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Offlinenumb59
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women... whats with em?
    #358271 - 07/21/01 11:09 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

sorry ladies :wink:
whats with women. maybe its just the women i know but them and their mind games! its almost supernatural this one girl i know.. shes fucking with my head, every aspect of my life. shes not the only one in on it. she controls minds. she is a wizard, but it doesnt get to me because i see it all going on as it goes on. ive been trying to reverse the game on her one day and then we will fall in love, mang. has anyone ever understood a woman? can women be understood? did god create woman? i like titties.


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OfflineAxiom420
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
    #358480 - 07/21/01 07:23 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

my gf's mom threatened to disown her if she married me. she had heard rumors that i smoked weed and my pics of her daughter really freaked her out. she needs meds but doesn't always take em.



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Offlinejonnyshaggs420
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
    #358486 - 07/21/01 07:42 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

Women can be understood, but only by other women. No man will ever understand a woman. The thing about it is, is that women don't understand men, but they don't need to. All men are susceptable to enticement through the floppy elephant trunk in their pants. To get what a woman wants she doesn't have to understand a man, she just has to tug on his cock peice.

I've given up on trying to understand women. Its futile. Trying to figure them out just makes it all more confusing.

I don't care about jack shit, I just wanna pick my nose!!!
------Jonny Socko


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OfflinePyrotechnist
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
    #358512 - 07/21/01 08:39 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

www.chickssuck.com


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InvisibleHydro
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: jonnyshaggs420]
    #358539 - 07/21/01 09:45 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

A-men to that my brotha'!

Hydro has spoken!
Please! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!


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InvisibleKid
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
    #358747 - 07/22/01 10:48 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

They're just as (in)decipherable as males.

Really though, I don't find them all that confusing. They're kind of like guys, just the sexual politics comes into play, but that's not hard to figure out.


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InvisibletrendalM
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
    #358750 - 07/22/01 10:54 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

There was a girl once who I thought I understood completely.

Then we started dating. Turns out I was completely wrong.

You're right. Women are just too damn complicated.

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: trendal]
    #358762 - 07/22/01 11:15 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

> There was a girl once who I thought I understood completely.

Then we started dating. Turns out I was completely wrong.

You're right. Women are just too damn complicated.



Oh yeah wait I had that happen. I guess I was wrong.


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Invisibleshroom-girlie
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Kid]
    #359206 - 07/23/01 01:59 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

You will never understand us!!We have been trained from birth to make your life a living hell Just kidding. yes girls are hard to understand but do you think that we understand you guys?



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InvisibleKid
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
    #359288 - 07/23/01 06:23 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

hmm strange; the notify moderator thingy should let you attatch a message

This post probably belongs in OTD


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Offlinenumb59
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Kid]
    #359528 - 07/23/01 04:46 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

hunting is an art.. in order to have a successful hunt.. you must think like your prey
and carry plenty ammunition er something

the only thing ive learned about women from thinking about women is that you must think like a woman


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OfflinePyrotechnist
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: shroom-girlie]
    #359540 - 07/23/01 05:10 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

Of course you don't understand guys. And of course we don't understand women. Why? Because it's considered rude, impolite, offensive, blah blah <sheep bleeting in background> to discuss it. Why can't we all be totally honest and just TALK to each other for fuck's sake? We can't keep on going like we have for these thousands of years; we have to, as men, stop expecting women to act like men and treating women like men, but women also have to stop expecting men to act like women and treating men like women.

Oh yeah. And we ALL need to have a LOT more sex.

"Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens."


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InvisibleHydro
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Pyrotechnist]
    #359633 - 07/23/01 07:39 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

> Oh yeah. And we ALL need to have a LOT more sex.

Well said!

Hydro has spoken!
Please! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!


