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boxtrotalpha
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: 1NFIN8]

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#29359218 - 09/29/25 09:00 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

The thought of trying to remove all the paint from my hairy self seems like a nightmare

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Dala
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: boxtrotalpha]

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#29359223 - 09/29/25 09:12 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

I thought it would be quaint, but the dainty paint on my taint still lingers. One day I will be clean as a saint, but until then, and though it's faint, it haunts me like a haint.

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Mr Piggy
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: Dala]

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#29359225 - 09/29/25 09:14 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

You have had enough coffee.

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: Dala]

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#29359227 - 09/29/25 09:14 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

:kaneclap:

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1NFIN8
Stumbler, Bumbler, Tinkerer Too.

Registered: 07/17/25
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: Dala]

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#29359228 - 09/29/25 09:16 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Dala said:

I thought it would be quaint, but the dainty paint on my taint still lingers. One day I will be clean as a saint, but until then, and though it's faint, it haunts me like a haint.

Dayum! Spinning rhymes like dimes in a minute’s time.

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Dala
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

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#29359231 - 09/29/25 09:18 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Mr Piggy said:

You have had enough coffee.

What o what do I do with this espresso enema?!? I'm all queued up to get keyed up :crazyeyes:

:crazyeyes:

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: Dala]

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#29359243 - 09/29/25 09:40 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

I bet the mailman would appreciate it.
:pedrophile:

:pedrophile:

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New to cultivation or the shroomery? Observe the hitchhiker's guide
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Smellyhobbit said:
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sloug
Strangler

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: Mr Piggy]
#29359246 - 09/29/25 09:41 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

the fuck is a haint?

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The Tao
Read more, post less.

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: sloug]

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#29359248 - 09/29/25 09:44 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Something you do not want to meet.

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sloug
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: The Tao]
#29359256 - 09/29/25 09:52 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

ahh gotcha...

:meatspace:

:meatspace:

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AZ Starman2112
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: Dala]

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#29359274 - 09/29/25 10:18 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Maybe you should try
Haiku next to say how to
Get your point across

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COgrower
Experienced Noob

Registered: 09/06/25
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: BeefExtreme]
#29359308 - 09/29/25 11:21 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Alcohol on my hands dries them out and they crack and hurt so I always wear gloves. No raw dawgin for me.

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mushboy
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

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#29359323 - 09/29/25 11:41 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

:whathesaid:

i always do gloves. have i done raw sessions? yah. was it clean? yah.

gloves help with the illusion that im a scientist and thats what is really important at the end of the day.

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Gilmour Hendrix
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: mushboy]
#29359330 - 09/29/25 11:45 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

I'll have to use glove in the winter. My hands get dry easily since I'm always washing them with pumice soap. Summer months probably not.

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tryptkaloids
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: Gilmour Hendrix]

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#29359385 - 09/29/25 12:37 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Moisturize yall.

If you ever need a way to end your haiku
"Fuck me in the ass" is 5 syllables :lol:

:lol:

si=0GXEthYNBLOZmt1Q

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DERRAYLD
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: mushboy]

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#29359393 - 09/29/25 12:41 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

mushboy said:

i always do gloves. have i done raw sessions? yah. was it clean? yah.

gloves help with the illusion that im a scientist and thats what is really important at the end of the day.

That's why I used to wear a lab coat; fundamentally pointless, aesthetically essential, mental high horse.

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AZ Starman2112
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: tryptkaloids]
#29359409 - 09/29/25 01:00 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

tryptkaloids said:

Moisturize yall.

If you ever need a way to end your haiku
"Fuck me in the ass" is 5 syllables

si=0GXEthYNBLOZmt1Q

:laugh2:

:lmafo:

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sloug
Strangler

Registered: 02/07/22
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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: AZ Starman2112]

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#29359415 - 09/29/25 01:07 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

i wear gloves but also eat sandwiches and smoke joints while i work so what the hell are we even doing here.

edit:

if my woman didnt thnk the black gloves were sexy i probly wouldnt even wear em. so i guess im just a poser

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1NFIN8
Stumbler, Bumbler, Tinkerer Too.

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

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#29359421 - 09/29/25 01:18 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

I get tired of gloves
So contamination reigns
Fuck me in the ass

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You can ignore the truth to your final breath. But trust me, it will meet you there to be ignored no longer.

The answer to your question is almost always 42
“The answer is always grow more shroom.” Mr Piggy
- Those two answers coexist peacefully.

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Headass

Registered: 07/24/24
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Loc: Texas

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth

[Re: 1NFIN8]

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#29359428 - 09/29/25 01:26 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

I have to confess, been raw dogging but no more or less contams

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Edited by Headass (09/29/25 01:26 PM)

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