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DoorsFan
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Women
#7560797 - 10/25/07 09:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hate them. I'm sick of being the nice guy when all they want is an asshole.
I need to learn how to be a total jerk.
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moon_glue
Orwell's Post9/11 Era



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i used to be the same. then i found www.youporn.com and grew mushrooms.
porn and a wank every other day, shrooms once every few months.
all my sexual and emotional needs are met.
women.are.evil.
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skydog
Coffee & Blunts



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Women are fuckin' crazy, end of story
They're still pretty cool to have around though, under certain conditions
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DoorsFan
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Re: Women [Re: skydog]
#7560842 - 10/25/07 09:20 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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AKA after many many beverages
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nakors_junk_bag
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Quote:
DoorsFan said: I hate them. I'm sick of being the nice guy when all they want is an asshole.
I need to learn how to be a total jerk.
no, you need to learn how to be a mna, instead of am insecure little shriveled prick. Remember, women need you as much as you need them.
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sirbojangles
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women are awesome
all my friends are women
the only difference between you and them is your body
think about that
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nakors_junk_bag
Lobster Bisque



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Quote:
sirbojangles said: women are awesome
all my friends are women
the only difference between you and them is your body
think about that
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sirbojangles
h20

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how so?
maybe you dont know the right women
Edited by sirbojangles (10/25/07 09:54 PM)
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razmablues
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of course all is different is our bodies, but i find alot of times many women tend to be very vain and self conscious, that's not to say men aren't either, but that's not my concern.
so you nailed in on the spot, you gotta know the "right" women.
sometimes it's a bit hard to find in today's society though
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Women want a nice guy who will beat them occasionally. Once you figure that out, it's gravy.
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memes
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you dont need to learn to be a jerk - you need to learn to be the alpha male.
show superiority over other male's by taking them down a notch with wit and intelect, it's the best and women love it.
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MyInnerChild
EveryMum



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Re: Women [Re: memes]
#7561205 - 10/25/07 10:54 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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meams said: you dont need to learn to be a jerk - you need to learn to be the alpha male.
show superiority over other male's by taking them down a notch with wit and intelect, it's the best and women love it.
Add to the wit and intellect for the guys, a shy smile for the girls and that's a combo, nobody can beat! Fill your arsenal with brains and honestly cultivated charm, sprinkle liberally with self-confidence and you'll be lethally attractive. No beer-belly helps too btw. lol
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MyInnerChild
EveryMum



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all my sexual and emotional needs are met.
I hope you're joking man.... I think you need some hugs from a chick...here ya go! OOOOO Consider thyself hugged lol
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ZShroom
Stranger


Registered: 07/08/07
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I love women
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ZShroom
Stranger


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Re: Women [Re: ZShroom]
#7561270 - 10/25/07 11:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cant trust anything that bleeds every month, for a week and doesn't die. .....nah just joking..........we are all one 
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domite
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Re: Women [Re: ZShroom]
#7561363 - 10/25/07 11:40 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Some of you guys are fucking halarious. RUN AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER SCREEN!!! FIND A FAT CHICK!!! SRSLY!!
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ZShroom
Stranger


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Re: Women [Re: domite]
#7561381 - 10/25/07 11:44 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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needs me a fatty pretty soon here
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mikeytro
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Re: Women [Re: ZShroom]
#7561395 - 10/25/07 11:49 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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ZShroom said: Cant trust anything that bleeds every month, for a week and doesn't die.
that was awesome
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ZShroom
Stranger


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yeah some old guy told me that a while ago, now he's dead
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Brainiac
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Re: Women [Re: ZShroom]
#7561450 - 10/26/07 12:23 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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This pic, says it all.
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