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Offlinenumb59
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Pyrotechnist]
    #359706 - 07/23/01 10:47 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

free sex at that


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OfflineComaToast
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
    #359753 - 07/24/01 12:10 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

We're an alien species (or maybe just me), and being understood by males would take a lot of fun out of life. :o)

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OfflineRaVeN_SKiEs
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Kid]
    #359929 - 07/24/01 09:07 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, i have this one really good friend of mine, shes a chick, and man, fuck! she loves 2 argue with people, she will make an arguement out of just a normal conversation, and start ragin' on u all the sudden and shit. its weird. or sometimes she will just come right out of the blue and say "i hate guys, they are all the same!" or "i hate guys, they are so horny!" or "i hate guys, they always cheat on you!" i hate it when she would say something like that cuz she is SO stereotypical!! just because she heard something about something happning or something happened between her and some guy she automatically thinks that EVERY SINGLE guy is like that. but i dunno, she is one of my really good buddies, and she is really cool, accept for this part of her!lol

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Through the dance of the trees
I experience
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I return within
I return with sight
Under raven skies
I will sleep tonight

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OfflinePyrotechnist
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: RaVeN_SKiEs]
    #360263 - 07/24/01 07:44 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

Heh... if only she realized that guys are so horny because most of the women keep on screwing the asshole football player while reserving all the halfway intelligent, nice guys as 'my good friend who I can always talk to.'

I have a question for all you sensitive, decent women out there... why the hell do a lot of women date assholes? I mean, seriously... that star quarterback with a nervous system that a virus would laugh at, the guy who picks on all the future scientists and doctors and philosophers, the guy who only beats women when they deserve it, the guy who's gonna fail senior year (not that he could pass it) four times so he can stay on the football team, the guy who's gonna grow up to be the biggest connoseur of Night Train wine in the whole fucking trailer park.... this is stunningly attractive? What the fuck? Why can't these people fuck 6 foot athletic intellectually gifted future organic chemists like me? Am I too deep? Interesting? Would I respect you too much? What the FUCK?! This 'alpha male' bullshit has been going on faaaaaaaaaar too long. Five hundred years ago, these glorified 500 pound intellectual jellyfish had a purpose - you gave them a sword, they hacked the shit out of other 500 pound intellectual jellyfish, and you instantly increased the intelligence of the species. And now, we worship these fucking dipshits because they can kick a ball and run around on a field.. woo hoo.

It would be considered "sexist" and "demeaning" and "using them for sex" and whatnot if guys only screwed supermodels and decided to merely 'befriend' other women, but when chicks drape themselves across the popular, rich, and powerful, or that fucking idiot from The Days Of Our Lives with those impossibly stupid and unrealistic chiselled masculine features, this is some sort of socially accepted practice men can't question? Where the fuck has the goal of 'equality' gone? Damn...

And also.. since when has virginity been a sacred and holy thing? I mean, shit, why not attatch some special meaning to ALL body functions? "I haven't ever sneezed before, I'm saving it for someone special." I mean, fuck.. you gotta take things a little less seriously people (I should take my own advice, huh).

Perhaps I'm just bitter... (please don't take this as my opinion of all women.. there are a lot of great, intelligent women out there this doesn't apply to at al... caveat emptor... it was the one armed man... George W. Bush did it).

"Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens."

Edited by Pyrotechnist on 07/24/01 08:48 PM.



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InvisibleKid
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Pyrotechnist]
    #360761 - 07/25/01 02:30 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

> And also.. since when has virginity been a sacred and holy thing?

Probably since the birth of religious or mystical thought. Remember, it's only recently that humankind has reliably developed ways to prevent pregnancy resulting from sexual intercourse. In pre-modern days you wouldn't want to risk having a child with any old peasant now, would you?

> I mean, shit, why not attatch some special meaning to ALL body functions?

You have to take a shit everyday, but do you have to watch that shit grow up? Take care of it? Invest time and energy into feeding it? No. Sex produces children. Other human beings.

> I mean, fuck.. you gotta take things a little less seriously people (I should take my own advice, huh).

Maybe you think that men don't have to take it seriously because we don't get pregnant but just imagine the possible anxiety a young woman faces when she's considering having sex with a partner. What a hard decision it must be to make (if you're not on "the pill" esp.): You want to please your partner but you don't want a child yet.


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OfflineDeathCapChick
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: shroom-girlie]
    #363543 - 07/30/01 12:15 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

MAwhahahah! (Laughs with Shroom-Girlie)
Yes, We control the picture. The Horizonal, the Vertical,do not try to adjust your set,....oh shit, that the Outer Limits intro...nevermind.

