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Re: Approaching women [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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Jokeshopbeard said:
Tits on a bull said:
Seen your other post about you being a big mushy mess with chicks and them not even wanting to talk with you jokeshop. Asking about emotions and shit. Lol. AGAIN how to approach or hit on girls!


Right, so you remember my thread I started about my theory about emotions being frowned upon in America a couple of months ago that I subsequently deleted, but you forgot the question I just asked you fifteen minutes ago about if you've seen one of the many pictures of me I've put up in public here.

I'll ask you again; How many pics of me have you seen here Tits?

If you wanna be the big man, then act like one. Don't sidestep, backtrack, and avoid. You know quite clearly what I'm asking of you. Show me your 'male model' self. I don't wanna see your dick. Abs. Whatever. Proof.

Answer my question that you ignored about how many of my pics you've seen. Tell me the number of relationships you had before your three kids. Tell me how old they are.

Put up, or shut up.

A real man would not act like a pussy when confronted by such requests as these. We ALL know that.


Easy back. Asking about my kids will get you on a watch list first off. Second triple dip and get back at me. A man getting a request for pics just might think you were one of them there gays. Trying to help dude out, not build up your beat bank. You deleted it cause you were a blubbering  uncouth Woody Allen with the ladies. I've had chicks bang me and as they're banging me, tell me they hate me. Not cause they did, because they knew they couldn't keep me and I wouldn't be just theirs. Banged chicks while other one is banging on my apt door. All in the past. Now if I get with a different chick my girl wants an eye for an eye.


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Stop talking about being enlighten. Crybabies, bitches, and people worried about ratings can never reach enlightenment!  NEVER!

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Re: Approaching women [Re: Tits on a bull]
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OK, so basically, you've just avoided everything asked of you. This is the behaviour of a pathetic worm of a man - completely incongruent with the picture you paint of yourself as this confident, winning, beautiful man that has women hanging for his affections.

You think if we can all see straight through your shit a woman can't?

You're fooling nobody mate. Keep embarrassing yourself.

Here's that 'triple dip' you asked for...

That's me on the right with one of my best friends:

.

Here's me 'modelling', even though I know damn well I'm not even remotely close to attractive enough to model:

.

And here's my ex-wife and my dog:

.

So, I put up, and 'triple dipped' like you asked. Now you 'triple dip', like I asked.

Or else be forever known as a coward by all present.

**NO QUOTES**


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

Edited by Jokeshopbeard (11/21/18 12:09 AM)

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Re: Approaching women [Re: Tits on a bull] * 2
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Tits on a bull said:
Easy back. Asking about my kids will get you on a watch list first off. Second triple dip and get back at me. A man getting a request for pics just might think you were one of them there gays. Trying to help dude out, not build up your beat bank. You deleted it cause you were a blubbering  uncouth Woody Allen with the ladies. I've had chicks bang me and as they're banging me, tell me they hate me. Not cause they did, because they knew they couldn't keep me and I wouldn't be just theirs. Banged chicks while other one is banging on my apt door. All in the past. Now if I get with a different chick my girl wants an eye for an eye.


Yup, no toxic relationship dynamics described here at all.

And I'm not ugly, although I am not a model.

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Re: Approaching women [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
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Excuse me while I go take a picture of my beer gut and see if I can model it on the web- like homer simpson, I bet I can crush a beercan.

No not really it ain't that bad.



I don't really hit on women as I've got a really cute girlfriend and we've lived together nearly 4 years- well I hit on her but who wouldn't hit on their own girlfriend?  I can be as weird as I want when I hit on her too because we get a laugh out of it.


As far as talking to attractive women go- easy as hell since I don't have any intention of trying to hook up with them there's no stress to it- if they don't really want to talk to me who gives a fuck you know?  I just like talking with people- pretty, ugly, fat, skinny, man or woman, gay or straight doesn't bother me as long as they aren't talking to me about religion.


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OP is now RP!  Read about it here!


Edited by Maverick (11/20/18 09:12 PM)

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Re: Approaching women [Re: Maverick]
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Triple dip is when you fuck 3 different girls in the same day. I see why there's a whole thread on you jokeshop. Part of it is your lack of ability to read and your wandering away from the subject. Your poor masculinity pushes you to challenge others instead of contribute to the conversation.
Jokeshopbeard said:
Did you know that if you approach a sheep from behind when it's facing the edge of a cliff it will push back?

Many farmers know this.


Jokeshopbeard said:
LOL, you're a fucking legend Piggy.

I thought very similar things when I read that earlier.

I've never done anything but try and make friends with women, yet I have, AFAIK, never been 'friendzoned'.

When it comes to women I either seem too intense/undesirable, or the opposite.

I honestly can't remember a time it's been anything but.


Jokeshopbeard said:
If you have to 'try' to be something to get something from another person that is the antithesis of being genuine


Jokeshopbeard said:
Nimph said:
The act of trying may not seem genuine but if the intentions behind them are then wouldnt they be as well??


This is called 'mental gymnastics' and it's what us humans do when we've cognitive dissonance that we try and justify.


Jokeshopbeard said:
Probably a restraining order.


Jokeshopbeard said:
Tits on a bull said:
Seen your other post about you being a big mushy mess with chicks and them not even wanting to talk with you jokeshop. Asking about emotions and shit. Lol. AGAIN how to approach or hit on girls!


Right, so you remember my thread I started about my theory about emotions being frowned upon in America a couple of months ago that I subsequently deleted, but you forgot the question I just asked you fifteen minutes ago about if you've seen one of the many pictures of me I've put up in public here.

