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OfflineForestTrip
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Welfare Joke
    #4331707 - 06/24/05 11:26 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up To the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants A chauffeur and bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her s*xu*l urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullsh*ttin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."


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Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
Remember how she said that
We would meet again
Some sunny day?
Vera! Vera!
What has become of you?
Does anybody else in here
Feel the way I do?


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OfflinePhluck
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Re: Welfare Joke [Re: ForestTrip]
    #4331734 - 06/24/05 11:36 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Good thing you edited the words "sexual" and "bullshitting". If I'd had to see them in their entirety, my eyeballs probably would have started bleeding.


OH NO I JUST TYPED THEM AUGAHAUAHGHAG


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Welfare Joke [Re: Phluck]
    #4331737 - 06/24/05 11:37 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

You now have flesh eating bacteria. :bye:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Welfare Joke [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4331819 - 06/24/05 12:01 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

lol bye bye Phluck!

btw, funny joke :laugh:


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Welfare Joke [Re: Phluck]
    #4331827 - 06/24/05 12:03 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Phluck said:
Good thing you edited the words "sexual" and "bullshitting". If I'd had to see them in their entirety, my eyeballs probably would have started bleeding.


OH NO I JUST TYPED THEM AUGAHAUAHGHAG




:lol:


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Re: Welfare Joke [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4331830 - 06/24/05 12:04 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

drtyfrnk said:
btw, funny joke :laugh:




I laughed harder at the fact that he edited "sexual"


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OfflineDF2K
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Re: Welfare Joke [Re: Phluck]
    #4332082 - 06/24/05 01:06 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Phluck said:
Good thing you edited the words "sexual" and "bullshitting". If I'd had to see them in their entirety, my eyeballs probably would have started bleeding.


OH NO I JUST TYPED THEM AUGAHAUAHGHAG




^^^ :rolleyes:

FUCK FUCK FUCK


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OfflineForestTrip
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Re: Welfare Joke [Re: DF2K]
    #4335773 - 06/25/05 02:00 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I didnt edit anything.


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Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
Remember how she said that
We would meet again
Some sunny day?
Vera! Vera!
What has become of you?
Does anybody else in here
Feel the way I do?


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