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OfflineEthanEdwards
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how to pick up girls
    #1716290 - 07/14/03 11:27 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

Hi, I was wondering how to pick up girls.


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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: EthanEdwards]
    #1716323 - 07/14/03 11:36 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

It is not a unilateral process which you can do to females.


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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Phencyclidine]
    #1716368 - 07/14/03 11:47 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

first you sneak up behind her quietly, hit her on the head with a pipe. throw her in your trunk and drive home.

Wa-la !! You've successfully picked up a girl.
The hard part is getting rid of the body, uh, i mean her.


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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: EthanEdwards]
    #1716402 - 07/14/03 11:53 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

I just make shure i lift with my legs if they weigh a lot so i dont hurt my back.... :smile:


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OfflineEthanEdwards
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Golem]
    #1716408 - 07/14/03 11:54 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)



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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: EthanEdwards]
    #1716456 - 07/15/03 12:01 AM (14 years, 14 days ago)

Well, maybe start off by not referring to girls as something to pick up.


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OfflineEthanEdwards
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: LeViTY]
    #1716467 - 07/15/03 12:04 AM (14 years, 14 days ago)

But they keep on encouraging me by posting their pictures on the internet


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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: EthanEdwards]
    #1716493 - 07/15/03 12:09 AM (14 years, 14 days ago)

you're fucking retarded.

get a life.


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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: EthanEdwards]
    #1716497 - 07/15/03 12:10 AM (14 years, 14 days ago)

The real way to pick up girls is to post "I would like to have sex with a girl, any takers?" in OTD. This is 100% fool proof.


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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: EthanEdwards]
    #1716520 - 07/15/03 12:13 AM (14 years, 14 days ago)

Har Har...


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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: LeViTY]
    #1716579 - 07/15/03 12:23 AM (14 years, 14 days ago)

Ethan, based on Levity's and Acidic_Sloth's replies, I would say that you are excellent at picking up girls over the Internet. Congrats.


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Anonymous

Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Phencyclidine]
    #1716626 - 07/15/03 12:33 AM (14 years, 14 days ago)

Yep a regular ladies man!..Lets jusy say if they weigh more than 140 and are really short then just dont pick em up...or you will probably end up with a Wanda type...ok


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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: EthanEdwards]
    #1716629 - 07/15/03 12:33 AM (14 years, 14 days ago)

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OfflineEthanEdwards
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: ]
    #1716693 - 07/15/03 12:49 AM (14 years, 14 days ago)

I think they don't like my avatar.


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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: EthanEdwards]
    #1716719 - 07/15/03 12:57 AM (14 years, 13 days ago)

You gotta be sly. Use words like Dig, cats, radical, groove, and vibe.


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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: PDU]
    #1716735 - 07/15/03 01:02 AM (14 years, 13 days ago)

I think you're right.


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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: EthanEdwards]
    #1716790 - 07/15/03 01:18 AM (14 years, 13 days ago)

Always.


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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: EthanEdwards]
    #1716900 - 07/15/03 02:07 AM (14 years, 13 days ago)

Your avatar dances like an idiot... :shocked:


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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: TxTec]
    #1719107 - 07/15/03 07:53 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

should I move this thread to OTD......you guys decide  :wink: 


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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Ripple]
    #1719185 - 07/15/03 08:15 PM (14 years, 13 days ago)

this is a good thread... funny and interesting... here is my advice, just be yourself... and if you really hyper and idiotic in publick... then take some xanaxes or something and try again... if you follow guides you will fail!


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