I'll ask you again; How many pics of me have you seen here Tits?

If you wanna be the big man, then act like one. Don't sidestep, backtrack, and avoid. You know quite clearly what I'm asking of you. Show me your 'male model' self. I don't wanna see your dick. Abs. Whatever. Proof.

Answer my question that you ignored about how many of my pics you've seen. Tell me the number of relationships you had before your three kids. Tell me how old they are.

Put up, or shut up.

A real man would not act like a pussy when confronted by such requests as these. We ALL know that.


Not 1 fucking thing on approaching women or hitting on them. Way to contribute angry guy. I know not your fault it's the Nepolean complex. My inks on my sheet you brain dead buffoon.


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Re: Approaching women [Re: Tits on a bull]
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Some of us on here get our hands dirty so why advertise who I am? I know you don't so laddy da for you. People who put in work don't go putting themselves out there. That's how I know you stay clean SON!


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Re: Approaching women [Re: Tits on a bull] * 2
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I actually do think that you can still be a genuine guy who approaches girls in public. As I said, I don't think any good can come from closing off the public spaces as a place to meet people. I met one of my best friends that way after all. Perhaps you genuinely think she's cute and want to get to know her and possibly have a sexual/romantic relationship. Another good female friend that I've made I met at a party. It never ended up progressing beyond friendship, but that's okay because I like hanging out with her and it doesn't need to progress beyond that.

That being said, I seriously doubt the sincerity of a guy that talks about "triple dipping" and fucking three different girls in the same night. That's clearly using girls as a scoreboard. I also find it funny how predictable the responses are whenever I see a guy called out for behaving poorly. The response is always "stop being a white knight" or "you're not being masculine enough."

Trying to bang as many girls as possible isn't healthy masculinity, its an idiotic macho competition that I no longer want any part of. I'd rather pursue satisfying and fulfilling relationships with girls whether its serious or just for fun.

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Re: Approaching women [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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Jokeshopbeard said:[/b

Right, so you remember my thread I started about my theory about emotions being frowned upon in America a couple of months ago that I subsequently deleted, but you forgot the question I just asked you fifteen minutes ago about if you've seen one of the many pictures of me I've put up in public here.

I'll ask you again; How many pics of me have you seen here Tits?






I’ve seen a pic of you and you’re a good looking guy.  You might be trying too hard with the whole crotch rocket look.  If it works for you, though, own it.


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Amanita86 said:
Sui is trying to mod right now.  Kinda like a newborn calf tryin ta stand fer the first time ain’t it..

Edited by lowbrow (11/25/18 01:06 PM)

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Re: Approaching women [Re: lowbrow]
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Thanks man. I feel very comfortable in my own skin and when it comes to women. You think my bike looks too 'try hard'? I'm guessing you've never ridden one?

I think you mistake my intentions by saying that however. I was trying to give Tits an opportunity to redeem himself somewhat after calling people dip-shit's and ugly and white knights and whatever else. He was acting incorrigibly.

You've got his words and mine jumbled in that quote, would appreciate if you could fix it!


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: Approaching women [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
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I've never done it but I would like to give it a try

I am going to walk up to them and ask if they like scooby doo


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Re: Approaching women [Re: watermelon mon]
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Is that a bad idea ?


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Re: Approaching women [Re: watermelon mon]
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Nothing ventured, nothing gained.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: Approaching women [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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Remember what the doormouse said.  Free your head.  Girls like confidence, and they like money, and they like jerk douche guys, but in life you gotta play to win so break through the social constructs, and know with any attempt you make you'll always have a 50/50 shot.


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Re: Approaching women [Re: Your Dudeness]
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The doormouse was wise.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: Approaching women [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
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JSB buddy you almost melted here.

"I'm judging you."
"No I'm judging you!"
"YEAH WELL LET'S SEE SOME PICTURES PUSSY!"


Jesus Christ the internet gets cranky in the winter.

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Re: Approaching women [Re: larry.fisherman]
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Meh. He started getting personal and calling people ugly and shit.

You know me well enough by now to know I'm not gonna let that shit slide without a challenge.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: Approaching women [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
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Bro if you weren't a mod around here you'd get eaten alive for shit like that :lol: :shrug:

Edited by larry.fisherman (11/21/18 06:51 AM)

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Re: Approaching women [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
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Perhaps. Which particular aspect do you think was most out of line?

I don't feel that my actions were unjustified; the dude started out the attack on triphead so I rounded on him. That's what I do when I see someone start on my friends. I've never stood idly by.

However I am always willing to be wrong. If you feel like tryna point out where you think I was I'm all ears.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: Approaching women [Re: yeah]
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So women aren’t allowed to drool over hot dudes?  Do you know what happens to any and all women on a social media dating website? Unsolicited dick pics galore.

Where’d you find a male model that’s a nazi? Or has that been shooped?

But to throw the concept of ‘game’ out the window because you saw one example of women having hormones is naive.


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Amanita86 said:
Sui is trying to mod right now.  Kinda like a newborn calf tryin ta stand fer the first time ain’t it..

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Re: Approaching women [Re: watermelon mon]
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watermelon mon said:
I've never done it but I would like to give it a try

I am going to walk up to them and ask if they like scooby doo


It’s a start.  Keep us posted.


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Amanita86 said:
Sui is trying to mod right now.  Kinda like a newborn calf tryin ta stand fer the first time ain’t it..

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