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InvisibleJettaJay
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Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead
    #3366331 - 11/15/04 10:41 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

Me and my girlfriend have a pretty good relationship. She does not want to have sex till she gets married to me. Thats cool I respect her wishes. We do however partake in Oral Sex. Here is the problem she always wants me to make her orgasm first. Thats cool and everything cause I can usually do it pretty quick unless she wants to draw it out but then when its my turn she does not want to sometimes or says we don't have enough time. On a ratio perspective its like her 3 to my 1. So like every three times she orgasms I get to once. This is getting Fucking annoying. She enjoys Oral sex with me cause she does it forever when she does it. Even after I orgasm she keeps going. I have only said something to her once but she is just like well we really didn't have enough time. I don't wanna be mean but I want to orgasm just as much as she does. What should I do.


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If you are going to give a SMART ASS answer this is not the post ot do it in. I am asking a question an expect serious answer only not some beerweed who wants to make fun of me for not having sex with her or something of that nature.


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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: JettaJay]
    #3366341 - 11/15/04 10:45 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

Dont let her use you.,,,


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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: reflectedlight]
    #3366345 - 11/15/04 10:46 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

I don't think she means to. She does special things which we will not go into in this forum for me every once in a while and appologizes to me. I think maybe she gets nervous cause she is always telling me she thinks she is horrible @ Oral Sex. But she is Awesome though.


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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: reflectedlight]
    #3366355 - 11/15/04 10:48 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

Just put your foot down, that's all there is to it. If you have a good enough relationship for you to respect her and be cool with no sex until marriage, she should be respectful and caring enough to take care of you.


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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: reflectedlight]
    #3366360 - 11/15/04 10:49 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

hmmmm thats a toughy buddy. Not getting head when your given kinda sucks. I think she needs to start going first so you run outta time when the pink taco is served. I personally love going down on girls, could do it forever, but I love getting blowjobs more. I think things need to be a little more even.

Also how long have you been together?


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Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: beejay]
    #3366363 - 11/15/04 10:50 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

Try keeping score and post the results where she can see them.


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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: beejay]
    #3366368 - 11/15/04 10:51 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

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hmmmm thats a toughy buddy. Not getting head when your given kinda sucks. I think she needs to start going first so you run outta time when the pink tacos are served. I personally love going down on girls, could do it forever, but I love getting blowjobs more. I think things need to be a little more even.

Also how long have you been together?




I agree I love to do that. We have been together for 9 months but have know each other for our whole lives.


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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: reflectedlight]
    #3366372 - 11/15/04 10:51 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

yeah damn bro that kinda sucks! its usually the complete opposite...

I dunno man, maybe just tell her straight up something like how you get really turned on by eating her out or whatever, and that you need to get off or you'll be very "uncomfortable" (blue balls, if she asks further)...sounds crazy but I dunno it could work.  Good luck!

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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: Boom]
    #3366386 - 11/15/04 10:55 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

9 months in, u should have that bitch in line :wink:. Just playing, don't get offended. On a serious note just bring it up politely, and she should volunteer a solution if she cares about u.


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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: nunciate]
    #3366388 - 11/15/04 10:55 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

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nunciate said:
Try keeping score and post the results where she can see them.




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
that shit is hillarious. But I dont think that would have the desired affect. As far as her saying she thinks shes no good at it... thats bullshit. If your ass is squimen she knows shes doin a good job. Thats my opinion, but that makes her out to be a little more devious than you might want her to believe. I warn you friend, no matter how long youve known one, girls are always a tricky bunch. Tricks up their sleeves they have and many in number. In any case I hope Im wrong and that shes not like the majority I've known. Beejay is slightly biased do to recent events  :confused: I wish you luck though in your blowjob tally  :thumbup:


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: Boom]
    #3366393 - 11/15/04 10:56 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

Dude, encourage her, when she is down on you, moan, and tell her you like it, that it feels good, all of those things, get vocal and she will love it, it just reasures her that your enjoying it, rather then bitching cause she doesn't do it enough, or next time when your down on her, start wacking off, and she what she does. Just some adive, but i know that POSITIVE REINFORCMENT is always a good thing.  :grin: :penis:


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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: beejay]
    #3366394 - 11/15/04 10:57 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

Good choices jet, I don't have kids today and fight w/ my x over them because i believe in oral sex :wink:
It took a few good years, but i found a good one
imo, I like to go first, cuz i'm excited, but after i do, i enjoy making her p#$$^ come 4 or 5 x  :grin:
peace and love...


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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: JettaJay]
    #3366399 - 11/15/04 10:58 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

suggest 69?


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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: KreeprCeepr]
    #3366401 - 11/15/04 10:59 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

yeah chicks love when you spank it in front of em. I know it sounds wierd, but I've had a few that went ape-shit over it. Though Im not sure with the kind that dont have sex till marriage. ooo ooo ooo epiphany what about anal sex? think she would be down? yeah yer probably right, non of that either.


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: JettaJay]
    #3366403 - 11/15/04 10:59 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

I believe there is some sort of, perhaps I'll call it "sexual-dust", in the absence of the actual product/name.. But it's a sort of powder that adheres to the skin, and comes in really fruity flavors, cherry-passion etc. Sort of like powder-koolaid. [Hmm.. :idea:] Usuable on both sexes.

So maybe that'll add some more impetus for her to enjoy being your own sexual-Dirt Devil.
Either that, or try fruit-roll ups and wrap it around your Holy-Souljuice-Gun.



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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: beejay]
    #3366408 - 11/15/04 11:00 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

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I wish you luck though in your blowjob tally  :thumbup:





Thats Fucking Hilarious !!!! It made me laugh out loud which I do not do any more usually. Anyway I am just going to tal kto her tomorrow and she if I can't work something out. :pimpslap: <========= Think This'll Work ????  Hopefully maybe this is gonna happen tomorrow :blowjob:


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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: Kremlin]
    #3366412 - 11/15/04 11:01 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

yeah 69s a good idea too. too much for me though all that love at one time... KAPLOW! HA!


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
Hattori Hanzo said:
If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut


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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: beejay]
    #3366416 - 11/15/04 11:04 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

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ooo ooo ooo epiphany what about anal sex? think she would be down?




Actually she mentioned it once and I was like lets go. if you wanna, she wound up not cause she though it'd hurt to much.


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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: JettaJay]
    #3366436 - 11/15/04 11:08 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

Lube that balloon knot up. finger her ass for a while, then GENTLY insert your manhood. It takes a while to break em in, I'm sure you can work with her. But dude, seriously, if you can sit there and nail her in the ass, being no more than 2 inches away from the real glory hole, and NOT attempt to penetrate that sweet love garden... Well, bro, your a stronger man than I.

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Re: Question : WARNING Sexual Content Ahead [Re: JettaJay]
    #3366441 - 11/15/04 11:08 PM (12 years, 23 days ago)

well sir your gonna have to explore a little my friend. Suck it up and jam your thumb in her ass while your chowin down. OK that was a little outta line, but the idea is pure in its intentions. Gonna have to work up to somethin like that. Your gonna have to get your hands dirty so to speak :wink: Dam I wish this was in OTD. If you can get her into it, just be patient and sloooooooooow, otherwise your doomed to never visit the palace of the mighty stink star.


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Anjaba said:
Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
mantis said:
Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
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If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut


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