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Little Johnny Joke
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Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.

When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's familyt to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby.

So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.

At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and
touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and
said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"

The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much,
Little Johnny."

He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little
feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his
doctor say he can see good?"

The mother a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes...
his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause he'd be fucked if he needed to wear glasses".


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I keep it real because I think it is important that a highly esteemed individual such as myself keep it real lest they experience the dreaded spontaneous non-existance of no longer keeping it real. - Hagbard Celine

Edited by HagbardCeline (11/21/03 12:11 PM)

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Re: Little Johnny Joke [Re: HagbardCeline]
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lol  :lol:


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Re: Little Johnny Joke [Re: In(di)go]
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:lol:

Good stuff...

bf6
:lipsrsealed:

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