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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: 1NFIN8] * 1
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The thought of trying to remove all the paint from my hairy self seems like a nightmare


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Where to start?

Are your plates clean?


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: boxtrotalpha] * 14
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I thought it would be quaint, but the dainty paint on my taint still lingers. One day I will be clean as a saint, but until then, and though it's faint, it haunts me like a haint.


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Dala] * 5
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You have had enough coffee.


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Smellyhobbit said:
"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Dala] * 1
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:kaneclap:


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Dala] * 1
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Dala said:
I thought it would be quaint, but the dainty paint on my taint still lingers. One day I will be clean as a saint, but until then, and though it's faint, it haunts me like a haint.


Dayum! Spinning rhymes like dimes in a minute’s time.


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You can ignore the truth to your final breath. But trust me, it will meet you there to be ignored no longer.

The answer to your question is almost always 42
“The answer is always grow more shroom.” Mr Piggy
- Those two answers coexist peacefully.

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Mr Piggy] * 4
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Mr Piggy said:
You have had enough coffee.


What o what do I do with this espresso enema?!? I'm all queued up to get keyed up :crazyeyes:


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Dala] * 1
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I bet the mailman would appreciate it.
:pedrophile:


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New to cultivation or the shroomery?  Observe the hitchhiker's guide

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Shroomery



Smellyhobbit said:
"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Mr Piggy]
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the fuck is a haint?


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: sloug] * 2
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Something you do not want to meet.

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: The Tao]
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ahh gotcha...

:meatspace:


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Dala] * 2
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Maybe you should try
Haiku next to say how to
Get your point across

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: BeefExtreme]
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Alcohol on my hands dries them out and they crack and hurt so I always wear gloves. No raw dawgin for me.


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: COgrower] * 11
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:whathesaid:

i always do gloves. have i done raw sessions? yah. was it clean? yah.

gloves help with the illusion that im a scientist and thats what is really important at the end of the day.


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: mushboy]
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I'll have to use glove in the winter. My hands get dry easily since I'm always washing them with pumice soap. Summer months probably not.


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 4
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Moisturize yall.

If you ever need a way to end your haiku
"Fuck me in the ass" is 5 syllables :lol:

si=0GXEthYNBLOZmt1Q


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: mushboy] * 3
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mushboy said:
:whathesaid:

i always do gloves. have i done raw sessions? yah. was it clean? yah.

gloves help with the illusion that im a scientist and thats what is really important at the end of the day.


That's why I used to wear a lab coat; fundamentally pointless, aesthetically essential, mental high horse.

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: tryptkaloids]
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tryptkaloids said:
Moisturize yall.

If you ever need a way to end your haiku
"Fuck me in the ass" is 5 syllables :lol:

si=0GXEthYNBLOZmt1Q


:laugh2::lmafo:

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 2
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i wear gloves but also eat sandwiches and smoke joints while i work so what the hell are we even doing here.


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if my woman didnt thnk the black gloves were sexy i probly wouldnt even wear em. so i guess im just a poser

:cookiemonster:


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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: DERRAYLD] * 5
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I get tired of gloves
So contamination reigns
Fuck me in the ass


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You can ignore the truth to your final breath. But trust me, it will meet you there to be ignored no longer.

The answer to your question is almost always 42
“The answer is always grow more shroom.” Mr Piggy
- Those two answers coexist peacefully.

Quick Sterilization Reference for Altitude

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Re: Cultivation Confessional Booth [Re: 1NFIN8] * 2
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I have to confess, been raw dogging but no more or less contams


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Stipe’s Clean Spawn Checklist
Gummies by milkboy
Eat’s Easy Oats Prep
DV8DUG’s Recognizing Contamination in Grain Jars

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