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My birthday present ... help me figure it out
    #6182004 -

Ok its going to be my birthday soon, and my mom never really got me anything as a kid. She said that she was going to get me something this year, november 1. She gave me a few hints.

Its not alive.
Its not sexualy oriented, drug oriented, or alchol oriented.
Its an object.
It uses or has no electrical parts, but it had some as a option.
Its not a car.
I will use it 4 or 5 times a day.

I think these were all the hints, but ill edit if I remember more.


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"Hallucinations are something heroin users are not at all accustomed to," said Const. Conor King, Victoria police drug expert. "They react like you or I would react if we took Aspirin and all of a sudden the TV got up and started walking across the room."
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Make drugs legal, or alcohol and tobacco illegal. Either way it's more fair.

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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: MustNotBe]
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A toilet?

How many things do you really use 4-5 times a day?

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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: MustNotBe]
    #6182017 -

a magic 8 ball.... lol.

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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: MustNotBe]
    #6182018 -

It's your new toothbrush, and it's part of the fascist dictatorship (including 5 supervised brushings a day) that your mom is going to install in the family household. SIEG HEIL


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: MustNotBe]
    #6182036 -

She's converted you to Islam and is giving you your first prayer rug. Happy Ramadan!

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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #6182059 -

Its a huge hamster wheel. Your mom thinks your fat and you need to lose some weight.

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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: MustNotBe]
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its a bicycle

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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: goobler]
    #6182251 -

its a keychain...

what a cheap ass


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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: Burke Dennings]
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Burke Dennings said:
She's converted you to Islam and is giving you your first prayer rug.  Happy Ramadan!


:lol:

oh shit...  :tongue2:


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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: goobler]
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goobler said:
its a bicycle


that's a really good guess. Are you a college student? i ask this because that would make it even more likely that you'd be riding a bike often.


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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: SneezingPenis]
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psilocyberin said:
Its a huge hamster wheel. Your mom thinks your fat and you need to lose some weight.


:rofl2:

thatd be hysterical to see.


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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: Banez]
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lol, no college


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"Hallucinations are something heroin users are not at all accustomed to," said Const. Conor King, Victoria police drug expert. "They react like you or I would react if we took Aspirin and all of a sudden the TV got up and started walking across the room."
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Make drugs legal, or alcohol and tobacco illegal. Either way it's more fair.

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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: MustNotBe]
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Could be a watch.

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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: Mike_yy]
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Yeah, that sounds right.

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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: domite]
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Better be a Rolex if it's the only B-Day present she's ever given you .

Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
:heart: Hippie Chick  :mushroom2:


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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: MustNotBe]
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Had me thinking a guitar, but I don't know.


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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: MustNotBe]
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Dildo


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I thought of that too, but then he said not sexually oriented :tongue:


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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: Jadian]
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Funny that she would specify that it isn't sexually oriented....

You must have an odd family dynamic.

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Re: My birthday present ... help me figure it out [Re: domite]
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Heh.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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