol to bad its funny or id stop myself. yeah at least now you know more about me.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: blink]
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Guys also tend to be self-serving.
Unless your a gentleman then its give give give then get get get. Though more men than others do tend to be more self-serving (yeah im repeating you ), to bad most of the opposite sex or better yet the female, wasnt as sexualy starving as their opposite sex otherwise but maybe we'd multiply faster.
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My gf really gets off on face, so i try to do so when I can. For a while there, I was going down on her every day just about.. then usually after she has her orgasm, she wants me to get right to fuckin.. so that's what happens with us the majority of the time. If I asked more often I could her to go down on me more often. She does it on her own a lot. We rarely have sex without at least a little bit of oral action.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: eris]
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eris said: My gf really gets off on face, so i try to do so when I can. For a while there, I was going down on her every day just about.. then usually after she has her orgasm, she wants me to get right to fuckin.. so that's what happens with us the majority of the time. If I asked more often I could her to go down on me more often. She does it on her own a lot. We rarely have sex without at least a little bit of oral action.
When women have their orgasm during intercourse it literally turns me on so at the same time were both making faces and getting wet, well more like im getting all wet, women have orgasmisms like a water hose gushes water. if you aim to please bring say wheres the towel please, or just bring your own lol I just wanted to rhyme, so yeah always remember to carry a towel especially if you take speed every other other random week and mostly month or w/e like myself especially molly now that I have a source, and if you hate speed I must say I dont blame you but the speed I get is clinicaly clean usually "dexo", or pure if its street, which we call rocket fuel. I could literally have a burning sex drive for 2-4 hours but my face usually gets numb during the 2nd-3rd hour since I have belposy, then its time to clean up n change the sheets and put on new clothes n somehow get transfixed into 4-play that not oddly enough makes time pass by so fast its depressing. I think most of the women I met in my past and made love with all had a very strong sex drive and would literally "want want want want want" or "blow blow blow blow" probably because 3-5 years back I knew alot tweaking groups that were mostly girls. Also if im sober I cant last but 10min-11min without passing out so for the companion it usually if her attitude is that of a big mouth and a twacked out person its yack yack he didnt do whack. Massive levels of dopamine is great alot of the time, which isnt most of the time anymore, and if im not on some drug the companion usually always is, and from what we all know or should.. most girls speak about their experiences with a person they are friends with and is usually another girl but im usually present when they have that chit chat so they dont mention me, but they do tell others about the others they had lame sex with, I always hear someone saying "yeah he didnt push hard enough, for some reason I felt I was the only one moving and didnt even get off." lol well anyway... I think im done hope I made sense lol. Anyway thats what I mostly experience with women and their sexuality .. things but im not speaking for them im speaking from what I know, and its not discrimination against anything if anyone decides to flame im just topic talking im not saying girls are simple minded lol, ok then...
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9 out of ten bitches that don't such are only allright,
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Dobie]
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yeah ill eat the fuck outta some pussy its all gravy but that bitch better give me some god damned head i hate girls that dont even bother to try i wash my dick if you dont want it in your mouth why would you want it in your pussy/ass/empty cavity where your glass eye was
lmfao bro!~
you slay me!~
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Someone who's high can tell often tell if the person they're talking to is high as well.
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Re: Oral Sex [Re: TYL3R]
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TYL3R said: Someone who's high can tell often tell if the person they're talking to is high as well.
Exactly true its a very distinctive sense you in mind just know that someone is on something, I think easiest one to notice is speed, I can tell easily if someone "does" speed but isnt necessarily twacked out, and mostly im accurate 9 out of 10 times(9/10 becuz I mistaken a individual for being on speed but was drunk but oddly felt he wasnt, dont think I ask what theyre on I dont assume I just ask people who have been there before me and im close to so I can get heads up) its such a fun thing to notice and find out your right.
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