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Re: Women [Re: Brainiac]
    #7561616 - 10/26/07 01:36 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i hope to god she doesn't have a cock.


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Re: Women [Re: Merkin]
    #7561631 - 10/26/07 01:40 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Hahahaha. She has a mind control device. It's built with infinite and evil.


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Re: Women [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7561645 - 10/26/07 01:44 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

k.. @_@


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Re: Women [Re: DoorsFan]
    #7561773 - 10/26/07 03:00 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Women this, women that... they are people and the real ones (that are individuals) probably won't like your attitude :sun:


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Re: Women [Re: Meepp]
    #7561775 - 10/26/07 03:03 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I think that, from a guy's point of view, most women are boring and fail. From a woman's point of view, most guys are assholes and fail. In fact, you should all probably just accept the fact that the human race sucks as a whole.


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Re: Women [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7561805 - 10/26/07 03:50 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Lol well I am a female, and my best friends have always been male :grin: I have to agree that most women are really boring... it's not very interesting to talk about what colour your cousin's mother decorated her house with etc. But there are really cool ones too, not all are airheads. :sun:

I can smell cliche BS that some men try to pull from a mile away  :smile2:  It's pretty funny when they try to act tough, talk only about what a cool car they have etc. Lol stop trying to act like an alpha male if you're not and STFU weakling.  :hehehe:


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Re: Women [Re: DoorsFan]
    #7561831 - 10/26/07 04:34 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

They don't want a jerk. They just want a confident guy. Jerks just happen to be confident most of the time. Be yourself.








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Re: Women [Re: Learyfan]
    #7561871 - 10/26/07 05:34 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)



go for the ugly ones... better cooks


Edited by johnm214 (10/26/07 08:32 AM)


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Re: Women [Re: Meepp]
    #7561941 - 10/26/07 06:41 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Meepp said: Lol stop trying to act like an alpha male if you're not and STFU weakling.  :hehehe:



clearly (with a few exceptions) being the alpha male is a LEARNED trait - a process which i'm going through right now.  I decided a month or two ago that i'm tired of being the funny guy who's always such a good friend, and started being 'alpha male'-esque.

so far its working - i went from a 6mo- dry spell to a steady stream of poontang over the past month and a half.

Things i did:
-spoke slower
-spoke lower (hard to do)
-work out daily
-walk around with an 'air' that "i am the shit"

i dont understand why (well, yes i do:  Women are fucking loony) but it works


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Re: Women [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7561991 - 10/26/07 07:21 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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AlCapwn said:
I think that, from a guy's point of view, most women are boring and fail. From a woman's point of view, most guys are assholes and fail. In fact, you should all probably just accept the fact that the human race sucks as a whole.




Agreed! There are noteworthy exceptions to this rule, ones that I enjoy spending time with, but there's a lot I don't like about women as a whole. I won't bother listing their shortcomings, because that's done too often. I wouldn't even say I don't like women. I just don't like the vast majority of people.


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Re: Women [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #7562021 - 10/26/07 07:34 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

most women have penis envy and as a result try to be alpha males and control guys....what they fail to realize is men don't go around trying to control people with their assholes.


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Re: Women [Re: DoorsFan]
    #7562029 - 10/26/07 07:37 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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DoorsFan said:
I hate them. I'm sick of being the nice guy when all they want is an asshole.




You are going for the wrong type of woman if they're expecting you to be more of a asshole. If you go for the wrong type, you'll always be left unfulfilled.

I'm not a very sociable person. Somehow I still managed to meet the girl of my dreams...and it wasn't by going to bars (it's totally right what that guy said in Superbad...you don't meet keepers in bars!). Go do something you like to do, and you'll meet the right women. Anything, just as long as you like to do it. I met mine at a small party a friend was having, for example.

Oh yeah, you know when you do meet the right girl. Likely she'll know to, so it won't take much to get something going...just don't be scared!


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Re: Women [Re: memes]
    #7562036 - 10/26/07 07:41 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Meams is spot on.

In my experiments I've found out:

-The most important thing to do is to initiate conversations with women.

-It pays to try to learn who they are and what they value by talking to them. Don't act like you like them until you clearly have reason to like them other than for their bodies. You're just talking to another person, not a woman you want to sleep with.

-Women dislike jerks, but they dislike insecure guys even more.

-Smile a lot! Smile when you first meet ANY woman.

-Women back off when they sense they are only being talked to because the guy wants to sleep with them.

-Women are usually insecure too, but they don't have to approach guys to get with them. Don't let yourself think they're better than you.

-Women pay more attention to your clothing and grooming than you do.

It sounds wrong, but practice by talking to women that are not that attractive and intimidating.


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Re: Women [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7562052 - 10/26/07 07:51 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I think, women control men, but not with their pussy but with their mind. It's important to realize, because if we don't, then we can't escape. But if we realize, that we don't need their pussy (there are plenty of it everywhere), then we are not under control anymore.

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I should add: The mind control is still there, but if we look deeper into it, we either realize that we actually like it, or if we don't, we can escape it too...


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Re: Women [Re: memes]
    #7562057 - 10/26/07 07:54 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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meams said:
clearly (with a few exceptions) being the alpha male is a LEARNED trait


Well it's nature versus nurture... if it works for you, nice. :thumbup:

Personally I'm all about being myself, I don't see any huge advantage in acting... then again I just hate stupid drama, manipulation etc., maybe these games are more enjoyable to others. :smile2:


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Re: Women [Re: Bard]
    #7562060 - 10/26/07 07:56 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I think guys would do well to realize the difference between a want and a need :wink:

I want pussy...I don't need it.


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Re: Women [Re: Meepp]
    #7562073 - 10/26/07 08:01 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

...there's always whores.

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Re: Women [Re: GoaM]
    #7562083 - 10/26/07 08:04 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

actually those that get pussy have been proven to live longer so actually we do need it to live...infact every women that denies me sex is dening me life come to think about it


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Re: Women [Re: GoaM]
    #7562090 - 10/26/07 08:07 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I can honestly say in the 5 years Ive lived in Florida Ive yet to meet a single women who I can stand to be around for more than 10 minuets.....I think Florida is making me gay. Maybe living in Gainesville has something to do with it though.


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Re: Women [Re: blewmeanie]
    #7562111 - 10/26/07 08:15 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

They are absolutely correct, it isn't about being a jerk it is about confidence. Just always be smiling, laughing and joking around and they come to you.


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