Hey its eazy to understand me, thats cause Im not crazy, like 99% of the women I know.

All I want is peace and quite, and a good romp every week or so. Oh, and lots of chocolate. And fresh batteries...for my um, walkman, yeah, walkman....

I love men, no owners maunal needed, just pull and go!
-DCC

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
    #363695 - 07/30/01 04:57 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

i dont think i should be sharing this, but i think they can read minds!! i use to have this one friend (that was a gril) and she was really weird. weirder than other girls. she always would go come here and look at youre eyes for a second then start laughing. she would always say stuff like what if youre mom reads youre mind huh? what if??? she always wore the same close everyday, and had wierd hare doos. i had reading class with her, and i look over at her when she was reading and she would just sit there not moving and not blinking!! she would play mind games all the time, like saying what if that person over there is going to kill you? (that stuff freaks me out) and i think she likes her brother, and they are in the same grade and there not twins. i have no clue how that could work. how could you have a brother in the same grade, and none of them were held back or anything. for some reason i always thaught that she could read minds!! theres no precise reason why, but i just had this notion. that girl scared the shit out of me. i dont know if she was making me think she could read minds because she knew that i thaught that, or if she really could. other girls never gave me that notion, but she made me think that other girls can too. now that i havent seen that girl for a few months i am starting to move away from that prediction, and moving towards the prediction that girls have estrogen flowing through their bodies, and we have testosterone flowing through our bodies, and thats why we act so different. i have also figured out another thing, and it is that women dont have balls and thats why they like them so much. i also think that there is something hidden with girls. like something about there pune that they dont want us to know. that is why they are soo insecure. there is also two types of girls. the ones that travel in herds (they like trl and pop music, and have small tits) then there is the other type that either travels solo or they have one or two friends with them (girls that arent so insecure, and arent so fucked up) and those are the ones you want. there is also the fat girl, but i dont even put them into a category because thay are mostly either black, or old, and if theyre not i still dont care about them. ive come to the conclusion that if every girl became an acid head, they would be cool, but if they are not, then theres no way of really knowing them. i hate it when you think you know them, and then they just pop out with this other person that you didnt know they were and they start pissing you off.

i may, fucking drop something natural somewhere and it might grow into another piece of shit like you. i dont recognize any of you fucking people, youre not real, you came out of comic books.


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InvisibleKid
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: DeathCapChick]
    #363698 - 07/30/01 05:01 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

nah wait I change my mind back again... women aren't so hard to understand. They're other human beings, there's just that added dimension of sexual politics in play.

Remember those guys in your classes that hung out with the girls a lot and you called them fags (probably 50%+ were)? They seemed to know everything about chicks, and the ones that turned out straight (or I guess, pretended to be straight), got all the hot chicks.

It's just exposure. You see more women, and you understand them better. Really, in my closest moments I feel I've understood them perfectly, it's after they break contact (or of course, before you make deep contact) that they can twist things and you don't "get it."


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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: DeathCapChick]
    #363945 - 07/31/01 12:56 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

In reply to:

..thats cause Im not crazy, like 99% of the women I know.




touch??.

estrogen can be quite confusing...

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: TrippeeChik]
    #363971 - 07/31/01 01:56 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

ya, the difference between estrogen and testosterone is like the difference between psilocybin and lsd. they both are considered hallucinogens but they are very different.

if you have any old equipment that you want to get rid of that you are willing to trade for some new stuff the go here to:
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: aluminum_can]
    #364052 - 07/31/01 08:16 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

Don't bother trying to understand women, it's a waste of time. The key to dealing with women is to ignore all of their endless bullshit, and tell them what they want to hear. When they start jabbering on the way they do, just smile, and nod, and grunt in all the right places. And agree with everything she says, ALWAYS agree. It never pays to argue with a woman. If you do these things, it will give her the allusion that you care and have feelings, and she will love you for it. Then you can go off and go about you buisness like a normal human being. Good luck.

-Superpimp


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InvisibleKid
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: aluminum_can]
    #364053 - 07/31/01 08:23 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

> ya, the difference between estrogen and testosterone is like the difference between psilocybin and lsd. they both are considered hallucinogens but they are very different.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.


