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Chicks with Dicks...
    #2147833 - 11/30/03 10:09 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)


So Saturday Night Im walking to the store, trying to get their before 2am for some beer and theirs this girl, dresed nice, REAL cute and shes curled up on the steps of some chiropractor building....

Now she is no bumb and I could tell shes no crack head so I woke her up and asked her if she needed help.. She started crying, said she was in a fight with her boyfriend and he kicked her out... Well I walked to the store, bought some beer, soda and snacks to share with my new friend..

Went back to the steps and shes still curled up, shaking from the cold so I gave her my jacket and we began to talk.. Her name is Lisa, shes 20 and damn shes cute. She was real sweet too.

We talked about all kinds of nice stuff and snacked on cup-cakes and chips for about 20 minutes when this mullet wearing, havnt showered or shaved in days, missing a front tooth, UGLY mother fucker comes riding up on a GIRLS huffy mountian bike asking my what the fuck Im doing with his girl...

We began to argu and right when I was about to kick the shit out of the fucker she began to argu with him and thats when he took off saying fuck us both, I can have her and all that shit...

(Ok, everyone knows the kind of guy Im talking about. A REAL dirt ball, cant keep a job, always doing the wrong thing, no license, no car, no prospects, no future. Just someone with MAJOR problems and cant handle them. The guy had his hat on backwards and looked like the picture perfect rednedk, backwoods tweeker kinda person you just want to run down).

Any way, Lisa started crying again, we talked for a while and she kept refuseing my offers for help.. She didnt want to come back to my place (understandable but my intentions were good), she refused for me to give her money and rent a room for her for the night, she just wanted to stay their because she knew he would come back...

I wish I had a picture of this chick, shes got a great body and a real cute face and from our conversation shes smart and has a good heart.

I just dont get it. Shes hooked on this fucker and cant shake him. Hes got to be at least 30 and a REAL loser, anyone could see that. Yet she would rather sleep in the cold in a tank top on concrete steps just to hope that she could have the chance to make up to him something that was his fault in the first place....

Why do women fall in love with losers?



What? What did you think I was gona say?


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Edited by GabbaDj (11/30/03 10:13 PM)


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Re: Chicks with Dicks... [Re: GabbaDj]
    #2147843 - 11/30/03 10:13 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

lol, so random


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Re: Chicks with Dicks... [Re: GabbaDj]
    #2147853 - 11/30/03 10:18 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Man, from your title I was expecting you to bring her back to your place only to find out she had a weiner!


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Re: Chicks with Dicks... [Re: ]
    #2147857 - 11/30/03 10:20 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

I thought this story would end when you discovered a huge.....
well, you know.


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Re: Chicks with Dicks... [Re: Letto]
    #2147868 - 11/30/03 10:24 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Yeah I thought so too MMerletto.

I think the nice girls that fall for assholes are very insecure and they think they don't deserve any better. Also I think a lot of girls think they can change the guy and somehow transform him into a decent person. I've known girls like this and it's very sad. The worse part is not being being able to get through to the girl despite all your efforts.


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Re: Chicks with Dicks... [Re: GabbaDj]
    #2147879 - 11/30/03 10:29 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Well what were your intentions again? Sometimes people get used to help always having lots of strings attached, so they don't want anymore help. She's probably trusted the wrong people and considers her current boyfriend to at least be predictable.


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Re: Chicks with Dicks... [Re: kosmic_charlie]
    #2147881 - 11/30/03 10:30 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

The worse part is not being being able to get through to the girl despite all your efforts.




Soooo true... I jsut dont get it... Ive known SOoo many and everyone tells them theyr witn a loser but they LOVE him and nobody knows him like she does.... Aaaagh Ive heard it all before and it just pisses me off to think about it more..


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Re: Chicks with Dicks... [Re: GabbaDj]
    #2150328 - 12/01/03 08:33 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

There's a book about this- called 'But I love him' I'm pretty sure. Dr. Drew's mentioned it. It's a shame to see such great pussy go to waste on an asshole.


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Re: Chicks with Dicks... [Re: KackleDude]
    #2150335 - 12/01/03 08:36 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

So she really is a woman eh... What a let down.


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Re: Chicks with Dicks... [Re: SixCee]
    #2150687 - 12/01/03 11:01 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

why the hell DID you name it chicks with dicks??


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Re: Chicks with Dicks... [Re: God]
    #2156270 - 12/03/03 08:30 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Quote:

God said:
why the hell DID you name it chicks with dicks??



Because shes a chick... And she wants to be with that dick.

Duh?


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Re: Chicks with Dicks... [Re: GabbaDj]
    #2156287 - 12/03/03 08:37 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

I thought you were gonna take her home and discover she had a dick..


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Re: Chicks with Dicks... [Re: Bhairabas]
    #2156482 - 12/03/03 09:39 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

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Bhairabas said:
I thought you were gonna take her home and discover she had a dick..



You have problems...


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Re: Chicks with Dicks... [Re: GabbaDj]
    #2156497 - 12/03/03 09:47 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Who woulda thought that with a title like chick's with dick's might have a chick with a dick involved in someway.. I guess I'm just crazy..


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Re: Chicks with Dicks... [Re: Bhairabas]
    #2156749 - 12/03/03 11:11 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Yeah who would've though...


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Re: Chicks with Dicks... [Re: SixCee]
    #2156764 - 12/03/03 11:19 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

lol


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Re: Chicks with Dicks... [Re: GabbaDj]
    #2157502 - 12/04/03 09:03 AM (13 years, 2 days ago)

this mullet wearing, havnt showered or shaved in days, missing a front tooth, UGLY mother fucker comes riding up on a GIRLS huffy mountian bike
heh......... hah....
What a cock head


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