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mr_kite
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Women
#5851239 - 07/12/06 03:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DOES YOUR BRAIN WORK WOMAN??????????????????????????????

Like....what the fuck.
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Edited by mr_kite (07/12/06 03:58 PM)
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Re: Women [Re: mr_kite]
#5851241 - 07/12/06 03:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You touch the magic button near the cooter and she goes "ooooh."
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: Women [Re: mr_kite]
#5851242 - 07/12/06 03:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I love them all
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mr_kite
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: You touch the magic button near the cooter and she goes "ooooh."
Done that but its not enough.
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Jim


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Re: Women [Re: mr_kite]
#5851252 - 07/12/06 03:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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paradis said: I objectify women all the time, most men do. Women objectify me all the time, most women do. You know why? Cause what's the first thing you notice about a person? HOW THEY LOOK. Men and women have about equal sex drives, no woman wants an ugly man, no man wants an ugly woman. BUT, women in general are more known to treat an ugly dude like shit, most guys dont just completly be an ass to some ugly bitch. But the majority of bitches who see an ugly dude who tries to talk to them do that little thing where they draw their neck up and make the nasty face, and "ignore" the dude, hahahahahaha.
So anyway, yeah. And the reason why these bitches are bored is cause despite what they say, they don't want someone to treat them well. Seriously. At least not at first. Bitches take what they know they can have for granted, that's basic human nature in general, but it's especially a bitch's nature. That's why the "nice guys" (even attractive ones, who generally posess all the traits women SAY they want) bore bitches. Because it's right there, in their face for them to have. Oh it might be great for thema t first, but they'll get bored soon enough. In our society pussy is worth gold, and dick is worth dirt. Why is that? Women and men have equal sex drives, so dick and pussy should be of equal value. And they are, bitches dont want you to know that though cause for the most part they have been conditioned to be manipulative and use pussy and sex/sex appeal in general to try to get what they want. I turn that shit around and do the same thing to bitches though. A little different "psychology" behind the shit though.
Basically, dont treat a bitch like shit, but just always put yourself first and do whatever the fuck it is that YOU want to do regardless. And don't tolerate any bullshit or arguing or drama either. Cause that's pointless. Yhe bitch has to go is she tries to fight with me. And i'm never calling again, she'll have to call and make up.
And never "make love" or cater to her sexually. You just fuck how you want to, tear that shit up if that's how you like it. Make sure you get her off, cause that's the tie that binds all this together, but eating pussy and making love and shit will just make the bitch feel like she owns you. And as long as you have a good attitude, and are charming, and keep up your appearances, then you're okay, just do what the fuck you want to. If the bitch doesn't like it, then it's bye for that bitch. If you're taking care of all this and have some good genes then there's gonna be a bunch of other bitches in line anyway. That other bitch will be back anyway, and then you let her come back on stricter conditions, if you even do at all, and then you dont have to worry about her having an atittude as much, cause she's trying to win you over again or she wouldnt be their in the first place. Hell sometimes she finds a boyfriend, then still comes back, that's a bonus cause usually these cats out here these days are spending all kinds of money on a bitch so a bitch can bring me a little piece of that money, or at least pay for some meals or buy me some clothes or some shit, baby.
Anyone who trusts a bitch in a monogomous relationship in 2006 is a fucking fool.
-------------------- Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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mr_kite
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Re: Women [Re: Jim]
#5851260 - 07/12/06 03:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wow Jim some pretty strong words with some good points. Yeah I think women have an unfair advantage in thinking that somehow they are able to have men at their beck and call, that they somehow deserve loads of unrequited attention. However I find catering to her sexually means she's usually up for doing some pretty cool stuff.
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sublimesanchita
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Re: Women [Re: mr_kite]
#5851283 - 07/12/06 04:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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its you...MEN, who are so complicated.. though you say u are not...but youve got just as much crap...as women do...Any of our confusing traits are most likey a direct reaction to your actions/words....ask me anything ill tell u how a woman thinks
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What's with the snappy edginess when you have PMT, i know your hormonal but wtf. Sometimes it's like your out for the kill.
One mood one minute, snappy and aggressive the next. What's a man to do ? ( that can be applied generally i think, men do it too but not to the same extent )
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Jim


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Re: Women [Re: mr_kite]
#5851337 - 07/12/06 04:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I didnt write that... I left out the quote tags... paradis said it...
-------------------- Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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Re: Women [Re: Mike_yy]
#5851346 - 07/12/06 04:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you really love someone you'll see past it all. If they really love you too then the same goes for them. If you love them, but they don't truly love you it gets complicated. Two people who are truly in love stay in love and use that love as glue.
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Re: Women [Re: Jim]
#5851355 - 07/12/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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..ill answer anyways.... If you only knew what happens when our hormones go out of whack...im not lying when i say....some women just have NO control..its like your standing outside of your body...watching yourself fuck up...say stupid shit...but you cannot stop the flow....no pun intended
by far it is the WORST feeling in life... I wish i could kill it
best advice...stay away...women will find ANY reason to jump down your throat..or be hurt during this time.. if shes notmally cool...shell understand ..
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mr_kite
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Re: Women [Re: Mike_yy]
#5851357 - 07/12/06 04:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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mikeyyork said: What's with the snappy edginess when you have PMT, i know your hormonal but wtf. Sometimes it's like your out for the kill.
One mood one minute, snappy and aggressive the next. What's a man to do ? ( that can be applied generally i think, men do it too but not to the same extent )
YES! And this doesnt only happen during PMT. Unbelievable.
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Mike_yy


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That sheds abit of light on it, thank you !
I honestly thought women never realized how much of a biatch they're being when their like that !
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sublimesanchita
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Re: Women [Re: Mike_yy]
#5851411 - 07/12/06 04:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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No prob.. feel free to ask anything more..i gots lots o stuff up here *points to head*
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Re: Women [Re: mr_kite]
#5851427 - 07/12/06 04:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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50 facts about women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
8. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.
9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
10. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
12. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.
14. Women think all beer is the same.
15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
16. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
17. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
18. Women brush their hair before bed.
19. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
20. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
21. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
22. Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?'
23. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
24. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
25. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
26. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
27. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
28. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
29. Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don't fall asleep afterwards.
30. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
31. PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter.
32. The first naked man women see is 'Ken'.
33. Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.
34. Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.
35. 'Oh, nothing,' has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man- language.
36. Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women.
37. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
38. All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.
39. If it is not Valentines Day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
40. Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'.
41. Did I mention that even after a careful and through explaination to the men in their lives, only women will understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'?
42. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.
43. If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)
44. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they 'left the seat up' instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.
45. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.
46. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you?
47. Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay.
48. It's okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You don't see straight men dancing together.
49. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.
50. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say, 'Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me outta here!'
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Re: Women [Re: Diploid]
#5851446 - 07/12/06 04:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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man if i were a guy..and i went by those facts...i would stay away from women completely
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I really think its a product of the times. We are completely fucking around with ideas about our emotions. We are exploring why we feel things at all, and it mostly turns out to be a series of chemical signals that have landed us here on our evolutionary journey. A hundred years ago things like 'love' and 'god' were magical. Now, we can induce emotion with chemicals, or even a simple poke to a specific region of the brain.
I don't think most women or men know who they are or what they want. But even if you get that first part, trust and stability in this world is almost impossible. Things move so quickly and change instantly. Divorce is at par these days, and true romantics are shit on. So be glad you at least have your hands and internet porn.
And if you actually believe those 50 things about women, diploid, you must not know many.
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Re: Women [Re: Diploid]
#5851565 - 07/12/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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25. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
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