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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Kid]
    #364091 - 07/31/01 10:30 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

i prefer to think of it more like the difference between oxytocin and vasopressin...



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OfflineDeathCapChick
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Pyrotechnist]
    #364183 - 07/31/01 02:05 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

I hear ya Pyro, I am a woman, and have seen other friends date complete idiots for thir money, influence or to gain populatiry with peers. I have no respect for people who do this.
I have dated all kids of men. My favorite are men with an education, and enough mony to pay their own bills! Anything more is gravy

I wonder why it is women hate themselves so much, as to put themselves through the rigors of Dating. I dont date. I just Walk with ya for a few...till its not cool, and I take off....Im sick of 'Dating' Blech....

Is it a wonder why Im still single?

-DCC

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: superpimp]
    #364201 - 07/31/01 03:25 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

i am sorry that i dont like to "pretend" that is the same reason women are fucked up. they are pretending. then, you got both people pretending and then you got a generation of pretenders (that is what is slowly happening) and soon we will be living the way calvin klien tells us to and acting like mtv thinks we should. i think you are right though (superpimp) women are too far into the pretending fuck hole, so we just tell them what they want and make them sex objects because that is all most of them are good for now a days. giving you head and pissing you off with there mind games. and now that it is a proven fact that they ARE sex objects we give in to there antics so we can get into hole between their legs. it is an never ending cycle that is only getting worse. men wants pune, so pune owner gets meaner, and it keeps going like that. some people just need to grow up a little earlier. too many people living in fantasy land untill there in there 20's! and then theres the 6 year old girls putting on makeup and trying to wear braws. i think that is why women have severe phsycilogical problems. it is becuase they think there doing things that "girls" do but really there just making it harder to get along in the society. making it frustrating for themselves. too many womens rights today. when humans where still cavemen and we lived off of instincts we knew that women were crazy and we'd leave them home to sit on their asses and eat bon-bons while the men went and hunted food. now that we are soo "non-primative" we think that women should have thse wierd rights. that is one of the things that lead this country to a downfall. now women have the upper-hand and they dont know how to control it since their ancestors where just house wifes and food cooking cavewomen. i know what i just said was prolly the last thing a girl would want to hear but i had to get it out and since i know none of you it doesnt matter.

if you have any old equipment that you want to get rid of that you are willing to trade for some new stuff the go here to:
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: numb59]
    #364223 - 07/31/01 03:55 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

I hate how stereotypical most women are towards men. Not all of them are, and to those who aren't, I thank you. But, it seems that every women I know says that all (ALL) men only think with their cocks and that they are all dogs. This really pisses me off because when I try to turn it around and say something like that about women, they get fucking pissed as hell at me and start attacking. It's funny, yet at the same time very confusing and annoying. Not all women are like this, but so very very many are.

Oh, and then they will always turn things around to make it your fault, and all you can do is stutter and look completely fucking confused as to how the hell they did it. It sucks.

And another thing. No matter how mush pain a man goes through, even if he is being gutted alive, crusified, burned, having battery acid poured all over him, a women will almost always come along and say "Hah, try squeezing something the size of a water melon out of a hole the size of a quarter (or in some womens' case, a softball)". Always, that is the one they use. Honestly man, If I had the choice between being burned with boiling water (I have gone through this, fucking the most painful thing I can think of having happened in my life, yet), or being a women for a day and giving birth to a child, I would choose choice #2 any day.

They think they hjave to endure so much more pain in giving birth than men do in their entire life, but the truth is that women are designed by mother nature herself to give birth through that small (or large) hole.

