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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: BuddahKillah]
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Im mad picky, when I say perfect I mean for me. I have found a couple girls that I really liked, and the reason I am not looking for one right now, is because Im still not over my ex who I was in love with. We were together for 2 and a half years and it was amazing. Theres a bunch of other reasons that Im not searching for one as well and do not want one right now. I dont go out and have sex all the time, I havnt had sex since August. girls are the last thing on my mind right now. This was a thread on sex not love so chill. By the way I am 100% clean. <3


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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: euphoricpoison]
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euphoricpoison said:
The way I act really is just part of my personality


Well

duh.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Your Game?!? [Re: euphoricpoison]
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euphoricpoison said:
lol, I guess I'm the only freak. Haha, but its crazy because it always works, and yeah sometimes I'll get a stuck up bitch who is to good for the world and will look at me in disgust but who wants to fuck a stuck up bitch anyways.


um... i would probably look at you in disgust, and i am in no way, shape, or form stuck up. i am also far from being a bitch. i'm just not slutty... i don't sleep with just anyone. i have respect for my body and i am selective about my partners.

i would look at anyone who made a "joke" about leaving me pregnant in disgust though. i think most self-respecting females would.


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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: a2ndopinion]
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This guy gets laid because he's what girls are looking for; they want a cocky motherfucker, not some nice guy (hey, thats life). If you play hard to get youll be surprised how many girls will want you all of a sudden, because you dont NEED them and that fact attracts them.


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My apartment in New York was on Perry Street, a five minute walk from the White Horse. I often drank there, but I was never accepted because I wore a tie. The real people wanted no part of me.
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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: TuneInTurnOn]
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Congrats dude. What is the point? You got laid? You're a misogynist?

Sounds pretty unhealthy to me. You're seeking out women who want to be degraded and victimized. You sound like the type of guy who'd slip roofies into a girl's drink at a party and then brag about fucking her the next day to all of your friends. What did you expect, a pat on the back?


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As we live a life of ease,
Everyone of us has all we need
Sky of blue and Sea of Green
In our Yellow Submarine

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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: aelephant]
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Im really sorry if you think that dude, since I did not say that at all. Im a player, im not going to lie, but Im also a good guy who treats all women well, and they love me for it.


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My apartment in New York was on Perry Street, a five minute walk from the White Horse. I often drank there, but I was never accepted because I wore a tie. The real people wanted no part of me.
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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: TuneInTurnOn]
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TuneInTurnOn said:
This guy gets laid because he's what sluts are looking for; a cocky motherfucker.


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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: BuddahKillah]
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I said "girls" bro, not sluts.


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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: TuneInTurnOn]
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and I was correcting you

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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: TuneInTurnOn]
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I do not do it in a cocky way at all. If you met me you would see, I joke around all the time. I'm not an asshole at all and the girls I get with are for the most part not sluts, and the ones I go out with have made me wait. My ex of 2 and a half years was a virgin. I do not go for sluts. I joke about a lot of other stuff to when I talk to girls and I'm also really honest, most people I meet tell me that I have a great personality, and am funny as hell.

When it comes to relationships, I am 100 percent as good of a boyfriend as I can be. I will not cheat on the girl and I will do everything I can to make them happy. Its true that most stupid girls like assholes though, I have noticed this also. I'm not an asshole in any way, I'm just really sarcastic in a sick way.

When I say sometimes I talk to a stuck up girl, I can tell right away that shes a bitch. The Hamptons are full of rich as snobs who think they are better then every one else and I hate people who are stuck up.
Lol, I am really respectful of girls and would never do something so fucked up. I do not get laid a lot, I haven't had sex since the summer and haven't even tried to. I have to many things going on in my life right now to even think about girls. However I'm not worried about finding a girlfriend.

You guys can assume anything you want but, you do not know meas a person. I am a really nice person and in no way an asshole. Even when I meet a girl where I say something that they didn't like, I always apologize and let them know I was just joking. Most of the time the girls are superficial bitches though, however there has been some that were actually nice and I still talk to. Most girls in my town are all about money and how much you have. I hate girls who are stuck up.


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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: TuneInTurnOn]
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It's true that females are attracted to confidence.
It's false that the only way to be confident is to be a douchebag.

