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InvisibleLiquidkick
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WOW, This girl gave me...
    #4555737 - 08/19/05 04:49 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

hickies.....

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!! I woke up today and am like WTF!!!

I must have some damn sensitive skin or something....


So yeah, never really had to get rid of a hicky fast, but today is friday and i need to pick up new chicks... I can't believe i am fucking tagged like this.


Anyone know a secret to get rid of these things quick?


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Re: WOW, This girl gave me... [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4555741 - 08/19/05 04:50 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

spoon in the freeze til it's frosty, hold it on the hicky until it's warm. repeat until not needed.


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Re: WOW, This girl gave me... [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4555752 - 08/19/05 04:57 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

one time i went into work with a HUGE hickey. that bitch was biting and sucking the hell out of me. my boss got kind of concerned and made me put bandaids over them, took like 3 bandaids on one side to cover up the big one. after work i left the bandages on to show my girl, she just laughed at me. hickies are trashy..i told her not to do it anymore. i think maybe she did it on purpose. like marking her territory or something..


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InvisibleLiquidkick
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Re: WOW, This girl gave me... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4555763 - 08/19/05 05:00 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

seriously.. I can't pick up any other chicks cause of this shit now....

Unless they are drunk as fuck and can't see my hickies.

I was so damn drunk i wasn't even paying attention when she was sucking on my neck.


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Re: WOW, This girl gave me... [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4555768 - 08/19/05 05:03 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

have a friend punch you in the neck to make the bruise bigger.
that way, you'll have a war wound, instead of a hickey.


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Re: WOW, This girl gave me... [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4555792 - 08/19/05 05:12 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Just tell the girls that you had a lonely night with the vacuum cleaner last night.


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Re: WOW, This girl gave me... [Re: killme]
    #4555794 - 08/19/05 05:12 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

lol ya thatll work..


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Re: WOW, This girl gave me... [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4555808 - 08/19/05 05:18 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

They do that to mark their territory
It's like the female version of pissing on trees


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Re: WOW, This girl gave me... [Re: AliceDee]
    #4555818 - 08/19/05 05:20 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

these are some dark hickies... i don't think anything is gonna work, and probably fucked for the rest of the weekend.


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Re: WOW, This girl gave me... [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4555825 - 08/19/05 05:22 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

not completely ruined... just get with the girl that gave em to ya...


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Re: WOW, This girl gave me... [Re: AliceDee]
    #4555889 - 08/19/05 05:38 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

get a sharpie and make it into something.


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Re: WOW, This girl gave me... [Re: Liquidkick]
    #4555921 - 08/19/05 05:46 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Just tell her that her hickie is stopping you from fucking others, so you need to fuck her.

Unless she's fat blobbering lesbian who your little Asian body curled up next to in a drunken stupor, at which point she thought you were a Chinese chicken wing and tried sucking the juices off your neck. In that case I'd just go to a strip club.


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