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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis] * 1
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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman] * 1
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3572. Being so peckishly impish as to imply that the hypotanuse of your very existance is equal to the multiplicative inversion of 5 solid horus charmed fractions! WHO would ever beseech such a thing is far beyond my hard earned reckoning, and indeed is that reckoning hard earned, and earned hard as it never had anything to solidify itself to except for the ashen transmorph of a bard.


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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
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Mad_Larkin said:

"Mathematics is the language of Nature." - Big L


]Thrust thyself into a verdant mound full of writhing furry critters, push through the membranes of time trailing lines of phylogenetic stitching; penetrate all: Sperm whale & Orca, lizard & leech, Pan troglodytes & Homo sap, cat & dog and Toxoplasma gondii. The climax you shall know to be a cleansing flood, a revitalizing fire, a preserving frost and a propagating seed.[ 

]A green-grey beam splits the void, glittering, hyperreal in its brilliance; an edgewise razor bisecting the meaningless abysses of space and time. Immense Hadean baubles smoulder languidly in the corpse dust of exploded suns, birthing gravity hunched arachnids with insatiable appetites. Proud dynasties of nonagon-breasted lizard maidens and hairless monkeys with terminal priapism attain brief ascendency over backwater sectors and then fade to nothing. Bleached bones and dessicated insect husks rattle across star scorched, wind ravaged deserts. Black hulks dive into suns... The climax is the creeping void, a slow seeping of thermal energies into utmost seclusion and impotence.[


“The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.” - Fatty Arbuckle


]Lay all of the peoples of the world side by side and roll them up in the manner of a bamboo mat. You now have a viscera lubed pandemic dildo. Judicious should be the use of such power.[





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wow who wrote this this is beautiful

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
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When an aware wolf sells wares he is a ware-wolf but becomes unaware when hes a warewolf, this is where his awareness starts to wear making him vulnerable to fur hunters who love to wear wolf.


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie]
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97% of my subjective sarcasm is in pleasurable equilibrium with my self-inflicted Freudian anemia.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: RJ Tubs 202]
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what do you call a hooker who loves italian food?













a pastatute :rimshot:












:unimpressed:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: CrAcKbAbY]
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love than thread ;-P

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: johnmelos] * 1
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Why are there no headaches in the rainforest?

Because the parrots-eat-em-all


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

My Drawings

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wolfiewolfie]
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Maaaaaaannnnn where's a good southern tip delta when you out here on your jeezny?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
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Pero cinco! There is nothing but a rainbow flag ahead of this steamboat! Pero cinco!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
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:meatwad: I don't know who's clothes that is. Someone ain't wearin that again...


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
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The big THREE FIVE EIGHT OH:

When you want something scrumptious you often think of the moon,

For its made of cheese?

Well what happens when a Professional Chess player thinks of the moon when he's supposed to be making Czechmates? Is the man on the moon just going to do him a favor and pour a little grapematé on his head to shock him out of this nonsense?

Some people have theorized that such a misgiving might look a little something like this...


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
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A paranoid schizophrenic thesaurus is a dinosaur that loves cheese.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: RJ Tubs 202]
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i sharted so hard at work once. i had to go to the bathroom and take off my underwear and free ball it the rest of the day. :facepalm:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: eatyualive]
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Go Hang a Salami

<backwards>

I'm a Lasagna Hog


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On storing pedro tea...

Brewmaster: Well, the mescaline will still be in there, but I'd be afraid of it conjealing and trying to escape after it grew in size from eating all the other shit in my fridge, and possibly my dogs if it got out.

Pithlit: sentient drugs, now that is an idea ...

OneMoreRobot: Idea? It's a fuckin' reality. You know Salvia? Nigga stole my TV.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Brewmaster]
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the universe turns on its worm

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cujllickduo]
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The official battered Onions thread!

Now with more floozies, plus potato chip pancake makers!

It's a new game called ANT MADNESS! Except this time the game is FOR REAL! CAN YOU HANDLE IT!?!/



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam] * 1
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I wish I was a headlight, on a North-bound train. :heart:


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You are Me and I am You.

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Re: The Official Otter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
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