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EthanEdwards
In which Dorisgets her oats

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how to pick up girls
#1716290 - 07/14/03 09:27 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hi, I was wondering how to pick up girls.
-------------------- Everybody must give something back for something they got.- Bob Dylan
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Phencyclidine
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It is not a unilateral process which you can do to females.
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Golem
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first you sneak up behind her quietly, hit her on the head with a pipe. throw her in your trunk and drive home.
Wa-la !! You've successfully picked up a girl. The hard part is getting rid of the body, uh, i mean her.
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Anonymous
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I just make shure i lift with my legs if they weigh a lot so i dont hurt my back....
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EthanEdwards
In which Dorisgets her oats

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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Golem]
#1716408 - 07/14/03 09:54 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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-------------------- Everybody must give something back for something they got.- Bob Dylan
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Anonymous
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Well, maybe start off by not referring to girls as something to pick up.
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EthanEdwards
In which Dorisgets her oats

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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: LeViTY]
#1716467 - 07/14/03 10:04 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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But they keep on encouraging me by posting their pictures on the internet
-------------------- Everybody must give something back for something they got.- Bob Dylan
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Acidic_Sloth
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you're fucking retarded.
get a life.
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Phencyclidine
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The real way to pick up girls is to post "I would like to have sex with a girl, any takers?" in OTD. This is 100% fool proof.
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Anonymous
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Har Har...
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Phencyclidine
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: LeViTY]
#1716579 - 07/14/03 10:23 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ethan, based on Levity's and Acidic_Sloth's replies, I would say that you are excellent at picking up girls over the Internet. Congrats.
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Anonymous
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Yep a regular ladies man!..Lets jusy say if they weigh more than 140 and are really short then just dont pick em up...or you will probably end up with a Wanda type...ok
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EthanEdwards
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: ]
#1716693 - 07/14/03 10:49 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think they don't like my avatar.
-------------------- Everybody must give something back for something they got.- Bob Dylan
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PDU
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You gotta be sly. Use words like Dig, cats, radical, groove, and vibe.
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EthanEdwards
In which Dorisgets her oats

