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Offlinegrphish
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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: Skunk420]
    #4197902 - 05/20/05 12:24 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

damn
hey thats not a reason to dump your boyfriend for but
listen to this..
you can try be all crazy cocktease, don't let too much skin uncover pretty soon, wear heels and generally, when even my hottest girlfriends [ ive had a girl who looks like angeliana jolie in tombraider - i kid you not ] , she was perfect, lips, legs, tits, ass... she was infitely better than any model ive ever seen - and she sometimes made the mistake of getting naked too soon and all that got abit unsexy over time... but one time she realised i guess and what she did was fuck me with her skirt on and a bra barely showing... and thats when i was like whoah!!!


the moral of the story, besides me getting a boner is, don't be too eeger to show your sexyness and through that, you will


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: grphish]
    #4197912 - 05/20/05 12:32 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Um... you're hot... the end...

I could post long drawn out reasoning, facts, theories, and newspaper clipping supporting my claim but there's not really a point since your hotness is staring us all in the face.  :smirk:


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: grphish]
    #4197919 - 05/20/05 12:35 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

they were just experiences that is all, I have never had a boyfriend..just friendly experiences..how awkward..


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #4197924 - 05/20/05 12:37 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

lol. agreed.


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: Skunk420]
    #4197930 - 05/20/05 12:40 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

you let a man suck your dick
were you that confused?


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: grphish]
    #4197935 - 05/20/05 12:42 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

nope just horny...:lol: it happens all the time..it is called life..


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: Skunk420]
    #4197943 - 05/20/05 12:44 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

skunk78395 said:
nope just horny...:lol: it happens all the time..it is called life..




...This thread took a left and I took a right.  :what:


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #4197951 - 05/20/05 12:46 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

why? it goes on all the time..try being open minded sexually..:lol: what planet are you from?


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: Skunk420]
    #4197961 - 05/20/05 12:49 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

It's all good man, I'm just not very sexually open I guess.

Guys don't really turn me off, I just find them alot more annoying than girls.


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: Delyrium]
    #4197988 - 05/20/05 12:56 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Okay, I am a girl and I feel driven to respond to this.

Basically, honey, you are adorable. And for me, adorable = sexy. Everyone has different tastes, but if your boy doesn't think you're the hottest little thing on his block then he is BLIND.

You are adorable! And trust me, that's the highest compliment I will ever give to another human being based on physical appearence.


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: Delyrium]
    #4197990 - 05/20/05 12:56 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I've been called cute many times, but never sexy or hot. It's even worse when you're a guy. Know why? Cuz cute girls can still get laid. If you're a guy, you have to be hot or sexy.


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #4197992 - 05/20/05 12:56 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

in this day and age?? OMG!! no way!! :lol:


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: Skunk420]
    #4198018 - 05/20/05 01:02 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

So true...

In this day and age there's only three types of guys I come across.

The Image Conscious Stud - The guy who thinks the mark of a individual is how much sex they get and they feel obligated to tell you about it. They always have to project how much better they are than everyone and tell you about it at the same time.

Quote "Dude... I need some pussy"

The Image Conscious Scenester - The guy who thinks the mark of a individual is how unique they are by following trends.

Quote "Dude... meterosexualism was so last year, it's all about looking like huggy bear now"

The Image Conscious Unaffiliated - The guy who doesn't know who he is and just kind of follows the other two around

Quote "Dude... you're right"

Now I can't really stand being amongst any of those. I much prefer the neurotic and crazy psychosis of females. I can't imagine pillow talk with a guy being anything but creeping and weird too.


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #4198055 - 05/20/05 01:10 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

what about the drugged up guy that can't ever talk cause they're too busy laughing?
they're people too you know! with emotions!


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: grphish]
    #4198059 - 05/20/05 01:12 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

grphish said:
what about the drugged up guy that can't ever talk cause they're too busy laughing?
they're people too you know! with emotions!




I'm kind of that guy and I already have sex with myself.


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #4198079 - 05/20/05 01:15 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

okay i have to admit it youre hot. im horribly attracted to you. its the truth if i saw you at a party.. i could not resist hitting on you. its the straight truth. maybee you need to bw with someone that respects you a bit more?


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #4198098 - 05/20/05 01:23 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

same here
occasionally i have sex with brianna banks and gauge though as well


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: Delyrium]
    #4198108 - 05/20/05 01:25 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

You have butter teeth and a deformed looking head.

Hence the cropping on the picture to only show your body.


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: grphish]
    #4198132 - 05/20/05 01:32 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

grphish said:
damn
hey thats not a reason to dump your boyfriend for but
listen to this..
you can try be all crazy cocktease, don't let too much skin uncover pretty soon, wear heels and generally, when even my hottest girlfriends [ ive had a girl who looks like angeliana jolie in tombraider - i kid you not ] , she was perfect, lips, legs, tits, ass... she was infitely better than any model ive ever seen - and she sometimes made the mistake of getting naked too soon and all that got abit unsexy over time... but one time she realised i guess and what she did was fuck me with her skirt on and a bra barely showing... and thats when i was like whoah!!!


the moral of the story, besides me getting a boner is, don't be too eeger to show your sexyness and through that, you will





Definately good advice. Don't let him just rip your clothes off. That does get un-sexy after a while and very boring. You have to act like you don't want it and keep him at bay. It's a hate / love situation for us, well for me and most other guys I know. Makes it a challenge and is rather kinky.


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Re: "you'll never be sexy or hot... you're just cute" [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4198199 - 05/20/05 01:48 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

buy him a white lace glove and give it to him.

ask him if he thinks his hand is sexy with lingerie... then break up with him


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