Ahh, I am done bitching because I know that it is women who posess the tits in this world, without em I would be lost. :)

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: pyromaniac]
    #364525 - 08/01/01 01:38 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

it is plain and simple what the problem is!!! they dont get along in this "society". back when we were smarter then we are now (caveman days) our instincts told us this that we should pick a women to mate with, and then mate, and then give them and the child food untill they died. after they gave birth they were useless!! that is the reason women use this "try giving birth" crap so often (especially mothers) it is becuase there instincts tell them that is all there good for. men were good for hunting food, building things, and making a society. the women never did this!! even in the most recent days when women were only house wives and the men got a job and supported the family. then we had to fuck up and start making blacks slaves, and then we tried to fix the problem by fighting a war to end slavery, and once the blacks got their rights the women got this crazy idea to do the same! if we wouldve known what would happen we wouldve purposely lost the war and let those blacks be slaves. women cant be docters!! theyre supposed to take care of the young. fuck!!! its all clear to me know, women are the problem in our society, untill they can learn to handle this "mans world" they are a pain!! if only they werent so hot!!!!! damn instincts!!

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: DeathCapChick]
    #364541 - 08/01/01 02:48 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

I think one of the single most problematic segments of the female population is the "shallow bitch segment." I'm sure the huge blotted stain on the fabric of femininity is caused by these sheeple (my favourite term for the apathetic masses). It's a definite link with stupidity and lack of individuality, the two usual criteria for being popular. It is absolutely hilarious, and yet at the same time tragically unfair, at how hypocritical these people can be, not know it, and get away with it through a) strength of numbers and b) a conscious effort to block out things they don't want to hear, such as WHY you did the thing which pissed them off in the first place. I'm serious, you women band together, I'll give you all Steyr USRs, you can shoot these sheeple. BAM, image boost. BAM, instant increase in respect. BAM, instant bottoming out of the pop music market (YES!).

Of the other cause of the stereotypical male's low opinion of women, it's GOT to be those 'women's magazines' you see in supermarkets. I, for one, am mystified at how women can read magazines with entire sections on "how to wantonly please your man sexually until you have entirely drained him of ejaculate fluids and he actually wants to stop having sex" and yet, I am still a virgin. :). Also, women's magazines about soap operas and famous movie stars (helpful for the "I want to marry someone well-known rich and powerful" thing) do not convey an air of intellectuality, to put it mildly.

By men with an education, what do you mean? Intelligent men, or men with a degree so that they can get a good job? (Just for the record, I've been "officially declared" intellectually gifted. I was IQ tested in grade 2 and scored 150, and I scored a 165 on a more recent test. I also bear an uncanny resemblence to nobody particulalry famous).

I have a question... there are some women who, when I have a cold for example and I snort to avoid liquid mucous running out of my nose, will say things like, "Ewww, that's disgusting." I just want to know.. how can someone who has, let's say much much more severe leakage problems than that on a rather regular basis, possibly be disgusted by a sniffle? I mean, what the fuck? That's the one thing I don't get AT FUCKING ALL. We all shit, we all piss, every fucking day. And yet it's disgusting to do something that's reflexive that you don't have to go to the bathroom for? It's a SOUND. It's not a SMELL. The day people stop shitting, pissing, excreting mucous, and having their menstrual flow, they can criticise me for having the sniffles.

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Pyrotechnist]
    #364551 - 08/01/01 03:05 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

a pro-male poem:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
So get in the kitchen,
And make me some stew.

"It tastes like...burning.." -Ralph Wiggum.

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Darlene: "Ted, I got you this new nose plug to stop you from snoring at night."
Ted: "Uh yeah, and I got you this paper bag to stop you from looking like James Brown in the Morning."
Darlene: "Oh come now, I don't look anything like James Brown."
Ted: "Hey kids, who does your mom look like in the morning?"
Kids... in unison: "James Brown!"
Darlene, "All right, thats enough... It's poison spaghetti for dinner tonight."

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Odd_Snail]
    #364554 - 08/01/01 03:11 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

ROTFLMFAO

Yeah, Women
fuck 'em ;-)

I've been waiting for the day I can use my favourite line.

An attractive woman has to say to me, "Fuck you."

And I shall reply, "Anytime, anywhere."

attractive women don't say "fuck you" to me often, so I guess it's a good thing.

Nah, but girls are pretty. And if you can really talk to them usually they're more fun that boys (what with their car stereos and such).


