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Re: I don't think nymphomaniacs exist [Re: innerspace] * 1
    #17301836 - 11/29/12 08:14 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

no no no thats all wrong. if you got a wife cherish her man. if you're bored in bed let her know. chances are she is too. talk it out and try some new things. good luck :cheers:


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Re: I don't think nymphomaniacs exist [Re: Humility]
    #17301859 - 11/29/12 08:23 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Humility said:
I tell my girl that all the time, that she's being unreasonable, that MANY people have sex less than once a week and that she needs to slow her roll.



The problem is self-confidence.  She feels like if we don't fuck every day that she's not attractive.  Start jacking your cock to girls on myfreecams when your wife is talking about she doesn't want to have sex and see if that doesn't change her mind.




Can't you fuck her while she's sleep?  I'm NOT interested in a girl that tells me to not fuck her while she's sleep.  Too much pussy control imo.  She's trying to control supply and demand and that's unacceptable, especially if she doesn't need to do anything for it to happen.



Ha, my ex was very popular girl on My Free Cams.
As for the sleeping thing :shrug: Can't expect a women to not be pissed sometimes when you wake her up trying to fuck her. Just silly


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Re: I don't think nymphomaniacs exist [Re: Humility]
    #17301860 - 11/29/12 08:23 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Humility said:
I tell my girl that all the time, that she's being unreasonable, that MANY people have sex less than once a week and that she needs to slow her roll.



The problem is self-confidence.  She feels like if we don't fuck every day that she's not attractive.  Start jacking your cock to girls on myfreecams when your wife is talking about she doesn't want to have sex and see if that doesn't change her mind.




Can't you fuck her while she's sleep?  I'm NOT interested in a girl that tells me to not fuck her while she's sleep.  Too much pussy control imo.  She's trying to control supply and demand and that's unacceptable, especially if she doesn't need to do anything for it to happen.




Fuck her while she's asleep? :lol: I did do that once, but it just once and we've been married for over 20 years. It went fine, just haven't done it again.

She likes to be manhandled and just fucked really, so I could pretty much fuck her any time I wanted to, but to be honest, a lot of it is me too. Since I've gotten older, I'm just not that interested.

Maybe my diet and exercise routine I've started will help with that some, but at the same time, to be completely honest, she just turns me off with bitchiness. I love a slut. Can't stand a bitch.


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Re: I don't think nymphomaniacs exist [Re: innerspace]
    #17301867 - 11/29/12 08:27 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Ya'll need to do exercise together.  Seeing her get in shape with her exercise clothing on, sweating, feeling good, will make you feel good.


When shit like that happens I recommend cutting out the bullshit.  No junk food, MINIMAL dairy, MINIMAL sugar.  Start eating a starch, vegetable protein, meat (if that's your thing, it's not mine), and green leafy vegetable meal every night and see if your libido doesn't pick up.



When we look and feel gross, our sexual appetites decline.


Buy some kettlebells.  You'll thank yourself.


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Re: I don't think nymphomaniacs exist [Re: innerspace]
    #17301869 - 11/29/12 08:27 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

a girl asked me what its like being called a dick, i told her its like being called cunt without the emotions.


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Re: I don't think nymphomaniacs exist [Re: Rexter]
    #17301884 - 11/29/12 08:30 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

If you think "cunt" gets them emotional, try "You're nothing more than a dripping slit." They HATE that.


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Re: I don't think nymphomaniacs exist [Re: Humility]
    #17301907 - 11/29/12 08:35 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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Humility said:
Ya'll need to do exercise together.  Seeing her get in shape with her exercise clothing on, sweating, feeling good, will make you feel good.


When shit like that happens I recommend cutting out the bullshit.  No junk food, MINIMAL dairy, MINIMAL sugar.  Start eating a starch, vegetable protein, meat (if that's your thing, it's not mine), and green leafy vegetable meal every night and see if your libido doesn't pick up.



When we look and feel gross, our sexual appetites decline.


Buy some kettlebells.  You'll thank yourself.




Thanks for the advice. I'm doing a lot of that, but some of it I'm not.  I have cut out all of the colas and sugar, most of my carbs and I am having ZERO fast food, which got me into this condition in the first place. I'm at about 1500 calories a day. Believe it or not, that's right at about half of what I was eating. I'm not morbidly obese or anything, but I am really out of shape.

I have a habit of telling people I've never been addicted to anything other than cigarettes. And that's true as far as drugs go, but fast food...yeah I've had a problem with that and staying away from it is a battle.


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Re: I don't think nymphomaniacs exist [Re: innerspace] * 1
    #17302422 - 11/29/12 10:44 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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She's trying to control supply and demand and that's unacceptable, especially if she doesn't need to do anything for it to happen.




:doublefacepalm:

:wtfsonic:

:suicide:


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Re: I don't think nymphomaniacs exist [Re: Lord_McLovin]
    #17302478 - 11/29/12 11:03 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

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She's trying to control supply and demand and that's unacceptable, especially if she doesn't need to do anything for it to happen.




:doublefacepalm:

:wtfsonic:

:suicide:



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Re: I don't think nymphomaniacs exist [Re: Fire is Born]
    #17302657 - 11/29/12 11:41 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I just bust a raw nut inside of my girl less than 2 hours ago.

:winning:

When was your last raw nut?  Don't worry, I'll wait while you figure it out.

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Re: I don't think nymphomaniacs exist [Re: Humility]
    #17302706 - 11/29/12 11:51 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Why would you even want validation of that? Why would you even believe what we told you and vice versa. Why would we care if you did and what does that prove anyway?
:macdre:


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Re: I don't think nymphomaniacs exist [Re: Fire is Born]
    #17302794 - 11/29/12 12:11 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Who knows? I usually just yank and spank on her back and ass, but she won't get fixed and I ain't getting snipped. I will "bust a raw nut" in her mouth tho.

Matter of fact, I'm going to put on my Guy Fawkes mask and do that after work to-nite!  :manofapproval: I would also "bust a raw nut" in her butt, but she only likes that when she's drunk and it just isn't worth it.


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