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KingOftheThing
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HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today
#5751191 - 06/14/06 09:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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ok so for my job today i had to go down to another auto campus of ours. our second campus is about 1 1/2hrs away. im thinking sweet, 3hrs or so out of the dealership. i jump in an 06 GTO, 400hp, 6 speed, thing is a monster, i fucking cruising, grabbin gears, just enjoying the shit out of it. about halfway there i have to take a piss SUPER bad, i was slamming a giant starbuck's on the way. so i pull over at the next piss stop, which happens to be this shitty little rest stop which is really out in BFE. this place looks real run down, there are 3 cars in the parking lot, one of which looks abandoned. so i start to walk into the men's room and i hear what i think is talking. when i get in OH MY GOD I HEARD THE NOISES!!! what i heard was moaning, man moaning and some dude talking about how good it was to fuck something. this noise was accompanied by the unmistakable slappping sounds of sex. this was two men having anal sex in a rest stop stall. i got the fuck right out of there, quickly pissed in the ladies room and shot out of there like a bat outta hell. now ive heard of this shit in movies, jokes about it. ive heard gay rest stop jokes on the radio in the morning. i never really thought gay dudes actually did stuff at rest stops!!! i mean i traveled a whole lot as a kid with my parents, we stopped in countless rest areas, even napped in the van at some. never once did i see anything, or hear anything resembling gay sex. it was just soo fucking god damn fucked up!! the guys at work now have fodder to bust my balls with for weeks watch yourselves at those stops!!! 
this story is 100% true, no joking at all....its just as unbelievable to me
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5751232 - 06/14/06 09:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude, I'm sorry you had to go through that experience. I feel for you. I once walked into a bathroom stall while a man was masturbating.
I am still scarred.
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DrunkenAttempt
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5751243 - 06/14/06 09:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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hahah crazy ass homo's, too bad there wasn't two chicks going at it in the ladies room
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KingOftheThing
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
#5751253 - 06/14/06 09:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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DrunkenAttempt said: hahah crazy ass homo's, too bad there wasn't two chicks going at it in the ladies room
lol that kinda shit never happens, dammit
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
#5751256 - 06/14/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have walked in and even observed heterosexual activity in public restrooms but never homosex. I can't say it would do a whole lot to creep me out. It's just two folks getting their jollies on. Take your piss and move on. wtf?
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5751295 - 06/14/06 09:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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That is fucking gross.
It sounds like that bathroom is a "cruisy" place. Basically, gay dudes meet up with other gay dudes they've never seen before and have ...errr....relations.
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5751318 - 06/14/06 09:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah that is definitely some fucked up shit
great story for a party, if told right lol
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KingOftheThing
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: debianlinux]
#5751330 - 06/14/06 09:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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debianlinux said: I have walked in and even observed heterosexual activity in public restrooms but never homosex. I can't say it would do a whole lot to creep me out. It's just two folks getting their jollies on. Take your piss and move on. wtf?
it actually took me a couple seconds to realize it was 2 dudes and not a couple
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5751395 - 06/14/06 09:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lol thats awsome...should have knocked on the stall door and said "house keeping" .. woulda scared the shit outta them... funny story tho, exciting driving..bladder inflation and homoerotic secks in a run down truck stop...good times good times
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5751430 - 06/14/06 09:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
KingOftheThing said:
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DrunkenAttempt said: hahah crazy ass homo's, too bad there wasn't two chicks going at it in the ladies room
lol that kinda shit never happens, dammit
happened to me
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: AA2277]
#5751456 - 06/14/06 09:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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lucky bastard lol
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KingOftheThing
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
#5751473 - 06/14/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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cApTaInCrAp said: Lol thats awsome...should have knocked on the stall door and said "house keeping" .. woulda scared the shit outta them... funny story tho, exciting driving..bladder inflation and homoerotic secks in a run down truck stop...good times good times
fuck knocking, i dont need some dahmer type gay dude stabbing my skull with a screw driver
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5751529 - 06/14/06 10:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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KingOftheThing said: fuck knocking, i dont need some dahmer type gay dude stabbing my skull with a screw driver
I think that he would want to impale you with something other than a screwdriver.
