DorkWithTheHair said:

Heheh, "dip and stick."

Also, still tryin' to get chocolate and apple mint cuttings to NOT fucking die on me.  Dunno what the crap I'm doing wrong and it's startin' to piss me off.

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langten69 said:

Here is an apple tree with multiple apple varieties grafted onto it

It was planted by one of my relatives...

I gotta say, it is extremely fascinating how nature works like that

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BeefExtreme said:

DorkWithTheHair said:

Heheh, "dip and stick."

Also, still tryin' to get chocolate and apple mint cuttings to NOT fucking die on me.  Dunno what the crap I'm doing wrong and it's startin' to piss me off.

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Thems easy cuttings if youre keeping the right environment but honestly the best way to produce a fuck ton of
Mint is dividing. 


So like, grow a gallon pot of it. 
Take the plant out of the pot, cut 75% of the roots off, And 75% of the plant matter off. 

Now you have kindof a cookie, yes? Half plant half roots. Cut that into like ten bits and plant those in 3.5"
Pots.

Now you have ten mints.  In like 8wks theyll be finished and you can transplant those into gallons.  Rinse and repeat...

Now you have 100 mints... then 1000.  Congratulations, youre in the nursery business. Do this with like 3800 other plants, lose your mind completely, never sleep.  Only plants . Only work.  Oh youre sick? Too fuckin bad.  Oh you need a day off?  Its christmas you say?  Pffft... plants do not recognize your perennial "holidays".

Do this for 20 years and youll be a "horticulturalist" and be as fucking crazy as i am.

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You call it crazy...

I call it interesting AF

You never cease to amaze me Beef. I am interested in the business side of such things, maybe i am crazy, but I couldnt care less

If your telling me that mother nature will grow a thing indefinitely in perpetuity forever, and I can get paid for organizing such a thing, then sign me tf up

BeefExtreme said:

langten69 said:

Here is an apple tree with multiple apple varieties grafted onto it

It was planted by one of my relatives...

I gotta say, it is extremely fascinating how nature works like that

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Same thing could be is being done with humans assuming compatible blood type.  You could have skin grafts from a black dude!
A heart transplant from an chinese lady! Yay!

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BeefExtreme said:

Also honeycrips is the gaoat. Ill
Die on that hill.

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Cosmic crisp is my jam

langten69 said:

BeefExtreme said:

DorkWithTheHair said:

Heheh, "dip and stick."

Also, still tryin' to get chocolate and apple mint cuttings to NOT fucking die on me.  Dunno what the crap I'm doing wrong and it's startin' to piss me off.

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Thems easy cuttings if youre keeping the right environment but honestly the best way to produce a fuck ton of
Mint is dividing. 


So like, grow a gallon pot of it. 
Take the plant out of the pot, cut 75% of the roots off, And 75% of the plant matter off. 

Now you have kindof a cookie, yes? Half plant half roots. Cut that into like ten bits and plant those in 3.5"
Pots.

Now you have ten mints.  In like 8wks theyll be finished and you can transplant those into gallons.  Rinse and repeat...

Now you have 100 mints... then 1000.  Congratulations, youre in the nursery business. Do this with like 3800 other plants, lose your mind completely, never sleep.  Only plants . Only work.  Oh youre sick? Too fuckin bad.  Oh you need a day off?  Its christmas you say?  Pffft... plants do not recognize your perennial "holidays".

Do this for 20 years and youll be a "horticulturalist" and be as fucking crazy as i am.

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You call it crazy...

I call it interesting AF

You never cease to amaze me Beef. I am interested in the business side of such things, maybe i am crazy, but I couldnt care less

If your telling me that mother nature will grow a thing indefinitely in perpetuity forever, and I can get paid for organizing such a thing, then sign me tf up

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tryptkaloids said:

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BeefExtreme said:

langten69 said:

Here is an apple tree with multiple apple varieties grafted onto it

It was planted by one of my relatives...

I gotta say, it is extremely fascinating how nature works like that

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Same thing could be is being done with humans assuming compatible blood type.  You could have skin grafts from a black dude!
A heart transplant from an chinese lady! Yay!

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Ftfy

Langten, i hope those tags got removed. They will girdle and kill those grafts

Also, have you ever had any of the pigmented flesh heirloom apples? Lucy glo has striking pink throughout its flesh, and theres others that are like blood red and make you look like a vampire from their juice.

Ive only tried lucy glo and flavor is close to pink lady

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The tags remain, it isnt my tree so i choose to leave it be. The tags are a quite stretchy material, but I will have a word with its owner once/if it becomes a problem

Thx for lookin out

And ive never tried pigmented flesh heirlooms or lucy glo

I prefer a more tart apple as opposed to a sweet apple,  apparently I love the taste of battery acid gets me charged up

BeefExtreme said:

Haha you know not what you wish for.  Imagine having a lot of pets to care for.  Then imagine having hundreds of thousands.  Almost a million living things all with different needs. It really does become maddening.  Especially when you start using various substances to power through the mountains of work far far past the normal human thresholds of the human mind and body.  You become people you never thought you could be, and never wanted around.

The plants become more important than anything.  More important than your health, your friends, your family, your girlfriend.

I destroyed a marriage this way and didnt think much of it until my world melted and i no longer had a reason to be doing any of it.

My dads lived this way for over 50 years now.  People think hes a sweet old man but god they have no fucking idea how truly insane he is.

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Rasmodius said:

GenesisCorrupted said:

I confess there's a sweet cherry tree that I found growing near someone's foundation and I'm gonna wait another month for it to go to sleep and then I'm gonna take the whole thing.

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how big are we talkin here.

Either way I'm here for this grand theft sapling scheme

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langten69 said:

fontinalis666 said:

I've been going hard on the summer edition redbull, full sugar of course. It's sudachi&lime flavored and I realized the other day it's very reminiscent of mountain dew and it honestly made me like it a little less lol.

Langten, you should pull a scoby chunk off in a separate container and start feeding it coffee, shit's soo good 🤌

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What in the ever living fugg are you talking about

Im so intrigued...

Tell me more

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