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OfflineKilljoy
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Good sex is good.
    #1434666 - 04/07/03 12:05 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

So there I was, sitting at my computer, being a good little shroomerite, making posts, reading posts, etc....

My girlfriend wanted sex.  So she stands right beside me and starts taking her clothes off.  I'm like "This is business baby, do you want to marry a millionaire or not???", she just smiles and keeps SLOWLY taking off more clothing, standing RIGHT in my peripheral vision the whole time.  Next thing I know I can't fucking remember what I just read, I have NO idea what the fuck I'm doing, and I can't even focus on the screen.

So then I stopped being on the shroomery, and now I am back....

To tell you all, that:

Good sex is good.

fuck that

GREAT sex is GREAT!!!!!!!!! :laugh: 


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InvisibleCracka_X
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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Killjoy]
    #1434740 - 04/07/03 12:21 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

indeed it is :smile:


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For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Cracka_X]
    #1434864 - 04/07/03 01:02 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)


i'd have to agree


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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: funkymonk]
    #1435045 - 04/07/03 02:28 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

The shroomery is gonna make you a millionaire?????


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OfflineMurex
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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Hans_Moleman]
    #1435090 - 04/07/03 03:07 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Good sex is bad.



err....

......wait a sec, I need to think about this one.


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?



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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Killjoy]
    #1435093 - 04/07/03 03:09 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Sex is like pizza: When it's good, it's REALLY good. When it's bad, it's still good.

Edit: I wish I had a girlfriend right now, or some girl I could have sex with. I haven't gotten laid in almost a year.


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"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire


Edited by silversoul7 (04/07/03 03:10 AM)


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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: silversoul7]
    #1435106 - 04/07/03 03:18 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I thought you was a homo.


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Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?



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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Murex]
    #1435121 - 04/07/03 03:26 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

You thought wrong. I go both ways.


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"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire


Edited by silversoul7 (04/07/03 03:26 AM)


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OfflineKilljoy
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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: silversoul7]
    #1435181 - 04/07/03 04:07 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

lolz
:smile:
How about sex with a girl that likes eating mushrooms and talking philosophy all night long  :shocked: 


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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Killjoy]
    #1435200 - 04/07/03 04:19 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Hey!  Nice going Killjoy.  I am glad that you took a break from work to have sex, that's what I would have done!

:grin: 


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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Killjoy]
    #1435498 - 04/07/03 09:27 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

My Girlfriend and I are so perfectly synchronised that when shes horny as fuck - I'm not, and when I'm randy shes not (or on the blob!)


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Offlineenotake2
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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Jackal]
    #1435523 - 04/07/03 09:40 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Me too Jackal, sucks don't it.


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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: enotake2]
    #1435527 - 04/07/03 09:42 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

sucks don't it. 



Only when it's on the blob. :wink:


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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Killjoy]
    #1435920 - 04/07/03 01:27 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

lolz
:smile:
How about sex with a girl that likes eating mushrooms and talking philosophy all night long  :shocked: 



Never experienced that, but I'd like to try it sometime.


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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: silversoul7]
    #1435927 - 04/07/03 01:30 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I have. Its good times.


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OfflineKilljoy
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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: ]
    #1436083 - 04/07/03 02:16 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

:laugh:


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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Killjoy]
    #1445181 - 04/10/03 01:25 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Your girlfriend sounds awesome! I wish I had one like her...


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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: silversoul7]
    #1446049 - 04/10/03 11:17 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

silver, are you swinging both ways in order to simply increase the chances of getting laid? Over a year? Damn! :frown:


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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: amnesiaseizure]
    #1446329 - 04/10/03 01:30 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

No, I swing both ways because that's the way I am.


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Re: Good sex is good. [Re: Killjoy]
    #1451743 - 04/12/03 04:53 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

In the immortal words of our late friend Newt,


Sex?
WTF is that?


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