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5751928 - 06/14/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I bet that sound will never leave your mind. And damn it, the noise that I imagined will probably never leave my mind either. Curse you!
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KingOftheThing
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: HandsomeDave]
#5751969 - 06/15/06 12:01 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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well i dont know if its gonna haunt me...i mean its not like i saw a murder. or even actually saw the butttsexx00ring. but it will change the way i think walking into a rest stop
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5751979 - 06/15/06 12:04 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haha...what a funny incident to occur. I will think of this at every rest stop I visit on the way to Ohio.
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5751980 - 06/15/06 12:05 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Man you should have at least said something. A simple "so hows it hangin in there gentlemen?" would have been extremely funny.
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KingOftheThing
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: MOTH]
#5751997 - 06/15/06 12:13 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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EllemyshShade said: Haha...what a funny incident to occur. I will think of this at every rest stop I visit on the way to Ohio.
lol, i was thinking that it would be a funny scene for a movie or something. its was so surreal. i did get instantly scared though, ya never know if its 2 dudes who arent "out" yet and would get violent cuz i saw them. i was careful to quietly leave, they were so being so frickin loud though maybe they wanted someone to notice. who knows it could be a happening homo hot spot. hahah any gay guys from ohio interested it was somewhere between mentor and stow
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5752037 - 06/15/06 12:29 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Last year on the drive, we had someone constantly tell us
"the truckers are fucking in the rest stops."
I just didn't believe the guy -no. I didn 't WANT to believe him.
How wrong I was.
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5752056 - 06/15/06 12:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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The one year I was at college, I stayed in a dorm, which happened to be an all males dorm, and we basically had a huge shower area, about 7 divided shower areas with the same coverage as a bathroom stall, so there was room beneath the dividers. Each division had its own drain, but it wasn't a perfect system. So, on the rare day that I actually wake up for class AND take a shower, this douchebag from down the hall gets in the stall next to me and starts masturbating furiously. I try to shower as quickly as possible, trying to not think about the slapping sounds. So, as I am grabbing my towel from the hook and drying off, I hear him spitting, very loudly, like almost cartoonish PTOOEY's. Luckily I was out of his water flow as I watched globs of semen cascade into my stall and into my drain.
The guy was trying to cover up his ejaculation, and thinking he was sneaky about it, by assuming someone would mistake his semen for spit. Later that day I took a huge Taco Bell dump in front of his door and smeared some on his doorknob.
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: SneezingPenis]
#5752062 - 06/15/06 12:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mmmm...Taco Bell.
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KingOftheThing
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: SneezingPenis]
#5752121 - 06/15/06 01:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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psilocyberin said: The one year I was at college, I stayed in a dorm, which happened to be an all males dorm, and we basically had a huge shower area, about 7 divided shower areas with the same coverage as a bathroom stall, so there was room beneath the dividers. Each division had its own drain, but it wasn't a perfect system. So, on the rare day that I actually wake up for class AND take a shower, this douchebag from down the hall gets in the stall next to me and starts masturbating furiously. I try to shower as quickly as possible, trying to not think about the slapping sounds. So, as I am grabbing my towel from the hook and drying off, I hear him spitting, very loudly, like almost cartoonish PTOOEY's. Luckily I was out of his water flow as I watched globs of semen cascade into my stall and into my drain.
The guy was trying to cover up his ejaculation, and thinking he was sneaky about it, by assuming someone would mistake his semen for spit. Later that day I took a huge Taco Bell dump in front of his door and smeared some on his doorknob.
hahah
you gotta check out this video clip...these crazy ohio people!! this local news channel setup a hidden camera sting to catch kids and adults pulling up porn on the library computers. they catch this one guy actually jacking off in plain view on camera, they show it blurred of course. the news guy confronts him then in front of his house. the guy's parents freak out. at the end the librarian tells news guy they have kicked the dude out for jacking before... he must have signed a release, cuz they show his face. http://www.foundrymusic.com/braincandy/displaymedia.cfm/id/11739
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Re: HOLY CRAP!!! the craziest shit happened to me today [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5752129 - 06/15/06 01:20 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thanks for sharing that link.
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