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Microcosmatrix
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
#5874597 - 07/18/06 06:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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There's a certain level of respect/trust that best friends should have not fucking your best friends ex a month an a half after the break up is a part of that respect/trust. He broke it, big time.
Month and a half?!! I could see if you broke up on wednesday and he fucked her on friday, but a month and a half??? That's more than long enough to not fuck someone who happens to be free just based on a friendly respect thing. I'd say 2-3 weeks would be plenty really.
Go fuck someone else and get over it already.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: eris]
#5874600 - 07/18/06 06:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Big dudes knock themselves out when they fall.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
#5874603 - 07/18/06 06:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's trying to make them fall that's the tricky part.
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
#5874609 - 07/18/06 06:50 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i'm still sticking too fresh roadkill in the suitcase, an said roadkill suitcase left in the atlanta heat for a few days ... let it stew.
short note, comparing her to the roadkill, yadda yaddam, less name calling. let her know she is dead to you, etc. she'll more than likely open the suitcase in her room. that smell lingers for quite some time. not only that, but the suitcase and whatever is in it will be ruined. ^_~
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5874613 - 07/18/06 06:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mmmm nothing like the fredsh smell of stewed roadkill 
edit: fuck im driunk
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5874619 - 07/18/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Now that's nothing short of a brilliant idea.
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Microcosmatrix]
#5874630 - 07/18/06 06:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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a month and a half is better than the 5 days my ex gave me before 'officially' dating his coworker. after being together for over a year and him breaking up with me, i got 5 days. count yourself lucky, Gumby.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5874638 - 07/18/06 06:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth said: i'm still sticking too fresh roadkill in the suitcase, an said roadkill suitcase left in the atlanta heat for a few days ... let it stew.
short note, comparing her to the roadkill, yadda yaddam, less name calling. let her know she is dead to you, etc. she'll more than likely open the suitcase in her room. that smell lingers for quite some time. not only that, but the suitcase and whatever is in it will be ruined. ^_~
You are fucking sick!
Want to cyber?
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5874643 - 07/18/06 06:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i was already talking to Gumby about this but i thought i would post about it as well.
also, what do you expect Matt, for me to dish out retarded ideas? i'm female, and therefore naturally evil.
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
#5874648 - 07/18/06 06:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i'm just creative.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
#5874658 - 07/18/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gumby said: I can't motherfucking believe it. I was telling my best friend how I was going to meet with my ex this Thursday to give her shit back and get mine.
He says "Oh really? Hm"...."Dude, I need to tell you something so that you don't hear it from someone else. That weekend when *girl* was up here we were really drunk and ended up." So I asked him if they had sex and he said yes. And it happened twice.
I'm so motherfucking angry right now words can not express it. I'm fucking livid with my friend, and I seriously hope my ex dies an awful death.
As far as I know, she doesn't know that I've found out. She still thinks we're meeting up this Thursday to trade our stuff. I'll let her think that. I'm going to give her shit back, alright.
I've already planned my revenge. She left a suitcase at my house and a chemistry book that she needs to tutor people next semester. I've taken the liberty of cutting out every important section and equation. I'm also going to write a big note and tape it to the suit case. It'll read something like "To whom ever finds this: It should be known that *girl* had sex with my best friend. She also uses cocaine." She lives with her grandfather and mom. I'll deliver the suitcase right before her grandfather gets up to go to breakfast. He'll find it. I'll put the chemistry book inside of the suitcase with the following letter:
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I’m guessing that Fro told you that I found out about how you two had sex. That’s cool, I’m glad I know. Your grandfather and mother also know. So do my parents and everyone who knows you. Don’t expect another job at Mary's house. Fro might have warned you that I was going to burn your shit. I honestly was, but if I did that I’d be as much of a low down piece of shit as yourself.
To be honest, it didn’t come as a big surprise that you two hooked up. You’re a fucking stupid slut, I knew that after the night at the bar. God knows how many people you’ve fucked since then and what kind of diseases you’ve contracted. I actually feel sorry for Fro because he had sex with your skanky self and probably has what you have now. Oh well, it serves both of you right.
I never expected that you’d be such a low scumbag that you’d have sex with my best friend. I've heard your back on coke again. You are a fucking despicable human being. I’ve never hated anyone more than I hate you.
I head the reason you were upset and acting distant is because I told you about how I went skinny dipping(I also heard you got fat again). You claim it was a “double standard.” Are you so fucking stupid that you done understand the concept of a double standard? I was there watching you slut it up at the bar. You weren’t there with me the night I went skinny dipping. Besides, what I did was completely platonic, you were a whore. There’s a big difference, you fucktard.
I hope your last year at school goes horrible. Knowing your newly acquired alcoholic slut like ways, there’s probably no need to hope for that. I wish nothing but the worst for you in your future. Well, maybe that’s not true. I hope you do get into the Peace Corp. You’ll probably fuck some random guy in Africa and contract AIDS anyway. Just as well, it’d serve you right.
Don’t attempt to contact me ever again. I’ve blocked you by every means possible. As of today, you never existed. I hope everything bad in the world happens to you. Have a horrible, short lived, STD ridden life. Whore.
Oh, by the way, I had sex with the girl from spring break. We also had sex again after you and I were back together. And you know the sex we had after the break up? I had sex with Kate the night before.
Ah yes. Just read that letter again, I feel a little better. I'm going to go lift some weights.
Comments?
Why the hell you so bent up? Bro before ho ya know.... You already were nto dating her right?
So how long did they wait after the breakup?
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eris
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5874660 - 07/18/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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if you're going to start sending dead stuff, why not just cut the "friend who slept with her"s head off and mail it to her.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: eris]
#5874668 - 07/18/06 07:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i'm suddenly starting to enjoy this thread..
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5874672 - 07/18/06 07:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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your not evil...your definitely a lil twisted...but not in a stalker kinda way...your like cute evil...meh thats the best I got
oh ya and definitely an attention whore(fuck this is risky!) /me waits for the wrath of sloth
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: RuNE]
#5874687 - 07/18/06 07:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gumby sorry to hear that man That really sucks. I think if you didnt do anything though and just completly ignored her it might hurt her worse than if you tried to get revenge. She might look at you trying to get back at her as a sign of still having feelings for her.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: eris]
#5874692 - 07/18/06 07:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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because then you can't compare her to roadkill, DUH!
"this roadkill represtents your vagina, have a nice day."
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Iamthewalrus]
#5874697 - 07/18/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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you're just jealous of my genius.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5874701 - 07/18/06 07:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sure you can, just get a little creative, mutilate it... slice it, dice it, blend it, let it rot. Make a sculpture out of it.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: eris]
#5874716 - 07/18/06 07:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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nah, the best friend is better than she is. regardless of the fact that it takes two to tango.
besides, roadkill is more plausible, at least Gumby wouldn't have to worry about murder charges.
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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5874738 - 07/18/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bleh, death, murder, kill!
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