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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: PDU]
#1716735 - 07/14/03 11:02 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think you're right.
-------------------- Everybody must give something back for something they got.- Bob Dylan
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PDU
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Always.
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Anonymous
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Your avatar dances like an idiot...
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Ripple
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: TxTec]
#1719107 - 07/15/03 05:53 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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should I move this thread to OTD......you guys decide
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c0ma
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Ripple]
#1719185 - 07/15/03 06:15 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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this is a good thread... funny and interesting... here is my advice, just be yourself... and if you really hyper and idiotic in publick... then take some xanaxes or something and try again... if you follow guides you will fail!
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Ripple
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: c0ma]
#1719200 - 07/15/03 07:26 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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"and if you really hyper and idiotic in publick... then take some xanaxes or something and try again... "
Good advice!
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c0ma
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Ripple]
#1719209 - 07/15/03 07:31 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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if xanaxes don't work... well you can try this guys advice...
http://myboringlife.com/what_i/want.html
100% proof on a first date!
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Anonymous
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: c0ma]
#1719261 - 07/15/03 08:00 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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don't pick up girls it always ends up hurting your feelings in the end, just be "friends"
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EthanEdwards
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: ]
#1719278 - 07/15/03 08:07 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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I get sick and usually vomit when i attempt to pick up girls
-------------------- Everybody must give something back for something they got.- Bob Dylan
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Ellis Dee
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Quote:
EthanEdwards said: Hi, I was wondering how to pick up girls.
"A little coke moey doesn't hurt." -Manny (Scarface)
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Ellis Dee]
#1719452 - 07/15/03 09:17 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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^ truer words were never spoken
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Anonymous
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Just offer to pay her rent...That never fails my friend
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PDU
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Ripple]
#1719670 - 07/15/03 10:37 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ripple said: "and if you really hyper and idiotic in publick... then take some xanaxes or something and try again... "
Good advice!
Na, girls like guy's that are bold!
To answer the original question, we really need to know what kind of girls your going for...different techniques for the different types. Hyper activity and idiotism is a big plus in the punk rock/alternative crowd.
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smoke6969
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: PDU]
#1719782 - 07/15/03 11:06 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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agreed it depends who you are and what type of girls u are going for to deside but if uhave to think about this and all then you ae not being yourself becasu if you are truly being that then you will find each otha speaking generally of course
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Phencyclidine
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: smoke6969]
#1720004 - 07/16/03 12:19 AM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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How do you pick up the brunettes with glasses and with their hair in a bun and a pencil in the back of their hair? Do you have to be like really smart to trick them into having sex with you?
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Ellis Dee
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Phencyclidine said: How do you pick up the brunettes with glasses and with their hair in a bun and a pencil in the back of their hair? Do you have to be like really smart to trick them into having sex with you?
Just ask them. Girls like that usually have little romance in their lives and fantacize a lot. They'll be excited just to have a date with a real man.
-------------------- "If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Ellis Dee]
#1720320 - 07/16/03 02:04 AM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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Compliments, for some reason chicks love to be complimented. It sounds as if what you're saying is cringeworthy but the girls love it.
"Whats it like being the most beautiful girl here?"
"Wow, I'm sorry if I'm mumbling but I'm too distracted by your beauty"
etc, it's all bolux but girls can't get enough. Pay special attention to their hair and shoes. You'll soon be playing hide the sausage.
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Jackal]
#1720455 - 07/16/03 02:57 AM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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man i had this girl over tonight i like, and she called me by herself and came over, then had to go home and check in with her parents. When she called me back to do something she was with anohter guy, Motherfuck, like I wanna hang out with her and some other guy I was sooo pissed. fuckfuckfuck life sucks
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Ellis Dee
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Jackal]
#1720521 - 07/16/03 03:28 AM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jackal said: Compliments, for some reason chicks love to be complimented. It sounds as if what you're saying is cringeworthy but the girls love it. "Whats it like being the most beautiful girl here?" "Wow, I'm sorry if I'm mumbling but I'm too distracted by your beauty" etc, it's all bolux but girls can't get enough. Pay special attention to their hair and shoes. You'll soon be playing hide the sausage.
I find the opposite to be effective. For a couple months I dated a model. Most beautiful girl I ever layed eyes on. A real stone fox. When I met her we were in a group of friends and stuff was going on. I talked to her and a friend had told me she was a model but I didn't let on. So, she mentioned it, and looked stunned when she said it, I gave a look of disgust and said "like what a hand model!?!" She was taken back at my reaction. She knew she was a 10 and was used to being told it. And she said "No, I model clothing and stuff". I said, "You're kiddin me!" with a shocked look on my face. And she seemed desperate to persuade me that she was really a model, because I wouldn't believe it. I finally wouldn't admit she was a model and asked her what she really did. Later that night we ended up seriously making out and were soon intimate. I'm telling you, if you really want to nail the foxes you have to stand out from the crowd, and that might even mean insulting them. Maybe it's childish, but if you know how to pull it off without looking like a total a-hole, you're in.
-------------------- "If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Ellis Dee]
#1720656 - 07/16/03 05:45 AM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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just let it ride.......................
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Phencyclidine
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Ellis Dee]
#1721492 - 07/16/03 12:20 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Rail_Gun said:
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Phencyclidine said: How do you pick up the brunettes with glasses and with their hair in a bun and a pencil in the back of their hair? Do you have to be like really smart to trick them into having sex with you?
Just ask them. Girls like that usually have little romance in their lives and fantacize a lot. They'll be excited just to have a date with a real man.
No way man, they're the hot chicks. Supermodel looking chicks suck next to a brunette with glasses, hair in a bun and pencil in the hair.
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LysergicVision
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: c0ma]
#1722579 - 07/16/03 06:30 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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OK heres the thing - chicks (and guys<im sure some of you know what im talkin about>) can sense a person who wants them too much. Youll just come across all desperate and clingy if youre continually thinking of ways to pick someone up as soon as you start talking to them. Chicks Dig Confidence. ive seen some stunners with some pretty ugly guys - only because they've got the confidence and personality to carry it off.
Try going around and talking to chicks with the direct thought in mind - "Im not going to pick you up, im just going to have a normal, humorous, intelligent conversation with you and then we're going go our separate ways."
after a while, you will have lost the whole "i need to pick up" Stigma, and chicks will most probably find you a lot more attractive.
BTW - showering, deoderant, some expensive aftershave, and some fashionesque clothing go a long way to being considered "eligeable"
GOOD LUCK, and remember! the most important rule is JUST BE YOU! or else you'll have to be someone else for as long as you wanna keep the chick (which can get very tiring)
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Phencyclidine
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I dunno man, lots of contradictions in this thread. Girls like it when they know that you want to fuck them. Girls like it when you pretend that you don't want to fuck them. Girls like me but they don't like you.
Phencyclidine sez: "If you just go out and throw the dice enough times you're bound to get lucky."
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Ripple
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drugs work well.
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Phencyclidine
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Ripple]
#1723232 - 07/16/03 10:01 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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PCP knocks them out real good and for longer than ketamine will.
Alcohol can get them talking about sex.
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Ripple
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yeah I've used that method many years ago
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Phencyclidine
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Ripple]
#1723329 - 07/16/03 10:26 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've been using the PCP method for many years too.
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: c0ma]
#1723336 - 07/16/03 10:28 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
c0ma said: if xanaxes don't work... well you can try this guys advice...
http://myboringlife.com/what_i/want.html
100% proof on a first date!
HAHAHAhaaha, Group X is teh shit. New song to me
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Purple Haze
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just use the olde good ''body bag-club'' refined technique
takes a matter of seconds to master, give it a shot
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debianlinux
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Quote:
Phencyclidine said: to trick them into having sex with you
I believe this quote identifies the root of the problem.
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DiMiTriSouljah
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Phencyclidine said: I've been using the PCP method for many years too.
Oh come on. That method is so outdated. You gotta switch to Rohypnol with a pinch of GHB. Tried and true. Or if you're ballsy enough you could just use a tack hammer, this one might draw some more attention to you though.
Disclaimer: I despise rapists more than any other form of life on this planet...even those fucking mosquitoes.
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Zwieback0
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You might just have too high of standards. You are probably going for the drop dead gorgeous girls, when you shouldnt be. Start off low, gain experience, then go for the GOAL!!!!!!!!!
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PDU
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Re: how to pick up girls [Re: Zwieback0]
#1726125 - 07/17/03 08:24 PM (20 years, 6 months ago) |
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you gotta make them want you.
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Phencyclidine
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Quote:
DiMiTriSouljah said:
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Phencyclidine said: I've been using the PCP method for many years too.
Oh come on. That method is so outdated. You gotta switch to Rohypnol with a pinch of GHB. Tried and true. Or if you're ballsy enough you could just use a tack hammer, this one might draw some more attention to you though.
You might be right, but I'm an old man, and set in my ways. I guess I'm just a sucker for the classics.
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Disclaimer: I despise rapists more than any other form of life on this planet...even those fucking mosquitoes.
Me too. I presume that rape is very traumatic. I hope I don't take it too far in joking about it.
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Girls like to get treated like shit. Call her a slut and start hitting on her friend. She'll be on your nuts in no time....
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