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freddurgan
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Rice sexually reproduces when immersed in hot water, I swear
#4750721 - 10/03/05 06:07 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Put a tiny bag of rice in the soup and WHAM! It's rice stew. I didn't put THAT much rice in the soup, but it's crazy how much rice is in this pot.
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D4NK
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Re: Rice sexually reproduces when immersed in hot water, I swear [Re: freddurgan]
#4750731 - 10/03/05 06:09 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thats because rice is "The Shit". I'm suprised you don't know that by now.
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WeAreAllOne
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Re: Rice sexually reproduces when immersed in hot water, I swear [Re: freddurgan]
#4750818 - 10/03/05 06:30 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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i just ate chinese food. it was damn good.
how was the soup?
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AliceDee
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Re: Rice sexually reproduces when immersed in hot water, I swear [Re: WeAreAllOne]
#4750902 - 10/03/05 06:49 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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i want chinese now
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WeAreAllOne
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Re: Rice sexually reproduces when immersed in hot water, I swear [Re: AliceDee]
#4750920 - 10/03/05 06:54 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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sweet and sour chicken with pork fried rice. eggroll. sweet and sour sauce. and of course the fortune cookie.
mmmmm. so good.
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AliceDee
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Re: Rice sexually reproduces when immersed in hot water, I swear [Re: WeAreAllOne]
#4750954 - 10/03/05 07:03 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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orange chicken with egg fried rice with crab ragoons and sweet and sour sauce
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D4NK
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Re: Rice sexually reproduces when immersed in hot water, I swear [Re: AliceDee]
#4751194 - 10/03/05 07:48 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I had chinese buffet earlier, had a little of everything. I ate around 10AM, and at 10+ hours later I'm still not hungry. $6.15 well spent I'd say. (college student on a budget )
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freddurgan
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Re: Rice sexually reproduces when immersed in hot water, I swear [Re: D4NK]
#4751350 - 10/03/05 08:13 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Soup was awesome.
4 cups water 2 bouillon cubes boiled some chicken added 4 more cups one more cube soup mix rice boil for 8 minutes great
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faslimy
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Re: Rice sexually reproduces when immersed in hot water, I swear [Re: freddurgan]
#4751386 - 10/03/05 08:18 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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nasi goreng~
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swampthing
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Re: Rice sexually reproduces when immersed in hot water, I swear [Re: faslimy]
#4751412 - 10/03/05 08:22 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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'rice is the shit" ahahah! hell yes!
ever eat mochi ice cream? its from japan, its this little hockey pucks with a rice flour outside and icecream on the inside... they even have a green tea flavor... they are so good.. i think imma eat my last one!@
you can get them in some stores like Trader Joe's or japanese restaurants... wordup
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Re: Rice sexually reproduces when immersed in hot water, I swear [Re: freddurgan]
#4751495 - 10/03/05 08:41 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Is this a joke?
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Stonerguy
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Re: Rice sexually reproduces when immersed in hot water, I swear [Re: freddurgan]
#4751501 - 10/03/05 08:42 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Rice absorbs moister and alot off it, down here in the south where it is hummid we mix rice with the salt so it wont clump.
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D4NK
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Re: Rice sexually reproduces when immersed in hot water, I swear [Re: Stonerguy]
#4751578 - 10/03/05 09:01 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Probably the main reason I like rice so much is the fact that it is so versitile and cheap. When you are on a budget, you can still eat well for damn cheap. My favorite mix is cup of brown rice, cup of quality vegetables, and a healthy amount of chicken. It is really cheap to eat off of, dosen't get boring very quickly, and its good for losing weight also. Damn, even the mushies like it!
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Re: Rice sexually reproduces when immersed in hot water, I swear [Re: freddurgan]
#4751646 - 10/03/05 09:24 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Rice is great. At a time in my life when I was on a fixed income I had blown all my money and found myself with $20 to last me 3 weeks. I went and bought a huge bag of rice and ate rice every day until I had money again. I was preparing rice in every imaginable way with the few spices and condiments I had in the apartment. Rice-and-jam actually made a nice treat after a couple weeks!
I never went hungry...
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Re: Rice sexually reproduces when immersed in hot water, I swear [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4752003 - 10/03/05 10:33 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Theres been times in my life where i didnt get out of bed for months on end.Rice saved my life and it helped me in every way you can fathom.After a year long rice affair i found myself snorting grounded up rice this got stupid.
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