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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: daytripper05]
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you'd have to understand the circumstances behind it...this was a once ina thousand lifetimes opportunity



it was like winning the lottery mang - I had to fucken do it


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Muppet]
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you must explain....what was this "oh-so-great-once-in-a-thousand-lifetimes-fuck-with-a-dead-person" that compelled you to fuck a dead person...


BTW is that even legal??? Not that it matters.. curious.

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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: daytripper05]
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daytripper05 said:
BTW is that even legal???


Legal consent is kinda hard to argue in these circumstances.
But then again, is a dead body still considered a person? Or is it just a dead body?


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: eligal]
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well i think i just beat everyone out.. i just had sex in the shower, and then on the counter top.

today was mine and my gf's 4 month.


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Banez]
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lucky bastards with gf....


i need a girl but goddamn...

where can a guy go find a cool hippy chick....they are few and far between

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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: daytripper05]
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not to mention my girl is fucking beautiful.. probably the hottest girl i have ever dated.


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Banez]
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gotta pic of her.... :whacker:

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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: daytripper05]
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well...one thing that really made things stack up is the fact that I got away with it without breaking any rules, or doing anything that I wasn't supposed to do

you see - *technically* it's only illegal if you've signed some sort of afidavet saying that you're not going to do anything to defile the body...cause then you'd be breaking your contract (as in: the act itself isn't legal, but there are a whole bunch of bullshit ass legal loopholes you gotta jump through first in order to slide in under the radar)

I was never made to sign such a contract...probably because the very idea that anything would ever happen to one of these bodies was SO completely absurd, that the thought of protecting them probly never even once crossed the minds of the powers that be (and probably, in part, that I wasn't supposed to ever even have any contact with em in the first place)

but I thing the thing that really bumps the odds up is that this wasn't just some recently descesed person whom hasn't gone cold (as, I'm sure, are most necrophiliac phantasies) nor was this a recently descesed body that was being taken advantage of by the embalmer (as I'm sure this is the case with pretty much all actual necrophiliac stories) this was - gasp - a true to life, hardcore ass, mother fucken, medicinal cadaver...the very same ones that are all cut apart and embalmed like a mother fucker, so that medical students for years and years and years to come can poke around in the insides oif an actual human being and get a close up and person experience os the inner working of a real body

the very odds of being turned on by something like this is astonomical in the first place - it breaks cosmic laws to even consider taking such an act seriously

and the odds stack even higher for those few who are actually capable of acting something like this out













the way I see it - there's like one ina billion people that even have the opportunity to begin with...and outta those select few - only about one 600 trillion that would actually go through with it

I'm like the luckiest man on earth to have those kind of odds  :smile2:


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: daytripper05]
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lol some of the guys have seen her.. but no.. i dont post them on the shroomery if thats what your asking.


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Banez]
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I wish my girl would give me access to her bum. I tried to put it in once but she got scared. Dammit.:mad2:


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Banez]
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muppet...i don't know what to think...

would I go through with somethine like that...probably not.

but do I look at you in a negative way for it... fuck no. i think its funny shit.

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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: VietKong]
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yeah, i dont get ass- access either... not yet.


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Banez]
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you aint getting shit. ur joining the army.

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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Asante]
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Not an hour ago :laugh:


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Asante]
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less than a month ago... (that's the drawback of a long distance relationship)


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: In(di)go]
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Come visit, ye kid, and we shall have at it :tongue:
(Check it out man, I surpassed you in posts already)


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Asante]
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You see the problem with this thread and question is that it implies that we have all had sex atleast once in our lifetime.


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
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"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
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Colonel Kurtz Ph.D said:
Come visit, ye kid, and we shall have at it :tongue:
(Check it out man, I surpassed you in posts already)


shit, man... that's a shame... everybody seems to be surpassing me in post counts... maaaah whatever i'm a 2 maybe 3 posts a day guy...

when are ya coming to cologne you fucker?


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: In(di)go]
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There's actually a trick to my post count as of now...
Hell, maybe in two months or so? Let's the cool weather go its own merry way before.


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Re: When is the last time you had sex? [Re: In(di)go]
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01/06 :sad:

but i got off from a surprise visit by an ex of mine this month (should have let her have it but it was just too strange for me, i kept feeling like i shouldn't have let it happen... weird circumstances which i don't really wanna get into right now)

my sex life is pathetic :smirk:


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