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Ripple
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Re: how to pick up girls

[Re: Phencyclidine]
#1723239 - 07/16/03 10:03 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

yeah I've used that method many years ago

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Phencyclidine
Molecule

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 2,915

Re: how to pick up girls

[Re: Ripple]
#1723329 - 07/16/03 10:26 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

I've been using the PCP method for many years too.

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Cracka_X
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Registered: 01/25/03
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Loc: Swamp

Re: how to pick up girls

[Re: c0ma]
#1723336 - 07/16/03 10:28 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

c0ma said:

if xanaxes don't work... well you can try this guys advice...

http://myboringlife.com/what_i/want.html

100% proof on a first date!

HAHAHAhaaha, Group X is teh shit. New song to me

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Purple Haze
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Registered: 12/30/02
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Re: how to pick up girls

[Re: Phencyclidine]
#1725050 - 07/17/03 03:02 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

just use the olde good ''body bag-club'' refined technique

takes a matter of seconds to master, give it a shot

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debianlinux
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Re: how to pick up girls

[Re: Phencyclidine]
#1725275 - 07/17/03 03:53 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Phencyclidine said:

to trick them into having sex with you

I believe this quote identifies the root of the problem.

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DiMiTriSouljah
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Registered: 07/02/03
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Re: how to pick up girls

[Re: Phencyclidine]
#1725448 - 07/17/03 04:38 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Phencyclidine said:

I've been using the PCP method for many years too.

Oh come on. That method is so outdated. You gotta switch to Rohypnol with a pinch of GHB. Tried and true. Or if you're ballsy enough you could just use a tack hammer, this one might draw some more attention to you though.

Disclaimer: I despise rapists more than any other form of life on this planet...even those fucking mosquitoes.

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Zwieback0
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Registered: 08/23/02
Posts: 3,473

Re: how to pick up girls

[Re: DiMiTriSouljah]
#1725969 - 07/17/03 07:55 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

You might just have too high of standards. You are probably going for the drop dead gorgeous girls, when you shouldnt be. Start off low, gain experience, then go for the GOAL!!!!!!!!!

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PDU
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Registered: 12/03/02
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Re: how to pick up girls

[Re: Zwieback0]
#1726125 - 07/17/03 08:24 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

you gotta make them want you.

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Phencyclidine
Molecule

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 2,915

Re: how to pick up girls

[Re: DiMiTriSouljah]
#1726512 - 07/17/03 10:57 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

DiMiTriSouljah said:

Phencyclidine said:

I've been using the PCP method for many years too.

Oh come on. That method is so outdated. You gotta switch to Rohypnol with a pinch of GHB. Tried and true. Or if you're ballsy enough you could just use a tack hammer, this one might draw some more attention to you though.

You might be right, but I'm an old man, and set in my ways. I guess I'm just a sucker for the classics.

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Disclaimer: I despise rapists more than any other form of life on this planet...even those fucking mosquitoes.

Me too. I presume that rape is very traumatic. I hope I don't take it too far in joking about it.

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blowback
Nothing to lose,nothing to gein.

Registered: 06/03/03
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Re: how to pick up girls

[Re: Phencyclidine]
#1726925 - 07/18/03 02:19 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Girls like to get treated like shit. Call her a slut and start hitting on her friend. She'll be on your nuts in no time....

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