Sluts sleep with douchebags, women sleep with men.

The "game" is all about men pretending they are better than women and don't need them. Some women are ignorant of the fact that they are being objectified and degraded, some have been brainwashed by society to accept it, and some are stronger willed than that.


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As we live a life of ease,
Everyone of us has all we need
Sky of blue and Sea of Green
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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: euphoricpoison]
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If a girl sleeps with you after you tell her you want to take her back to your house get drunk and fuck... shes a slut.(even if you where just "joking")

Not that there's anything wrong with having sex with a slut... Just make sure they are clean sluts.

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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: aelephant]
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I agree, however there is a difference in being funny and being an asshole. It all depends on how the person is and how They acts. I'm not a scumbag in any way, I like to make people smile and have fun.


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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: euphoricpoison]
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euphoricpoison said:
This is funny. because when I meet a girl I like, or am going to bang; I will act very sarcastic in a disgustingly perverted flirting kind of way. I will say stupid things to them and stare right at there tits and like shake my head in satisfaction. I tell them stupid things like "god, just wait until were home... the things I am going to do to you"! I pretend that were already going to do it sarcastically and we always end up banging. Some times Ill tell them "lets go back to my house, well drink, get drunk and one thing will lead to another and hopefully youl be pregnant by the end of the night"
I say stupid ass shit the whole time, until I finally get her naked. Then I turn in to this totally different person. Like Ill be joking the very last second until were about to fuck and then I turn in to this violent fucking person who just wants to destroy the girl sexually. My face turns completely serious and I know I look angry as hell. I always fuck very violently, and its just weird how I change in a split second from joking and funny to I'm going to straight up wreck you!
Any one else like this?



This is an incredibly inane post. I dont fucking care, AT ALL. WTF is the point of dedicating a thread to the fact that you have some Jekyl/Hide disorder when it comes to having casual sex? Its not a good thing.


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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: mr_kite]
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Dude whatever that shit is golden.


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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: BuddahKillah]
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BuddahKillah said:
If a girl sleeps with you after you tell her you want to take her back to your house get drunk and fuck... shes a slut.(even if you where just "joking")

Not that there's anything wrong with having sex with a slut... Just make sure they are clean sluts.


i'm a chick... but i think that if i were a dude, i would think that there was something wrong with sleeping with sluts...even "clean" ones. i mean... just thinking about how many other hundreds of cocks have been all up in her shit would be enough to turn me off. i don't think i'd be able to walk away from that situation feeling good about myself knowing i just pounded some ho'-fo'-sho' who has been taken for more rides than the New York Subway System. it's gotta be like (and i know i've said this before) throwing a hot dog down a hallway...



...only the hallway might also have chlamydia.


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Boo, you whore.

Edited by a2ndopinion (01/05/07 11:13 PM)

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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: a2ndopinion]
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I was at a keg party for new years. About 1:00 about every one was doing keg stands.But me, my(c) back was really starting to hurt. So I need a pain pill, that was in my bothers room for safe keeping. There was a girl(j) pass out in my bothers room,from having to much to drink.I walk into the room, trying not to make very much nose.I didn't won't to wake her.Out of blue, I here
J "this is T's room"
J "what are you doing in here "
J starts calling for my bother.(was doing a keg a stand at the time )
C I'm here for my pills.
C Is there anything, that I get for you like a unopened bottle of water, food.
J I went to ECU, I known what happens at party's
C Sorry Miss, I'm just here for my pills.
J Don't you touch me, with you're dirty hands.
(At that time going tho my mind was the Duke rape chase)
C Sorry Miss, I'm just here for my pills.
Shes yelling
J Get out of here.
J Get out of here
C I'm not here to hurt you, I'm just here for my pills.Sorry I bothered you

She was HOT in that dress and wasn't wearing any underwear,had nice big boobs and a nice set of lips,not the ones on her face :blush:. If I could have sex it would have been with that girl. But not in her state of mind, at that time. If I had done something to her or let anyone hurt her,I just couldn't live with my self :frown:. .I just not that kind of guy.

Edited by Brainiac (01/05/07 11:53 PM)

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Re: Your Game?!? Sex is no joke! [Re: Brainiac]
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Hey let's all just tell the same stories over and over til we die.


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