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Invisiblenewuser1492
Registered: 06/12/03
Posts: 3,104
I would like to have sex with a girl, any takers?
    #1726178 - 07/17/03 08:42 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

I hear that LeViTY chick is down. If not, as the subject says ...?

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InvisibleChe_Night_Soil
Koinoniphobic

Registered: 07/16/02
Posts: 1,533
Loc: Commonslaughtia
Re: I would like to have sex with a girl, any takers? [Re: newuser1492]
    #1726403 - 07/17/03 10:09 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

I'll take a girl to have sex with.


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getEdu(mind,soul);
getJob(mind,soul);
retire(mind,soul);
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OfflineTurd
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Registered: 01/21/03
Posts: 1,909
Loc: Vulva, WA
Last seen: 16 years, 30 days
Re: I would like to have sex with a girl, any takers? [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #1726466 - 07/17/03 10:35 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

I'm game

it counts if I dress up like a chick, right?

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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
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Registered: 05/29/02
Posts: 43,732
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Re: I would like to have sex with a girl, any takers? [Re: newuser1492]
    #1726494 - 07/17/03 10:50 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

no .. sorry.


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InvisiblePhencyclidine
Molecule

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 2,915
Re: I would like to have sex with a girl, any takers? [Re: newuser1492]
    #1726506 - 07/17/03 10:54 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

You didn't take my advice. You're supposed to do this in OTD:

Reread my advice

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OfflineCeeEssGee
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Registered: 09/29/02
Posts: 1,894
Loc: Toronto, Ontario
Last seen: 17 years, 4 months
Re: I would like to have sex with a girl, any takers? [Re: newuser1492]
    #1726597 - 07/17/03 11:26 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Please, don't. The slight risk that you may spread your tainted seed is too much for this world to take.


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InvisibleCracka_X
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Re: I would like to have sex with a girl, any takers? [Re: newuser1492]
    #1726674 - 07/17/03 11:55 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

I'd take any of the girls on this board, or at least all that have posted their pics. They're all nice to me.


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is to be like water
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It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
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Re: I would like to have sex with a girl, any takers? [Re: Cracka_X]
    #1726677 - 07/17/03 11:56 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

no.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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InvisibleCracka_X
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Re: I would like to have sex with a girl, any takers? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #1726714 - 07/18/03 12:19 AM (20 years, 11 months ago)

who asked you?


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
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Re: I would like to have sex with a girl, any takers? [Re: Cracka_X]
    #1726723 - 07/18/03 12:23 AM (20 years, 11 months ago)

i did. =)


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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InvisibleCracka_X
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Re: I would like to have sex with a girl, any takers? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #1726784 - 07/18/03 01:04 AM (20 years, 11 months ago)

I'll accept that


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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