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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Odd_Snail]
    #364629 - 08/01/01 08:46 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

If women are such a problem, then just don't care about them. I agree to some degree with aluminum_can. The women's rights shit is out of hand. In their rights movement, they want to completely deny femininity for all its been built up to be from the time we could tell that they were women up until the time they started trying to fight for "rights". I wouldn't say that all women are the same- ever. To say that is mean, because you don't acknowledge that people are people and people are different. Even though you probably don't even believe it entirely, a person who heard it from a person who heard or read you saying it might think that all men think that. Who knows? For me, its best to just not give a rat's ass about anyone, let the special people shine through and then forget about them, too. People that say they can't for the life of them understand a situation, you don't really mean that, right? Here is something I don't understand... All my life I think I'm an ugly mess (I still feel the same way, except confused) and now I find out that I "have a really good look" and should be a model.. why the fuck haven't there been more women interested in me? I don't mind the fact that they haven't, but if they had, I wouldn't be confused now. I, for the life of me, can't understand that completely.

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: CACA]
    #364823 - 08/01/01 02:27 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

i just found out that i am a hot ass son of a bitch also!! it never occured to me, until junior high when girls were "flirting" with me, but i was alot more mature then kids back then so i though they were just being "dumb little girls" playing "dumb little games" when they would do little flirty things i would turn around and say something like why dont you go fuck with someone else. or something snotty. i never hd the slightest clue that they were flirting. hell, i though i was a dumb loser that they were trying to talk shit on, when actually they were confused because they were being "nice" and i was being an ass. i eventually learned this the hard way (leave it at that). stupid little junior high girls!!! if they wouldve grown up a little earlier then maybe they wouldve had a chance with me. they were too busy off in dream land, and avioding the facts. i pittied them.

sleeping by yourself at night can make you feel alone,
youre girlfriend said so, but i dont really know
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: aluminum_can]
    #364835 - 08/01/01 02:38 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

just found out now and im 19

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: aluminum_can]
    #365100 - 08/01/01 10:53 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

Young Fortinbras Eats Cold Eggs

Edited by sHemp13 on 08/03/01 06:26 PM.



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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: sHemp13]
    #365361 - 08/02/01 06:05 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

i meant i just found out that im supposedly good-looking. i still have no idea what flirting is..  in 11th grade i was in love with this girl and she was trying to get me to tell her by taking advantage of situations.  (im still in love with the memory of her)she gave me her phone number, she would be looking at me in class everytime i looked at her, she would run her hands through my hair ever so often,,,, i am STILL not sure what this was about!!!! anyone? it could easily be either way, but she could just be really cruel and have been playing with my heart or trying to do a charitable deed. i was really fat at the time.

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: CACA]
    #365425 - 08/02/01 08:52 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

I don't want to ruin your dream, but I think she was fucking with you. I know birds who have done the same, it seem a pretty common trick. Don't worry though, it wasn't anything against you, it was about her.

Usually it's really insecure girls who do this because the attention makes them feel attractive and more secure (Which is really important to many girls). They usually pick a guy who doesn't get much interest from girls (Sorry if I'm presuming here, this is only because you said you were fat), and will give him loads of attention in an 'I'm intersted' type way. If the guy hasn't had much experience with other girls, chances are he will fall in love with them pretty quickly. Once this happens, they have you where they want you.

They don't let anything happen between you, but do enough keep you interested (Hair stroking, sly looks etc), they can then use this to convince themselves that they are attractive and wanted, and that gives them a big confidence boost (Especially if she could get you to tell her). The reason they don't let anything happen is that they are scared that if they get too close to you, you'll realise they are not actually anything special and leave them. If that happened, and they got dumped by a fattie, that would mean they must be really unattractive, and their confidence will drop even further.

Sorry, I don't mean to psycho-analyse your situation. I'm just basing this on my experiences. If you think this could be what was going on then don't dislike the girl for it. This all happens on a subconscious level, and they don't even realise they are doing it.

Most girls really aren't that difficult to work out if you actually sit and think about it. Having said that though, some of them are absoloute nut-bars... I blame TV.

