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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: Apostle]
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Yeah, I really need some pussy, but I really want a long / longesh term thing with a chick that doesn't want to change me or go out all the time and spend all my money. Aslo, I don't drink anymore, so a nice wholsome girl would be great. I just think the smoking cigs and having a kid would be a deal breaker for most chicks. I need to find a smoker... "if they smoke, they poke". Whatever the fuck that means. That phrase always seemed backwards to me...


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: huffinglue]
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Get some!

:highfive:

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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: Apostle] * 2
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Hologram said:
you sound like a person who gets cheated on :shrug:



Ive never once been cheated on. I also dont grab girls asses unless theyre sending the right signals.
Ive never been slapped by a woman.
Ive never been rejected by a woman.
Ive never hit on a woman with a boyfriend.

I think the ape-like approach to picking up women is pathetic. You should feel bad.


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: huffinglue]
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huffinglue said:
Yeah, I really need some pussy, but I really want a long / longesh term thing with a chick that doesn't want to change me or go out all the time and spend all my money. Aslo, I don't drink anymore, so a nice wholsome girl would be great. I just think the smoking cigs and having a kid would be a deal breaker for most chicks. I need to find a smoker... "if they smoke, they poke". Whatever the fuck that means. That phrase always seemed backwards to me...


Our society has dehumanized us.

You need to adjust to this crazy world where most people are introverted psychopaths.

For what you want, i recommend finding a religious girl. Pretend to love jesus or krishna or whoever if you have to.

Also, outside of the U.S. of A. people are more "real"...at least down south. They are far from loyal to men who aren't willing to put the fear of God into them though.

Yea i think a church girl would do you good.

Also, cigarettes are bad dude.

Good luck.

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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: ModestMouse]
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ModestMouse said:
I think the ape-like approach to picking up women is pathetic. You should feel bad.


:rolleyes:

We only pretend to be civilized but behind closed doors we yell and fling shit at each other.


i am a realist and i don't feel bad for that.

Though i do feel bad most of the time if that makes you feel better :shrug:

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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: Apostle]
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I have learned the truth behind that.

But I wholly believe that being a pleasant, boundary-reapecting man will catch you the better fish.

Just IMO


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: ModestMouse]
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I totally agree dude.

You can't take everything i post to heart.

i'm still young and not ready to settle down plus the dr00gz have slowed my maturity.

Trust me, the broken property and death threats from dudes i've never met have given me lots of incentive to calm the fuck down.

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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: Apostle]
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Its cool dude.

Im young too and always learning.

I was just looking out for OP.


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: ModestMouse]
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awe you guys kissed and made up:lolsy:


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: the mad machinest]
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:hugitout:

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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: the mad machinest]
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the mad machinest said:
awe you guys kissed and made up:lolsy:


lol'd


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: Apostle]
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Hologram said:
99.9% of the time it doesn't stop me.

I just jumped the gun and started touching on her butt.


I didn't stop trying after the punch and she warmed up to me but by getting punched in the face i figured she wasn't lying about the "bf" and i don't like breaking up relationships. Except when i do.

I'm human too, you know, sometimes you have to fold your hand.


Couldn't agree with you more, the boyfriend thing most of the time means absolutely nothing to me and I'll just push even harder. And then when it works and I find out she really does have a boyfriend, I do feel a little bad but I get over it quickly. Usually stop fucking the girl because that just starts drama I dont't want to be apart of.

I'm just a young dumb drug addict looking for something to fuck :shrug:


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: volcomstoner]
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Self-defeating though patterns can be dangerous.

You are not dumb, you are just a young drug addict.

:hug:

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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: huffinglue]
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Good luck in your dating endeavors OP. I'm in the same boat but in my mid 30's which makes it a little more challenging than for most of yall.


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it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: Apostle]
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So true man, your always full of wisdom. Your definitely someone who has had a lot of life-experience.
I feel like I know so much but have a so much to learn. Ah, to be young.


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Re: About to go ask this chick out that works at Petsmart [Re: volcomstoner] * 2
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Life-experience is over rated, Shit dun got too real for me.

lol


also, thank you.

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