psilocyberin said:

The one year I was at college, I stayed in a dorm, which happened to be an all males dorm, and we basically had a huge shower area, about 7 divided shower areas with the same coverage as a bathroom stall, so there was room beneath the dividers.
Each division had its own drain, but it wasn't a perfect system. So, on the rare day that I actually wake up for class AND take a shower, this douchebag from down the hall gets in the stall next to me and starts masturbating furiously. I try to shower as quickly as possible, trying to not think about the slapping sounds. So, as I am grabbing my towel from the hook and drying off, I hear him spitting, very loudly, like almost cartoonish PTOOEY's. Luckily I was out of his water flow as I watched globs of semen cascade into my stall and into my drain.

The guy was trying to cover up his ejaculation, and thinking he was sneaky about it, by assuming someone would mistake his semen for spit. Later that day I took a huge Taco Bell dump in front of his door and smeared some on his doorknob.

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