Take care

Phil


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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Phyl]
    #365449 - 08/02/01 09:29 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

that was pretty insightful


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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Phyl]
    #365456 - 08/02/01 09:43 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

Well, I loved her before i saw her.. I knew she was in the next room before I got there. I think she was bipolar. She would hurdle from extreme to extreme just like I did. You could be right and it was something I feared, but I thought that it could just be me... I was really pissed off the first day of that class, so when the teacher told us to write something about ourselves  on a paper and turn it in, I let him have it. He didn't read it, but she was a really good friend of his (this teacher was cool) so she got to sit at his desk and read the papers. Maybe after what she read she sympathized with me... the teacher told me that she had a similiar past. Whatever.. she is the only person I would want and I hope I never see her again. Last time, she was supposedly in love with some tall swimmer guy with a huge cock. As a matter of fact, that same guy was going to night school for chemistry just like I was (his dad did all the work for him) and I was telling him that there was this girl and I didn't know her name and all this and that shit.. and then he starts telling me about this girl he was trying to get. The next day I see them together down the hall placing pieces of a mosaic... He isn't into art- SHE was. He left her for some other "fat shit", as she put it. Fuck him forever. This girl wasn't some thoughtless priss. She was the real McCoy... anyways... i've never been under the illusion that she liked me, i've always been stuck in confusion- and that's only when I did think about it. Thanks, though.

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: CACA]
    #365472 - 08/02/01 10:10 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

Sorry to waste your time, but i would like to inform all who read this that i am now in session of inhaling a large bong hit..

lol..

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: TrauM]
    #365473 - 08/02/01 10:11 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

Sorry..make that 2 large bong hits!

;)

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: CACA]
    #365559 - 08/02/01 12:17 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

hey i was in love once also! once i started liking her alot she dumped me because all the other girls were flirting with me and when i was telling them off she thought i was hitting on them or something. i fuckin pissed me off!!! then a week later she wanted to date me again but i decided to just forget about it because i didnt want the same thing to happen again, and id be left heartbroken. she would even tell people i was her boyfriend when we werent dating! that was when her friend (the crazy girl i talked about) started fucking with my head. it pisses me off just to think about it.

sleeping by yourself at night can make you feel alone,
youre girlfriend said so, but i dont really know
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: aluminum_can]
    #365614 - 08/02/01 01:28 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

i dont know if anyone loved a person like i loved her. you know that thing that jack nicholson said in "As Good As It Gets" that made women's hearts melt? That she made him want to be a better man? Well, that was nothing more than a given the way i felt.. anyways..atleast you got to be with your love.

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: CACA]
    #365675 - 08/02/01 02:50 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

trust me, i tried everything to make my girlfriend not want to dump me. i knew she was pissed, i just couldnt do anything about it, and i kept fucking up. that is why i didnt date her again, too much stress! i also couldnt tell if she was telling the truth anymore either.

sleeping by yourself at night can make you feel alone,
youre girlfriend said so, but i dont really know
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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: CACA]
    #366428 - 08/03/01 05:28 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah I think it went something like
"A woman is just a man without reason and accountability"
Jack nicholson is pretty smart



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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: sHemp13]
    #366466 - 08/03/01 07:20 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

I don't know if that one made them melt as much as "You make me want to be a better man."

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: aluminum_can]
    #3059851 - 08/27/04 08:45 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah they are confusing as hell. I'm going on 20 and i've never been on a date so..........


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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #3060165 - 08/27/04 10:00 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

:yawn:

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #3060485 - 08/27/04 11:44 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Ha ha, do you realize you just replied to a 3 year old post?  :laugh:

I miss 'Kid', he was straight up and funny as hell.

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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: superpimp]
    #3060679 - 08/28/04 12:50 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

superpimp said:
Don't bother trying to understand women, it's a waste of time.  The key to dealing with women is to ignore all of their endless bullshit, and tell them what they want to hear.  When they start jabbering on the way they do, just smile, and nod, and grunt in all the right places.  And agree with everything she says,  ALWAYS agree.  It never pays to argue with a woman.  If you do these things, it will give her the allusion that you care and have feelings, and she will love you for it.  Then you can go off and go about you buisness like a normal human being.  Good luck.
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:rotfl: This thread is so amusing! How did I pass it up earlier?? :popcorn:


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Re: women... whats with em? [Re: pyromaniac]
    #7205264 - 07/21/07 02:00 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

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